What Women Want In A Man
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: hippychick
Original List (age 22):
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8 Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
Revised List (age 62):
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
Revised List (age 72):
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
Posted by: cpt_azad
Doesn't scare small children
LMFAO
Posted by: mike7778
True.
Posted by: jonasfjeld
haha. good one.
Posted by: 0110
Women !!!
Posted by: Shadowfire
Lol, this is a good one.
Posted by: pentomato
I would like to know what men want in a woman, maybe an empty head lol
Posted by: pentomato
the majority not me ok
Posted by: cresendoll
Haha how sad..
Posted by: Sprint1337
haha :D
Posted by: nadeem111as
good one
Posted by: accat13
It's funny how the list for men doesn't change
Age 14 to age 100 what every Man wants in a women literally :D (himself)
Posted by: janine
haha. real funny. shoulda been more categories though. 72 isn't that old y'know
Posted by: enahmadbs
haha. good one.
Posted by: Charmig_latino
jaja
Posted by: bmorson
lol funny stuff