Santa
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: TheKiler
Hoe, Hoe, Hoe
Opps I mean Ho, Ho, Ho..
Merry Christmas.
To all the young people: DO NOT BELIEVE IN SANTA, HE IS A BAD MODEL.
1.) He stalks people- How does he know if you've been good or bad?
2.) He's racist- I don't see any black or even asian elves
3.) He's a home invader- He climbs through the chimney.. who knows what he can steal.
4.) He does illegal animal experiments- How can he get flying reindeers and a red nosed reindeer? He must of experimented with animals and not have a permit for it.
5.) He steals milk and cookies- Sure you may give it to him but he doesn't even leavea thank you notice.
6.) He drops wrapped packages- Who knows if it's a bomb?
7.) He gives out lumps of coal to the bad- If all the bad people sell it, the coal industry is ruined.
SO BE CAREFUL. Have a happy and safe Christmas
Posted by: scribblec
sorry but that was shit
Posted by: cpt_azad
worst post yet.
Posted by: Shiranai_Baka
Santa is an unsuspecting pedophile. He always has his eye on the children. drops down the chimney to do who knows what to the children. thats my theory O.o.
Posted by: scribblec
Santa is an unsuspecting pedophile. He always has his eye on the children. drops down the chimney to do who knows what to the children. thats my theory O.o.
speaking from experience?
was most probably your dad in costume
Posted by: cpt_azad
speaking from experience?
was most probably your dad in costume
ewwwww, ur daddy touched you in places that shouldn't be touched by men :ph34r:
Posted by: scribblec
ewwwww, ur daddy touched you in places that shouldn't be touched by men :ph34r:
not me.... :unsure: :no:
Posted by: cpt_azad
lol
Posted by: tesco
:crying: don't talk about santa that way!
Posted by: cpt_azad
santa=total homo
Posted by: scribblec
santa=total homo
cpt_azad = santa ? :shifty: :ph34r: