Bush Fans
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: hippychick
Bush Fans
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Johnny. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a bush fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a bush fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm an Al Gore fan."
The teacher asks why he's an Al Gore fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's an Al Gore fan and my dad's an Al Gore fan, so I'm an Al Gore fan!" The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're mom was a moron and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."
Posted by: Skizo
BOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOO!!!! :whistling
Posted by: cpt_azad
lmfao, own3d
Posted by: Rip The Jacker
Nice. :lol:
Posted by: Rip The Jacker
http://www.randomimage.us/20844.html
Posted by: cpt_azad
dude, that's fuckin awesome hahahaha
Posted by: Skizo
In my email, it was John Kerry's name. :unsure:
Posted by: cpt_azad
well then, we all know that science has proven that it's not john kerry, it's george bush :lol:
Posted by: TheDave
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Posted by: Arm
http://www.boomspeed.com/thissitesux/sb0ns.gif :smoke:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D *falls off my chair* :lol: :lol: Ha ha I just fell off my chair. :D
Posted by: backlash
hehe. good one. :D
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