Little boys
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: hippychick
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on. He was
quite embarrassed and
whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and
he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's
office. He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about
it. He did it and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with
his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed.
"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick
it out till
noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Posted by: BoB!1!
lol.
a teacher decides to spend a lesson with her class of 6 year olds asking what there daddys do for a living.
she asks everyone in the class and recieved normal answers like: fire man, taxi driver, plumber... until everyone in the class had answered except for one small boy at the back of the class, she asks the boy: "what does your daddy do for a living?" the boy replys "my dads dead..." the teacher replies "oh im very sorry. well what did your daddy do before he died?" the boy replies "he clutched his chest, went blue, screamed and then fell on the floor"