Three Word Story II
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Wolfmight
I once started the first "Three Word Story" where members posted replies in mere three words to continue the adventure. The post gained nearly hundreds of pages and was lost in the forum due to deletion. Unless it could be revived, we might as well start another. (and hopefully have an html copy saved...hehe)
Notice: Post your comments in ( parenthesis ) to prevent confusion.
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UPDATE. Here's the original three-word-story compiled into a single peice of writing!
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A man once had a dinner and found out he was dead. Later that day, Bender just appeared revived him with. Forest Animals danced a lascivious lip lock while drinking Irish tainted beer today, and animals danced. In particular, Hobbes realized he was already in hell because he had seen several evils while downloading from the naked news. The next day he felt like having a tainted beer. Empowered by passion, something else came after him from the rear. It had antlers and rusted forceps with a huge Mug of Beer and tiny robots with flashing lights that would cause a temporary blindness with itching reactions in certain areas...
The Kangaroo Court was a good piece of cherry pie. The apple of my eye burned, yet tasted like chicken and induced projectile vomiting and hamburgers, showing little regard for what he does when he's alone or when he’s with a woman twice his size who has a fetish for meaty, sweaty, foolishly disgusting hapless forum posters like Infested Cats that bit off J2K4's rather small test-icicles (oww!) which killed him while eating a very spicy and bold dinner. Alas, the end of the constipation.
"Wha..the..fu..?" Riddler said, before the convulsions started under his green butt. He farted, and out popped Andrew Lloyed Webber and Micheal Flatley. If he could just remember the first dinner that big-boobed girl chewed for him, everything would be like that time she blew my red balloon inside the Baffoon Shop's Red Fire truck...
And everything I once believed is just a dream that donkeys kill mice is well-known. "Waa Waa Waa!" screamed the mouse at evil skweeky who grinned evilly. The poor mouse hid behind a cheese mountain, or greased furnace, that I ate. But evil skweeky went crazy and stole Curley's Whip money to buy a magical broom, a large box, and a non-pirated CD. These were 3 things he never thought would destroy the Warlock! But now the real evil petitioned for amnesty in an ancient quarrel between morally wrong nuclear squirrels. Not yet conscious, but undoubtedly puzzled, and sure to settle this possession of the holy meaning...
Whatever that cat dragged in isn't my mother! But then again... who gives a flying fuck man... He was stupid, ate a cow and killed the triple poster, who still stays. We need porn so Frodo can kill the spammer with a huge, monstrous, rubbery, bouncing, slithering milk man holding an enormous shovel and digging in the dirt. He thinks, "SHIT! I missed the goddamn spammer!" So, he kills badgers, but eats burgers, while singing his favorite lullaby. Suddenly, out of nowhere...
(you guys aren’t very nice about my triple posting)...
So, I slapped the gay man, and everyone here, with a large trout. Forget about that large marital aid who said, "What the hell is more satisfying than a big loaf of bread?" Maybe a large big dildo with dancing wombles shoveling triple posters over soaping my ass with some bricks.
Meanwhile... the Warlock casted magic porn on wolfmight's body, who enjoyed it a lot.
Curley's whip mastered all who gazed at the porn, but not the paint drying on the spiders tush that was gold plated and very...
The Spider farted poison onto the eyes of "Mr. Fuh K. Me" Chinese-man who was a big hot girl that wolfmight liked to titfuck and dump on a speeding car that's ugly. The car pulled over a burning monkey. The Driver went GTA3 style onto a cop's windshield, then stole a flying boat which broke down and wept uncontrollably like a sad...
Billy Bob's cousin molested riddler until he started to excrete from every single sweaty, dirty, crab infested opening, and riddler said, "What the FUCK is that?! AHH!!"
"I Think you broke the nun's jaw!" She wanted Jake and Elwood, but they ran towards the steaming fatman named Bungholicausto. Toilet paper flowed from his greasy, fat hands, that clenched onto his atomic anus, which then expelled...
10 years later, the man committed suicide. So, Britney, the really hot chick said, "I'm actually having plastic surgery and a penis enlargement on my breasts, just for you wolfy."
He shouted, "I'M CORNHOLIO!"
yaa..heh. heh.
I Need T.P. for (you guessed it!) my bum hole!
The Tree moon camel went up the camel toe mountain and jumped on the phallic symbol, but his size was too big. Even lubricant couldn't get him to slide straight in. So we stopped to get our act together and rolled a big fat man downhill. He bounced greasy, and suddenly remembered, this was liposuction.
The new born midget, amazed, but still scared, and very mentally insane, got up and found he was abducted by aliens! His body was strapped to a slab of frozen spaghetti, which felt cold but was somewhat arousing. The straps broke, and the midget jumped onto the passing dragon that looked like his older sister... or did it? The dragon snatched the midget by his tiny... little? (cough) his large elastic pool cue. The midget quickly turned, and jumped off the purple dinosaur, and sliced its cucumber into two exact same pieces! The midget enlarged his third arm to masturbate the dragon, a precautionary measure that turned out to cum the dragon. "Aaaaahhh! Finally Free!"
A bird swooped and pooped on him. He said, "Delete last post." But he meant, "Argh. Edit: Typo." So he did.
Meanwhile, in the town "Gothmok" the brave bold hero confronted Gothman, and drank tainted beer, but thinking, "What? He's NOT dead?" He then thought, "Maybe..." A short, yet meaningful idea popped into his mind: "Should I give head... I'm not sure..."
Argh, what the hell is that?!?
The table-brain-car raced around the girl's changing room, stumbled over her panties, and broke into little bitty liquid pieces. It then pulled a P90, shot Gothman, and went to Disneyland. Once there, Mickey, disguised as Gothman, started licking men’s ice cream unconsciously. He then realized he spelt "men’s" wrong. So, he added an apostrophe to it... ehm... just had to make it melt together again! Mickey felt a young Swedish student, just in reach of his arms. His arms spread out wide, then into the unforgiving sea urchin's mouth. It then swallowed Mickey whole. He tasted like "smelly-off-children." Mickey had drank meths, tainted beer, and VLADIGOOD vodka. He fell onto a very hard fossilized T-Rex poo, and realized immediately, "I'm in deep shit!" He then rushed to his computer screaming... That was 5 years ago...
A giant shmuck triple-quoted, which caused severe brain injury.
You don't want this nuke up there...
Shut the fuck up.
Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiopar aomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonopteke phalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon you guy!...
He said, "Please, End this post!" but got no remuneration, and so he blew his head (OK, enough already!) clean off with a pistol! The end...
Who really cares?...
The sequel pops out...
A geek named "Got Memory" once walked to the local internet cafe and drank tainted beer. He searched online for the KLite Forum, posted cafe's software in the wrong section, stared at the Foodworld section, licked his monkey-pop, ate a flapjack, and hacked the cafe. He quickly left to save Hardware World. He met Mr.CIAdude and let out a really big fart. Unfortunately, it was by a flame, and he was wearing lighter fluid covered underwear. His pants burst into big purple flames, kind of like Barney’s little dick, fucking a big purple pimp, who said, “WHY!”...
The fucking end…
A century later, a big purple Teletubby named TinkleYourWinkle phoned his friend Sadumbass, the insane. They went to see real Cancun, to shake their booty. Sadumbass jacked off all over himself... on Tinkle also...
5 hours passed...
“Door,” “Fly,” and “Plastic” are three words, not normally seen on Tinkle’s wall, but they meant so many things to sleepy mice and fitbaw lads, who like Celtic man-eating donkeys, which ate Lamsey. With a P90?...
HEY! Not NICE!
The mouse gave flowers to Curley’s mom, who danced with Rat Faced in the ballroom of Celtic Park, where the town “Gothmok” is remembered. Rocktron saved the ugly maidens, and this story! Goats touched him, and that eerie feeling started again... The strange scent of dried blood exarchated. His sick imagination ran wildly among his sane thoughts, which were also corrupted. He then fell into a well full of pudding. Though, he hit his dong on a sharp stone... but help was underway! They tried flexing his big ass and used sandpaper on his aching red nose, but his long, hairy gerbil was definitely toast. This exacerbated it...
It felt and smelled like a barbarian’s armpit, after humping a very fat cat wrapped in bacon with litter box cling-ons.
On a summer night in Tijuana, our hero finally remembered the plot. That he was in “deep shit.”
A fatamorgana of a K-Lite board needed his brain...
Holy WTF Batman!
Stunned and full of candied yams and friend cheese, his quest clears… Aaah yes. Finally. He became stoned and drunk absinthe, which anaesthetized him...
Huh...? Mom...? Dad...?
It was horrible. Suddenly he vomited, and out came an annoying mod, who presented himself as measily, dirty, horrific, but upright and easy to “bend.” Hamburgers, fries, and ketchup tickled his senses, while he swept the floor again with an umbrella, and his tongue did the dishes...
The phone rings! “Yes?”
“Hello...?”
“Who wants to suck...?”
Astonished by this childish answer he says, “Suck What I Hear You Ask!”
Still not sure, he says, “Chicken Taste's good!”
“Wow! Who’s this?”
“The tight fish!”
“Huh???” Then suddenly, someone punched his face!
“Gothman, is it you?” Silence filled the bathtub with carp. So, he hung up, and called Pizza-Hut.
“Hello, I’d like two pizza’s, but NO anchovy, ok? Worms came from the bubbled pizza stained with brown babies. He ate it, sure, but assuredly not aware of the danger... His bowls began to swell rapidly, so he rushed into Tilen’s ass, lighting a torch. Finally, he awoke from his nightmare, drenched in sweat… or did he? It was horrible, but compared to someone like you... looks aren’t everything...
It is not, and everything isn't, the way it smells...
A small albino goblin named Yellow-Man shattered a huge blue elephant. The elephant let out a Weemouse, who ate Swiss and Gouda. The Weemouse squealed in utter delight tasting the cheese, and so left school. Rat Faced was made a mod, but the hero is always Weemouse! What they didn’t do was skip to the sound of Weemouse eating corned diapers all dripping in moldy cheese!...
On the planet Hooteropia, men like hamburgers walked on by voluptuous women.
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Thus the saga continues!
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A woman once
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bought a boat
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to go fishing? :unsure:
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She used a
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Hook, line and
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some dynamite to
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blow up mr.
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Juarezes goldfish pond
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after he gos
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not this again.....
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The woman said
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what the f*ck
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is that doing
Posted by: 99%
under my underlip
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is a big
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tentacly hairy squishy
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bunch of grapes
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full of a
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warm, sticky solution
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that smells like
Posted by: Barbarossa
a tramps armpit
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the fucking end
edit: how else was i supposed to respond to that?:(
Posted by: ziggyjuarez
of the story
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period goes here.
Posted by: Barbarossa
is far away
EDIT: boring bastards!
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no, its over
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from the other
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side of the
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end of town
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of norte columbia
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in the shed
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of the west
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where mike jones
Posted by: Wolfmight
pimped Christina Aguilera
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to paying goats
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that have huge
edit: second time someone posted right after me
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chocolate creamy smeared
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all over their
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big dick cheecks
Posted by: |F1|
which went into
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your moms ass
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all last night
edit: i always say that if someone says something about my mom, just to make them feel bad, reverses the insult:P
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who was sorry
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for no reason
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but he lied
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never freaking mind
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said the lier
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who told truth
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about the lie
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said the person
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who steals sigs:P
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about the suject
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said sig stealer
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to the lier
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about stealing sigs
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Sara went to
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stfu sig stealer
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Sara went to...
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is was cool
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700 views aday
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tis cool, indeed
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Sara went to
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the chocolate factory
Posted by: |F1|
third time it happened, ignore this post. IGNORE IT.
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and ate all
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the green little
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orange oompa loompas
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that tasted like
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the stuff that
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come from the
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local sewage thing
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from the town
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where oompa loompas
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grow to be
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little orange pimps
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of compton california
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thug life pimps
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who smoke rocks
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gin and juice
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is a song
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by snoop dogg
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who is gay
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n-e-w t-o-p-i-c. Ziggy went to
Posted by: ziggyjuarez
sleep good night
(nice spaming wit ya.I've been up longer then you)
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alright later ziggy
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i need a
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person to spam
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with me because
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i am bored
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so i spam
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Worst.Thread.Ever.
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said fuck face
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To Dr.Kon Jr
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. A Horny 900Ib
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big hairy gorilla
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started thrusting his
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penis deeply into
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fat black momma
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whose name is
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Spicker AKA jaigandhi5
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i was expectkng manker
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. She farted very
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quietly and unnoticed
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like the mafia
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und Teufel-After
Friedens bruderdoobie
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english only please.
Posted by: brotherdoobie
Verpissen Sie sich bitte
Friedens bruderdoobie
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no german, bd
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he said angrly
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for fucks sake
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why dont you
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cheese on toast
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with tomato ketchup
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all over my
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Favourite blouse. Meanwhile
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frank was at
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bar doing his
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usual hop scotch
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drunk as hell
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with blissful eyes
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cheese on toast
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without feckin' marmite
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you turd licker !
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cried little gemby
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whilst licking hot
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butter from her
Posted by: manker
Oh my fucking GOD! The Kings of Leon are sooooo fucking boring :angry:
Posted by: fkdup74
what the f*ck? :huh:
Posted by: manker
Seriously, they're shite :dry:
Posted by: Wolfmight
butter from her
bumpy fat stomach
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as big as
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a whale's ass
(sorry gembs, this is just the turn the story took) :(
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. She felt very
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horny twords the
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rapper FAT JOE
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lean back mothafucka.
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They started farting
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quietly and unnoticed
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with stealthy puffs
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of hot filthy
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dust. Anyway, the
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stench from the
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poped pimple was
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as bad as
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scrambled rotten eggs
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combined with 10
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green and red
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radioactive cat shits
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that are found
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in the jacuzzi.
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Therefore this made
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her eyes water
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and ears bleed
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and she fainted.
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The next day
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Stop bumping this shite thread :dry:
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she found herself
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with manker in... :naughty:
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the sack buttfuckin
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as well as
Posted by: zacspeed
goosing Tony Blair.
:sick:
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Suddenly manker cried
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,"My Life Is
Posted by: ziggyjuarez
so fuckin sad"
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said the banana
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covered in poo
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that actually smelled
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like green shit
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on my McSandwich
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and the monkey
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just ate it!
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what the fuc*
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is her problem
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said sir manker
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as he was
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Really bored of this fucking thread.
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After he said
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' im so glad...
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it was big
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and powerful", he
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wanted to become
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tall, smart and
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the worlds greatest
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Jackass donkey dicker
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just for his
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hot rich girlfriend
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witch looks like
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a hot babe
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in a hot
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tub of lard
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Hmmm...Jonno's hole
Peace bd
Posted by: Wolfmight
tub of lard
burning at 250ºF.
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the red house
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was farting
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was farting due
to people who
*you need 3 words. no more, no less ;)
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made him eat
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the tool shed.
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you will find
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that violet people
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tub of lard
burning at 250ºF.
No skipping quotes...
Peace bd