Three Word Story II
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ice-storm coming
Posted by: Alien5
from the nothern
Posted by: Barbarossa
frozen white wasteland
Posted by: brotherdoobie
of southern Cuba
Peace bd
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
where the oompa-loompas
Posted by: brotherdoobie
rape each other...
Peace
Posted by: Alien5
were breastfeeding me
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
it tasted like
Posted by: Barbarossa
cold ice cream
Posted by: Alien5
and chocolate cookies
Posted by: Barbarossa
frosted with ice
Posted by: Alien5
cream flavoured chicken
Posted by: brotherdoobie
and chocolatey hawt
Peace bd
Posted by: Alien5
muffins dripping with
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
arsenic and treason
Posted by: Alien5
crawling slowly they
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
bit my ankles
Posted by: Alien5
i screamed out
Posted by: Barbarossa
What The Fuck???
EDIT: Wow, the boards got some kind of anti-shout script!! :lol:
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
attracting attention from
Posted by: Alien5
wolves and eagles
Posted by: |F1|
which then began
Posted by: Barbarossa
to gently sing
Posted by: Alien5
a beautifull lullaby
Posted by: |F1|
the theme to
Posted by: Barbarossa
Prisoner CellBlock H
Posted by: Alien5
the fall guy
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that was weird
Posted by: Alien5
to hear the
Posted by: Wolfmight
statue of liberty
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say that the
Posted by: Alien5
large chunk of
Posted by: Barbarossa
ice cold ice
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cream cones and
Posted by: |F1|
made her feel
Posted by: gemby!
like a natural
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woman or man
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ooo yeah. hunny
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i shrunk the
Posted by: ziggyjuarez
kids little peanuts
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are tastyer than
Posted by: ziggyjuarez
the red ones
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in the big
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round trashcan at
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Fst dot com
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wich is fulla
Posted by: Alien5
empty boxes of
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
nothing, because they were empty
Posted by: Alien5
how come you always say 5 words ?
but not very
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
Because if I said "nothing, because they" the next person wouldn't get it right.
sturdy, being triangular
Posted by: Alien5
but there is no right answer...SpatulaGeekGirl
shaped boxes of
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
There is in my world.
nothing. Meanwhile field-hockey
Posted by: Alien5
was so boring
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that no-one went
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outside until a
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
alien spaceship crash
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woke me up
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Wrong! You needed to say "landed" - crash landed!
in the dead
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:lol: of the night
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Vomiting blood violently
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and laughing at :lol:
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nothing in particular
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and stumbled into
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my wardrobe. Upon
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arrival there his
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little puppy ran
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down the path
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to a stream
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wagging his tail
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, vomiting blood violently
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you like vomiting dont you?
and crying out
Posted by: Guillaume
, got run over
Posted by: manker
Anyone that's posted more than three times in this thread is a geptard :dry:
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by manky geptard
Posted by: Evil_Monkey
(new story)
Once opon atime
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A little fuckwit
Posted by: Barbarossa
called manker, cried
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
out "why on
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Earth is my
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penis so small
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!?" And proceeded
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to run around
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in his pants
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singing "there's a
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hole in my
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shoe that is
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annoying the shit
Posted by: Alien5
out of me
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It was meant to be "hole in my bucket" but whatever.
and I just
Posted by: Alien5
farted extremely loudly
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it smells like
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the smell of
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what farts smell
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used to smell
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of. What he
Posted by: maebach
did not know
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is that Paris
Posted by: Gripper
hilton over there
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was wearing nothing
Posted by: Barbarossa
but a smile
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and some glitter
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balls over her
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eyes :) holding a
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vibrator in a
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fluffy wee kitten
Posted by: Alien5
shaped pencil case
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"Oh noes!!!!!111" said
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who is Oh noes!!!!!111
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
No, "Oh noes!!!!!111" is what they said.
For example
"Oh noes!!!!!111" said the mildly aroused manker.
Posted by: manker
I don't think I've ever said 'Oh noes!!!!1' when mildly aroused.
In fact, it's likely I'd say the opposite :lookaroun
Posted by: manker
Hoi! Stop rodding me into posting in this shit thread :dry:
Posted by: Alien5
this is the best thread
Posted by: ziggyjuarez
wanker
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manker he called you a wanker
Posted by: manker
I rock, ziggy. You said so :happy:
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im calling people in general a wanker
Posted by: manker
manker he called you a wankerHe's quite right. Aren't you ;)
Posted by: ziggyjuarez
bunch ah wankers
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
Said Ziggy, not Robs as is stated.
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i violently puked
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hair on to
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bald people that
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
wanted hair but
Posted by: Alien5
one elderly bloke
Posted by: |F1|
shit his pants.
Posted by: maebach
Then he saw
Posted by: Wolfmight
bigfoot humping a
Posted by: Evil_Monkey
Very obese chicken
:phone:
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while listening to
Posted by: Wolfmight
some arabic tejano
Posted by: ziggyjuarez
.The new cd
Posted by: gemby!
was very tired
Posted by: Alien5
spinning round in
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the parking lot
Posted by: maebach
watching the hot
Posted by: Wolfmight
sun burn it's
Posted by: gemby!
sweet child of
Posted by: sArA
A Ravenous Wildebeast
Posted by: ziggyjuarez
was still playing
Posted by: peat moss
a weeping guitar
Posted by: Alien5
on the grass
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while gentle mice
Posted by: Wolfmight
sang german opera
Posted by: Alien5
beautifully to us
Posted by: sArA
Whilst wearing clogs
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and tap dancing
Posted by: sArA
around a windmill
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in bare feet
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With mud between
Posted by: Wolfmight
their front teeth.
Posted by: peat moss
Looked like popcorn
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. Mr.FatSkinny wanted to
Posted by: Alien5
loose weight his
Posted by: sArA
belly hung over
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to his knees
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with massive sweating.
Posted by: DanB
This thread sucks
small dogs and
then red rockets
them like a
frustrated teenager. If
I didn't have
my mod powers
suspended for killing
a spameister who
was infecting gameboyworld,
I'd close it.
Posted by: Alien5
you cant so
Posted by: Wolfmight
Mozart and Icecube
Posted by: Evil_Monkey
Huh what the
:huh:
Posted by: peat moss
Beats reading Robert00000
Posted by: missie
// Sorry, Thread Closed.
Posted by: Alien5
due to an
Posted by: missie
barefoot clog fashioner
(te feck? :huh: )
Posted by: Alien5
most people do
Posted by: Alien5
:angry: This thread sucks
small dogs and
then red rockets
them like a
frustrated teenager. If
I didn't have
my mod powers
suspended for killing
a spameister who
was infecting gameboyworld,
I'd close it. :lol: :frusty:
three word story thread not complaining about thread sucks small dogs blah blah blah thank you :thumbsup:
Posted by: brotherdoobie
This thread sucks
small dogs and
then red rockets
them like a
frustrated teenager. If
I didn't have
my mod powers
suspended for killing
a spameister who
was infecting gameboyworld,
I'd close it.
Shut it pothead. :snooty:
Peace bd
Posted by: Wolfmight
. Robert DeNiro started
(Here an idea for comments. Try to post them below your 3 words in parenthesis. This will help out with any confusion.)
Posted by: Evil_Monkey
Having cramps constantly
:lol:
Posted by: Wolfmight
So his toilet
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
was calling him
Posted by: Alien5
vomiting violently he
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
slipped and cut
Posted by: Alien5
clipped and slut
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
whore and concubine
Posted by: Alien5
and ran away
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with the whore
Posted by: Alien5
down the slope
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but the rain
Posted by: Alien5
on their heads
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
made the whore's
Posted by: Alien5
eyes shut from
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
depression, her life
Posted by: Alien5
was a dream
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
a fucked-up dream
Posted by: Alien5
she woke up
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
And was happy
Posted by: Alien5
on the face
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
with a big
Posted by: Alien5
shiny and long
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
hair straightener that
Posted by: Alien5
spoke to her
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
And said "OMFG!!!!!
Posted by: Wolfmight
I'm burning your
(next person finish the hair straightener's sentence...please don't be hair)
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
tentacles!" Shocked, she
Posted by: Alien5
violently vomited into
Posted by: manker
This thread sucks
small dogs and
then red rockets
them like a
frustrated teenager. If
I didn't have
my mod powers
suspended for killing
a spameister who
was infecting gameboyworld,
I'd close it.:unsure:
Posted by: Alien5
:huh:
Posted by: Evil_Monkey
violently vomited into
A greasey sewer
;)
Posted by: |F1|
which landed on