Three Word Story II
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Spicker
manker and then
Posted by: manker
Hawt chicks congregated
Posted by: Spicker
which were guys
Posted by: manker
This aroused jaigandhi5
Posted by: peat moss
to the point
Posted by: sArA
that he came
Posted by: Alien5
luckily onto a
Posted by: Guillaume
passing prostitute, who
Posted by: Alien5
said WTF!! you
Posted by: Wolfmight
are sucking my
Posted by: Alien5
asshole, it tickles
Posted by: Wolfmight
the little bumps
Posted by: Wolfmight
on her chin
Posted by: Evil_Monkey
and her butt
Posted by: Wolfmight
. George bush was
Posted by: Gripper
cuddling his theodore
Posted by: Dark Steno
as well as
Posted by: ziggyjuarez
his big fury
Posted by: Gripper
and wrath,He
Posted by: Wolfmight
felt very skittish
Posted by: sArA
so skitted along...
Posted by: Wolfmight
the yellow brick
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
road, covered in
Posted by: Blythorama
a cloud of
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
angry looking wasps
Posted by: Alien5
moaning about eastenders
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
And that slut
Posted by: Blythorama
who stole her
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
dildo and stuck
Posted by: Blythorama
glitter in her
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
eye, "ooowwwww!!!!!" she
Posted by: Blythorama
wailed and pointed
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
, flailing her arms
Posted by: Blythorama
she knocked a
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
penis shaped statue
Posted by: Samurai
into her large
Posted by: Blythorama
aunts house where
Posted by: Alien5
they were screaming...
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
halloween carols for
Posted by: Blythorama
a christmas treat
Posted by: Gripper
Dam funny those
Posted by: Alien5
were the days
Posted by: j2k4
iconoclasts, they're everywhere
Posted by: Biggles
she muttered, hoovering
Posted by: Gripper
up last nights
Posted by: Blythorama
speckled vomity mass
Posted by: Alien5
singing the theme
Posted by: Wolfmight
"do-u like pina-coladas"
Posted by: Gripper
whilst,whistling "Dixie"
Posted by: Alien5
mc donnald overture
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
and vomited violently
Posted by: j2k4
spewing vile invective
Posted by: enoughfakefiles
On this thread. :dry:
Posted by: Alien5
but you missed
Posted by: Wolfmight
the harry man
Posted by: manker
Thread was more than a week old, therefore it's dead.
/lock/ban/delete
Posted by: enoughfakefiles
I agree manker.:dry:
Posted by: manker
Good :)
Posted by: enoughfakefiles
Good :)
That's not three words.
Posted by: manker
:rod:
Posted by: enoughfakefiles
:rod:
:rod:
Posted by: Wolfmight
. Mr.Bubba-Ho-Tep Wanted Some
Posted by: Adster
I like stories
Posted by: maebach
so he thought
Posted by: Wolfmight
he was ugly
Posted by: Yogs
talking to himself
Posted by: Blythorama
whilst eating maggots
Posted by: Gripper
legendry chicken pie
Posted by: Blythorama
legendry chicken pie
-flavoured crickle crisps
Posted by: Proper Bo
:dabs:
Posted by: Yogs
making funny noises
Posted by: Gripper
similar to welsh
Posted by: enoughfakefiles
similar to welsh
Dye thread dye
Posted by: Gripper
shouted Taffy excitedley
Posted by: manker
similar to welsh
Dye thread dye
See, if you'd have thunk that thro' - you could have said Dai thread, Dai.
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
while vomiting violently
Posted by: Gripper
listening to direngray
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
It's Dir en grey! With SPACES and grey spelt the RIGHT way.
Posted by: manker
Spelt is wheat :dabs:
Posted by: Gripper
Rod rod rod :lol: :lol: :lol: (to easy)
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
Yeah? ...Well...well you're OLD!!!!
Posted by: manker
Oh noes!!!111
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
Indeed. :ohmy:
Posted by: manker
When did this happen :no:
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
I was talking...to Gripper!... :snooty:
Posted by: manker
So I'm not old :01:
Posted by: enoughfakefiles
So I'm not old :01:
Who told you that.:dabs:
Posted by: manker
So I'm not old :01:
Who told you that.:dabs:The soccer mom I have casual secks with of a Thursday :dabs:
Posted by: maebach
which feels good
Posted by: manker
Maebach, are you that soccer mom :blink:
Posted by: enoughfakefiles
which feels good
You have sexor with her as well.:O
Posted by: Gripper
:cry: old..:cry: ..how cruel the youth of today :cry1: :bye:
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
Look what rodding me gets you! :snooty:
Posted by: Gripper
Probably 10 years and a smack off Les
Posted by: Wolfmight
. SnoopDawg and GeorgeBush
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
Were in bed
Posted by: j2k4
no we're not
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
Yes, you are.
Posted by: j2k4
please, please, no
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
too bad, sucker
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
"ahhh" SnoopDawg sighed
Posted by: j2k4
his bunger puckering
Posted by: Yogs
in utter awwww
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
as Bush did
Posted by: maebach
cheney up the
Posted by: j2k4
cheney up the
Tigris to Baghdad. :D
Posted by: Wolfmight
(check the first post...I found a copy of the first official "Three Word Story" and posted the compiled version! Woot Woot!)
An alien once
Posted by: wEeZeR's_AiR
stole my panties
Posted by: RealitY
stole my panties
and inhaled them
Posted by: wEeZeR's_AiR
Through his eyes
Posted by: SpatulaGeekGirl
I was pissed
Posted by: RealitY
cause it stang...
Posted by: Wolfmight
me when he
Posted by: Wolfmight
chopped cawk off.
Posted by: hasnainbk
"fcuk u shithead"
Posted by: CUTTIEFOX98
I replied forcefully.
Posted by: Dark Steno
O_o O¯o O_o
Posted by: hasnainbk
lets go on
Posted by: wasdqr
a boat to
Posted by: Alien5
for the car
Posted by: Alien5
subspace communications ray
Posted by: bigboab
pointed in my....
Posted by: Alien5
softcore pornography collection
Posted by: Jiggles
all gay btw
Posted by: DooMeD68
marriage counselled couple
Posted by: bigboab
seeking a solution...
Posted by: BawA
went to bob
Posted by: DooMeD68
at the pub
Posted by: BawA
holding a gun
Posted by: bigboab
to his head
Posted by: BawA
threating to suicide
Posted by: Alien5
using a samurai
Posted by: BawA
as a tactic
Posted by: Alien5
to gain the
Posted by: BawA
lost respected days
Posted by: DooMeD68
of his youth
Posted by: Alien5
when life was
Posted by: DooMeD68
extinguished by god
Posted by: bigboab
to allow for..
Posted by: Alien5
bigboab to begin
Posted by: DooMeD68
karaoke on stage
Posted by: hippychick
which scared everyone
Posted by: Alien5
shitless in the
Posted by: benchez
damp, claustrophobic cavern
Posted by: hippychick
of demonic hell
Posted by: weenden
seened like home
Posted by: hippychick
to all the
Posted by: DooMeD68
dead people there
Posted by: hippychick
and rotting corps
Posted by: weenden
like burnt toast
Posted by: hippychick
and sizzling flesh
Posted by: weenden
burnt dark brown
Posted by: hippychick
with the smell
Posted by: weenden
of fresh asphault
Posted by: hippychick
oozing through the
Posted by: DooMeD68
holes all around
Posted by: weenden
on the table
Posted by: DooMeD68
to the floor
Posted by: hippychick
of crimson blood
Posted by: weenden
for the cat
Posted by: DooMeD68
in the cellar
Posted by: weenden
in a pile
Posted by: hippychick
of filthy rags
Posted by: bigboab
that was lying
Posted by: weenden
started a fire
Posted by: sear
that burned for
Posted by: DooMeD68
a thousand years
Posted by: hippychick
until the day
Posted by: weenden
i got home
Posted by: hippychick
from slaying vampires
Posted by: DooMeD68
and then went
Posted by: hippychick
crazy from the
Posted by: DooMeD68
voices in his
Posted by: hippychick
saying to kill
Posted by: DooMeD68
but he couldn't
Posted by: hippychick
take an innocent
Posted by: DooMeD68
virgin home with
Posted by: hippychick
the intent to
Posted by: DooMeD68
sacrifice her body
Posted by: bigboab
to the first
Posted by: DooMeD68
chime of the
Posted by: bigboab
town clock that...
Posted by: DooMeD68
doesn't chime at
Posted by: hippychick
at midnight but
Posted by: DooMeD68
sang on the
Posted by: hippychick
eve of distruction
Posted by: DooMeD68
and that changed
Posted by: bigboab
the whole outlook...
Posted by: DooMeD68
of his life
Posted by: bigboab
and the way...
Posted by: DooMeD68
was clear for
Posted by: hippychick
destroying all the
Posted by: DooMeD68
worlds population in
Posted by: hippychick
the flash of
Posted by: DooMeD68
magnetic field inwards
Posted by: bigboab
toward the centre...
Posted by: hippychick
gravitational pull of
Posted by: DooMeD68
the sun's fusion
Posted by: hippychick
heating the earths
Posted by: Alien5
stuff that grows