Nessie oh my!

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Biggles and I went to loch ness as you may or may not know.

Well, we saw Nessie! :ohmy:

She was huge, a dark shadow beneath the grey waves. I already had my camera out so after a few fuzzy, blurred-out pictures I calmed myself and got this one!

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8674/nessiee7ex.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:shifty:

[ziggyjuarez]

Broke link Sir.

[manker]

The pic isn't loading for me :(


Hope you enjoyed your trip tho'.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

gah fuck it!

I'll try again.

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7310/nessiee6rf.jpg

[Santa]

Finally real Proof- this is a historic moment

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

There she is AGAIN!!

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4685/nessie21pu.jpg

[manker]

You were so lucky to see him twice.

Most people have to be content with seeing the Loch Ness monster only once in a whole lifetime :(

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

THRICE to be exact. :naughty:

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1484/nessie39us.jpg

[Jon L. Obscene]

THRICE to be exact. :naughty:

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1484/nessie39us.jpg

That's a duck :dry:

As for the rest , I think you'll find that could be Biggles swimming using methane propulsion :01:

Jonno :cool:

[enoughfakefiles]

Did`nt ted danson already find nessie. :blink:

[NikkiD]

Cooooooooooooooooool :D

@Jonno, have you no imagination?

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

THRICE to be exact. :naughty:

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1484/nessie39us.jpg

That's a duck :dry:

As for the rest , I think you'll find that could be Biggles swimming using methane propulsion :01:

Jonno :cool:

Cool.

I didn't see nessie but I discovered the worlds biggest duck. I rawk. :cool:

[DarthInsinuate]

incase you're having trouble seeing it, i've circled the blurry silhouette that is the suspected monster

http://img318.imageshack.us/img318/539/nechloss5so.jpg

[Jon L. Obscene]

Whaaaaaaaaaaat? you know damn well I have an imagination ..slightly weird one but it's there :shifty: .......anyway nessie is real cos I seen her on the tele :01:

Jonno :cool:

[enoughfakefiles]

incase you're having trouble seeing it, i've circled the blurry silhouette that is the suspected monster

http://img318.imageshack.us/img318/539/nechloss5so.jpg

That`s a chameleon. :dry:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Ooooooooooookay...those are what we call hills.

[Jon L. Obscene]

WHo's we? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Me and the voices in my head.

[DarthInsinuate]

Ooooooooooookay...those are what we call hills.
this is a Hill

http://www.bug.hr/autonet/formula1/prvaci/DHill.jpg

i call that other lump a Nech Loss monster

[Jon L. Obscene]

Heeeeeey you got em too? cooooooool, do they tell you to burn stuff like mine do? :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

You have a warped view of the world.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah Darth man, you're odd :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[DarthInsinuate]

Heeeeeey you got em too? cooooooool, do they tell you to burn stuff like mine do? :shifty:

Jonno :cool:
yes, errm, my Hill only tells me to burn rubber, he's such a crazy old man :rolleyes:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Heeeeeey you got em too? cooooooool, do they tell you to burn stuff like mine do? :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

Not usually, right now they're singing

"Sora mo yobuka ayashii chisana hikari no
tsuki momo komoni kakusareta
Kodo karazuni amen ga utsuru to shabuni
Ninarisowo nam nakai mano wa tashimitai
Tooku de kamigani ga nateru

I.se.chi. kokoro-no-Kyuri-sae-mo…da ichi ni…omo oteta
Oo kami-sama temei kitomeru hoo hooshiete yo
Sayonara sayonara imaaaaaaya to a megayami mashita
Sorenanoni sorenanoni nami da wa tomaranai
Anatamiai nakute

Anata wo mitsu neru koto mo gogo emu koto momo
oshitewi kenai yo ni
Ai o sake bi kaowa getemo subeyate sae gite
Shimawa tsuikomo kienai shigakude kami nari wa nateru

Kuso mo kademo nura dekondenino ii demo de iitiya
Naetai sasuna komochi mede karugarushiku kanai de
Sayonara sayonara iienaa koto badake omo kukuru shi iyo
Sorenanoni sorenanoni moochiki kumo makara akari sasuda yo"




And sometimes they tell me I need to kick back hard against authority because they’re plotting against me.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah...........anyway.....Spatchy? you should do trips, americans pay a fortune to see Nessie ;)

Jonno :cool:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Heeeeeey you got em too? cooooooool, do they tell you to burn stuff like mine do? :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

Not usually, right now they're singing

"Sora mo yobuka ayashii chisana hikari no
tsuki momo komoni kakusareta
Kodo karazuni amen ga utsuru to shabuni
Ninarisowo nam nakai mano wa tashimitai
Tooku de kamigani ga nateru I.se.chi. kokoro-no-Kyuri-sae-mo…da ichi ni…omo oteta
Oo kami-sama temei kitomeru hoo hooshiete yo
Sayonara sayonara imaaaaaaya to a megayami mashita
Sorenanoni sorenanoni nami da wa tomaranai
Anatamiai nakute

Anata wo mitsu neru koto mo gogo emu koto momo
oshitewi kenai yo ni
Ai o sake bi kaowa getemo subeyate sae gite
Shimawa tsuikomo kienai shigakude kami nari wa nateru

Kuso mo kademo nura dekondenino ii demo de iitiya
Naetai sasuna komochi mede karugarushiku kanai de
Sayonara sayonara iienaa koto badake omo kukuru shi iyo
Sorenanoni sorenanoni moochiki kumo makara akari sasuda yo"




And sometimes they tell me I need to kick back hard against authority because they’re plotting against me.


:ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[DarthInsinuate]

Yeah Darth man, you're odd :ermm:

Jonno :cool:
oddly i'm finding it hard to find pictures of black pots and kettles

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Yeah...........anyway.....Spatchy? you should do trips, americans pay a fortune to see Nessie ;)

Jonno :cool:

Yeah, and they'll believe anything...

[enoughfakefiles]

Yeah Darth man, you're odd :ermm:

Jonno :cool:
oddly i'm finding it hard to find pictures of black pots and kettles

Don`t forget the talking bacon. :rolleyes:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah Darth man, you're odd :ermm:

Jonno :cool:
oddly i'm finding it hard to find pictures of black pots and kettles

You see what I mean? who the feck looks for pictures of black spots and kettles :rolleyes:

@Sgg... who do?.........oh the americans.....yeah I know, I gave one the wrong directions the other day and he believed me :lol: muppet :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

Edit: @Eff.... Hey!! I said I was talking TO it not it was talking back :dry:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I'm very attracted to you just now. :naughty:

Maybe we can go give wrong directions to Americans together someday. :wub:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Oooooo no, I can't take anyone with me when wrongly directing people, it's an art form to be done only alone, cos out on the streets of the lost.....you are alone :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

Sooo....where did you send them:)

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Where's Ziggy?

[ziggyjuarez]

Where's Ziggy?
Ziggs dead man.ziggs dead.Died trying to save a baby from a burning house.
>>>>True story.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Why did you change your name, Ziggy?

[ziggyjuarez]

I was for artistic reasons.And Robs sounds so much more cool dont you think.

[Jon L. Obscene]

They wanted to go to a restraunt in town.....but they were rude in the way they asked me, no excuse me or please or thankyou "Hey you"(waving his hand at me) Where's Crofters restraunt?" .....wtf? should'nt that have been "Excuse me? could you tell me where Crofters is please?"

So I sent em the looooooooooong way round, it was actually only about 2 mins walk thru an alleyway into the next street and along thru the bottom of town.
I sent em in their car up top end of town , right round and back thru the town centre, woulda took em maybe 15-20 mins depending on traffic.Basically sent em on a round trip the shape of a speach bubble.

A lesson learnt, when in a strange place, be polite to the locals :01:

Jonno :cool:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I was for artistic reasons.And Robs sounds so much more cool dont you think.

No.

[manker]

A lesson learnt, when in a strange place, be polite to the locals :01: Don't go to strange fucking places.

Jonno :cool:
There, fixed :)

[vidcc]

http://www.skocia.hu/news_images/nessie.jpg

[ziggyjuarez]

<_<

[Guillaume]

http://www.skocia.hu/news_images/nessie.jpg


Hahaha. Vizbol. Brilliant.


:huh:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I'm so not off-topic here.

:wub:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y297/hukoepfl/hizaki01.jpg

[Jon L. Obscene]

A lesson learnt, when in a strange place, be polite to the locals :01: Don't go to strange fucking places.

Jonno :cool:
There, fixed :)

:lol: true

Jonno :cool:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Oh my! I think I've spotted nessie in another picture! Should I post it?

[manker]

I didn't know Scottish folk said 'Oh my', but go ahead and post it :D

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Great bugger-hole on a unicycle! Is that better?

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/2800/nessie8gw.jpg

[manker]

Much :happy:

[DarthInsinuate]

that could be a whale having an erection :mellow:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

...In loch ness?

[DarthInsinuate]

i guess some whales would find Loch Ness an erotic location :mellow:

[manker]

That's actually a picture of the Zambezi and it's an elephant swimming by.

The other three were real but this one insults our intelligence.

[{I}{K}{E}]

That's actually a picture of the Zambezi and it's an elephant swimming by.

The other three were real but this one insults our intelligence.

http://forum.ftd.nu/images/smilies/worshippy.gif



why the low resolution SpatulaGeekGirl?

[GepperRankins]

why aren't these pictures on TV?

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Because I just took them a few days ago, well, a week or two.

[Gemby!]

i believe you ....:blink:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Really? :blink:

[peat moss]

Hey at least our lake monster has a kooler name ! Ogopogo .



http://www.tourcanada.com/ogopogo.htm

[Barbarossa]

Hey at least our lake monster has a kooler name ! Ogopogo .



http://www.tourcanada.com/ogopogo.htm



From now on ALL monsters should have palindromic names! :01:

[peat moss]

I think its a joke the natives are playing us ,it means floating tree. :)

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

:unsure: So? What dya'll think of me nessie pics? Does anyone want to see the originals?

[manker]

Only if they have people in them. I think photographs of views and landscapes are teh boring.

But then I have no soul http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/dabs.gif

[brotherdoobie]

:unsure: So? What dya'll think of me nessie pics? Does anyone want to see the originals?

I would. My neighbor is Big Foot, and I have been trying to fix him up for
years. He has alot of back hair,do you think Nessie would find that a
turn-off? On the plus side...you know what they say about guys with
big feet... :naughty:

Peace bd

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

LOL! :lol:

Well, I can't actually be bothered posting the originals but I did re-do the first one. Do you think it looks better now?
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/5388/therealnessie9yc.jpg

[ziggyjuarez]

Does this mean jesus isent real?

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Yes.

[brotherdoobie]

Yes.

No,it means Fritos can end war...if and only if you walk on your hands
while singing with your feet.

Peace bd

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

*bump* :lookaroun

[brotherdoobie]

*bump* :lookaroun

*ity...bump* :D

Peace bd

[ziggyjuarez]

*bump* :lookaroun
not now.

[brotherdoobie]

*bump* :lookaroun
not now.

If not now,then when?

Peace bd

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

*bump* :lookaroun
not now.

Change your name back and I'll post lesbian porn. :naughty:

[ziggyjuarez]

not now.

Change your name back and I'll post lesbian porn. :naughty:
i already have myown collection <_<

[brotherdoobie]

not now.

Change your name back and I'll post lesbian porn. :naughty:

He's out of name changes...it's a shame....Ziggy rawked!
Robbs sounds like a poof.

Peace bd

[Biggles]

not now.

Change your name back and I'll post lesbian porn. :naughty:

:dry: Words need to be spoken!


Although it does demonstrate a certain astuteness I suppose ... :ermm:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

i already have myown collection <_<

Change your name or I'll hack your computer and delete it all. You've reduced me to blackmail, Ziggy, after I kindly offered you reward.

[brotherdoobie]

i already have myown collection <_<

Change your name or I'll hack your computer and delete it all. You've reduced me to blackmail, Ziggy, after I kindly offered you reward.

SGG...I'll help...:ph34r:

Peace bd

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

:nono: Bad brotherdoobie! No lesbians for you!

[ziggyjuarez]

Robs till the day i no longer have the internet:01: You cant hack Geekgirl :sooty:
If you can dont look in the pictures folder:ermm:. (http://www.kidblount.com/)

[brotherdoobie]

Robs till the day i no longer have the internet:01: You cant hack Geekgirl :sooty:
If you can dont look in the pictures folder:ermm:. (http://www.kidblount.com/)

It's a shame...I still think robs is a poof name. However,if
that is what you prefer...then rawk on robs... rawk on!

Peace bd

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I'll refer to you as Ziggy 'til the day I die.

[ziggyjuarez]

Isent that a little too long.I dont think I'll know you that long:wacko:
Maybe:ohmy:
:0

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

But when I'm 70, I may think back and remember "that stupid boy that changed his perfectly good name (Ziggy) to a twat name."

[ziggyjuarez]

Happy to be in your memory:cry:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Twat.

[ziggyjuarez]

wallace <_<

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

...What?