Show Your Pants.

[Snee]

Secksy.

I'd forgotten I was upposed to post here.

I need a camra now :unsure:

[DanB]

I'm gonna wait another year before showing my bum :happy:

Just under 2 months to go then :pinch:

5 months overdue tomorrow :cry:

[Alien5]

you've got great legs Mulder.

[Mr. Mulder]

i know :smilie4:

[JPaul]

No hips but.

[Alien5]

get em off!

[JPaul]

get em off!

You want to see Mulder's feet. :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

No hips but.
:snooty:

[Alien5]

i wanna see him naked.

[JPaul]

i wanna see him naked.

Hands up who thinks he's kidding.

[Mr. Mulder]

a few more drinks and that would have been acceptable.

[Alien5]

a few more drinks and that would have been acceptable. what? stripping :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

:01:

[manker]

See.

You all thought I was kidding when I said that Mulder is fucking secksay.

[Mr. Mulder]

:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

hawt

[Buffalo]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5368/photo0026024gp6.jpg

you luv it.

what's up with ya belly button! looks like the channel tunnel

My normally plain Jockey's
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/xmaspants.jpg

[Gripper]

Nice baubles> :)

[Snee]

See.

You all thought I was kidding when I said that Mulder is fucking secksay.

I most certainly did not.

[Barbarossa]

Crikey mulder, you are damn skinny :blink:

[Alien5]

nice tree

[Lilmiss]

They are shorts, and pulled/slipped down a hella lot. :unsure:
Loving the shoes, although a handbag is a must.

[Mr. Mulder]

Crikey mulder, you are damn skinny :blink:
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5291/flattery9wj.gif

:kiss:


They are shorts, and pulled/slipped down a hella lot.
Loving the shoes, although a handbag is a must.

there was a matching bag :lol: not in to bags though, they're for girls :ermm:

[Jagarga]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8310/photo0026024gp6sa0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Gripper]

Kitty,petra your pics are required.

[missie]

Tank gawd I got my pic out the way before I developed a lust for chicken pies n fried cheese. It couldha been a whole page worth of my pants. :no:

[TYPE R]

too busy wanking over your pic :ermm::lol:

[BrolyBoo]

mulder wears high heels like the girly man he is

[Alien5]

how do you know? :unsure:

[Gripper]

mulder wears high heels like the girly man he is

Oi feck off,wearing girlie shoes is a cheap easy way to build up your calf muscles,every red blooded man knows this.:w00t:

[MaaxHimself]

mulder wears high heels like the girly man he is

Oi feck off,wearing girlie shoes is a cheap easy way to build up your calf muscles,every red blooded man knows this.:w00t:

Or you could go to the gym like a normal straight person.

[manker]

Yeah 'cos everyone knows that gay people don't go to the gym.

[Alien5]

:glag: im looking for a a normal straight persons gym

[brotherdoobie]

Yeah 'cos everyone knows that gay people don't go to the gym.


Gym people are just really friendly.




-bd :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

Best. Thread. Ever :happy:

[Chip Monk]

Yeah 'cos everyone knows that gay people don't go to the gym.

Really, I wasn't aware of that.

How do the gays keep their trim physique and six packs then. Like that fella out of Right Says Fred. He looks like he works out.

[Gripper]

Yeah 'cos everyone knows that gay people don't go to the gym.

Really, I wasn't aware of that.

How do the gays keep their trim physique and six packs then. Like that fella out of Right Says Fred. He looks like he works out.

I think its the injections of sperm that do it,anal administered obviously.

[Chip Monk]

Right so let me think this thro.

If the gay is slim then he's a taker, unprotected. However if he is a giver, or a receiver who demands wearing of the contraceptions then likely to be fat.

So what's a "wide receiver".

[manker]

Right so let me think this thro.

If the gay is slim then he's a taker, unprotected. However if he is a giver, or a receiver who demands wearing of the contraceptions then likely to be fat.

So what's a "wide receiver".
He's a receiver who demands wearing of the contraception.

That was riddle-tastic, mate.

[Chip Monk]

Perhaps it's a recipient gay who is a wee bit cunning.

That only really works if you know what "wide" means in these parts.

[Something Else]

I clicked your last.fm button maker and I can honestly say I haven't heard of a single artist you listed...what sort of genre is that stuff man???

[manker]

Mostly punk and varients like emo-cheesy merkin pop-punk.

Click any of the bands on the list and it'll say the genre.

[CrabGirl]

I've just printed out mankers groin and we're playing "flick the blu tac at the penis" at work.

[enoughfakefiles]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/9017/192428om2.jpg

[CrabGirl]

Notice how the second button is undone.

[fstrulz]

NyIinjb7wGU

[enoughfakefiles]

I actually don't understand why they have buttons on boxer shorts :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/9017/192428om2.jpg
/would.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Notice how the second button is undone.

Nah, that's wee pish stains, from his japeye. He's got a semi in that phoatie btw.

[Snee]

I found this through stumbleupon. true story.

Seems darth submitted it.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php%3Fp=1108629

[Squeamous]

You're being very helpful Snee!

[Snee]

It's a side-effect.

I'm just procrastinating from doing something else.

[CrabGirl]

NOW have you seen the yellow pants.

[Squeamous]

Which page are they on?

Sneeeeeeeeee!

[Snee]

It's the first post in the thread. lolz.

[Squeamous]

I knew that :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

pantspwnt :pinch:

[Squeamous]

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/7015/070805161515bc.jpg


They're very ummmm...snug :unsure:.

[Biggles]

I knew that :snooty:

They were yellow as in yellow rather than soiled :sick:

Did Robert lots of 0000s get the heave ho? I was sure he perved his way through the thread at Missie, SGG, and Gemby but I see no sign :idunno:

[CrabGirl]

Lol! Now THATS Hawt.]

The pants, not the perving.

[Snee]

I knew that :snooty:

They were yellow as in yellow rather than soiled :sick:

Did Robert lots of 0000s get the heave ho? I was sure he perved his way through the thread at Missie, SGG, and Gemby but I see no sign :idunno:

Might have been during one of the periods he'd been successfully hounded off :idunno:

Let's just be thankful ck-uk had been banned before this ever appeared.

[Biggles]

They were yellow as in yellow rather than soiled :sick:

Did Robert lots of 0000s get the heave ho? I was sure he perved his way through the thread at Missie, SGG, and Gemby but I see no sign :idunno:

Might have been during one of the periods he'd been successfully hounded off :idunno:

Let's just be thankful ck-uk had been banned before this ever appeared.

Possibly, I remember him asking SGG to get them out when her profile said she was 15 and then pretending he never saw her age :dry: It was a mighty board kicking that day. He kept coming back though :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Oooo, did you bitch slap him Biggy? :P

[Biggles]

Oooo, did you bitch slap him Biggy? :P

I missed most of it. Manker sent me a PM warning me about him - Lilmiss, Manker and JP went for the jugular and SGG and Gemby gave good accounts of themselves as I recall - I had thought it was in this thread but maybe it was another. He had legged it by the time I was back on line. I was grateful the photo she posted was superman style though :ermm:

[Septimus]

I see lilmiss as a role model, so I am following in her footsteps.

Superman style!!! :01:

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6217/20050811image00042ih.jpg


I love the superman Style haha :w00t:

[Squeamous]

Oh my God. I bet you lot wanked yourselves into a frenzy that day.

[Barbarossa]

Might have been during one of the periods he'd been successfully hounded off :idunno:

Let's just be thankful ck-uk had been banned before this ever appeared.

Possibly, I remember him asking SGG to get them out when her profile said she was 15 and then pretending he never saw her age :dry: It was a mighty board kicking that day. He kept coming back though :unsure:

They decided to split the thread so the original concept of showing pants was unsullied by the robert0000000-bashing.

I don't know what happened to the rest of the posts, maybe they're lost under the sofa in the drawing room :idunno:

[Biggles]

That explains it - I didn't think I was quite that senile yet :ermm:

The split must have significantly reduced the size of this thread :lol:

[Barbarossa]

Found it, lolz

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-show-your-pants-argument-version-99912/

[Biggles]

Yup that is what I remember it being like. I was on a course down in Winchester that particular week and by the time I got home on the Friday night it was pretty much done and dusted. Robert kept coming back though - he seemed to take particular pleasure in annoying Lilmiss and then getting bitch slapped :blink:

[J-dye]

:ghey: thread

[Snee]

Like I said, as creepy creepy people go: ck-uk > robert00000.

And yet, he was funny as hell. Not on purpose, mind, but.

[manker]

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/7015/070805161515bc.jpg


They're very ummmm...snug :unsure:.


Lol! Now THATS Hawt.]

The pants, not the perving.
I think I speak for the bored here when I say less with the words and more with the pics of your pants :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

Speaking of pants, I had a really fat housemate once....easily a size 18. One of the lads we were living with found a pair of mahoosive blood-stained knickers behind the washing machine, and brought them into the living room on a stick demanding to know whose they were. Cheeky cow said 'they're not mine' and looked at me! I am a size 10 and we were the only girls living there :fist:. If there's one thing worse than a fatty it's a fatty in denial.

Wish I'd photographed them for you now Manky-poo :(.

[manicgeek]

Have you seen the photo of him turned around then Squeamous ?

[Squeamous]

The man in the yellow pants? I'm not sure I could take that much arousal :blink:.

[Mr. Mulder]

Speaking of pants, I had a really fat housemate once....easily a size 18. One of the lads we were living with found a pair of mahoosive blood-stained knickers behind the washing machine, and brought them into the living room on a stick demanding to know whose they were. Cheeky cow said 'they're not mine' and looked at me! I am a size 10 and we were the only girls living there :fist:. If there's one thing worse than a fatty it's a fatty in denial.

Wish I'd photographed them for you now Manky-poo :(.
i read all of that as im putting off posting my pants :mellow:

you should post your pants now, the more soiled the better.

[nioin3k]

http://nioin3k.googlepages.com/undies.jpg
^_^

[CrabGirl]

Oh


My



God

[nioin3k]

Should I post more? ^_^

[Snee]

It's not a moon, it's a space station.

[Squeamous]

i read all of that as im putting off posting my pants :mellow:

you should post your pants now, the more soiled the better.

Rubbish, I bet you only got through half the first paragraph.

[Squeamous]

Should I post more? ^_^

Nah, leave something to the imagination, it's better that way :ermm:.

[nioin3k]

http://nioin3k.googlepages.com/100_0323.jpg

[Snee]

Should I post more? ^_^

Nah, leave something to the imagination, it's better that way :ermm:.

Rubbish, you just can't take ryan in high definition.

[Squeamous]

Not that much! You have to allude to there being something worthy of leaving to the imagination. I'd demonstrate but if I did my husband would kick my arse from here to alpha centauri.

[Snee]

I thought he did that by leaving his trousers on.

[Squeamous]

Yeah but there's no bulge :(.

[nioin3k]

http://nioin3k.googlepages.com/100_0334.jpg

No bulge because it's not all compacted.

You should see me in my biking shorts.

[Squeamous]

:O

I can't believe you just did that.

[Septimus]

You should see me in my biking shorts.



No, thanks haha

[SAM]

show your ass

[Biggles]

:O

I can't believe you just did that.

:idunno: This thread always had the potential to head that way.

[Squeamous]

:O

I can't believe you just did that.

:idunno: This thread always had the potential to head that way.

'head' *snigger*.

I'm not going to pretend it's an unpleasant diversion :snooty:.

[manker]

Nice addition to the thread, Ryboss. Mauve pants, eh. I don't think I own a pair of mauve pants ... .

Squeams, CG, kallie and all the other fine ladies that don't post enough to stick in my mind.
The bored are getting fidgety. Please to be posting your pants :cry:

[CrabGirl]

Nice addition to the thread, Ryboss. Mauve pants, eh. I don't think I own a pair of mauve pants ... .

Squeams, CG, kallie and all the other fine ladies that don't post enough to stick in my mind.
The bored are getting fidgety. Please to be posting your pants :cry:

Sweetheart, you and me skipped the panties and got right on in there with the bewbage. Once you've had the bewbage you can NEVER go back to the pant stage. :naughty:

[Squeamous]

Nice addition to the thread, Ryboss. Mauve pants, eh. I don't think I own a pair of mauve pants ... .

Squeams, CG, kallie and all the other fine ladies that don't post enough to stick in my mind.
The bored are getting fidgety. Please to be posting your pants :cry:

Do you know how close I came to stopping off in Brent Cross on my way home last night to pop into M&S and buy a massive pair of granny knickers for that purpose? The only thing that stopped me was not getting out of here until 7pm :(.

What are you insinuating about mauve pants? :lol:

[Biggles]

Nice addition to the thread, Ryboss. Mauve pants, eh. I don't think I own a pair of mauve pants ... .

Squeams, CG, kallie and all the other fine ladies that don't post enough to stick in my mind.
The bored are getting fidgety. Please to be posting your pants :cry:

Sweetheart, you and me skipped the panties and got right on in there with the bewbage. Once you've had the bewbage you can NEVER go back to the pant stage. :naughty:

:unsure: Is that some sort of rule like?

Where is Mulder he knows about these things, perhaps he can arbitrate?

[CrabGirl]

Nice addition to the thread, Ryboss. Mauve pants, eh. I don't think I own a pair of mauve pants ... .

Squeams, CG, kallie and all the other fine ladies that don't post enough to stick in my mind.
The bored are getting fidgety. Please to be posting your pants :cry:

Do you know how close I came to stopping off in Brent Cross on my way home last night to pop into M&S and buy a massive pair of granny knickers for that purpose? The only thing that stopped me was not getting out of here until 7pm :(.

What are you insinuating about mauve pants? :lol:

Oh Brent Cross. I went to school not far away from there. One of my worst memories EVER is my grandad taking us to the boxing day sales there. Sweet jesus it was like throwing piglets in with the crocodiles.

[Squeamous]

:lol:

Burberry wearing crocodiles?

[manker]

Nice addition to the thread, Ryboss. Mauve pants, eh. I don't think I own a pair of mauve pants ... .

Squeams, CG, kallie and all the other fine ladies that don't post enough to stick in my mind.
The bored are getting fidgety. Please to be posting your pants :cry:

Sweetheart, you and me skipped the panties and got right on in there with the bewbage. Once you've had the bewbage you can NEVER go back to the pant stage. :naughty:
:lol: :naughty:

I, as ever, am not thinking of my own wanton needs.
No, I am considering all the little people who have never been priviliged by way of viewing a digital depiction of your delectable dumplings.

[manker]

Nice addition to the thread, Ryboss. Mauve pants, eh. I don't think I own a pair of mauve pants ... .

Squeams, CG, kallie and all the other fine ladies that don't post enough to stick in my mind.
The bored are getting fidgety. Please to be posting your pants :cry:

Do you know how close I came to stopping off in Brent Cross on my way home last night to pop into M&S and buy a massive pair of granny knickers for that purpose? The only thing that stopped me was not getting out of here until 7pm :(.

What are you insinuating about mauve pants? :lol:
http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

But that would only be necessary if you didn't own any other pants. You must have at least one pair, Shirley.

Unless you were buying them so that you wouldn't have to go commando in the pic that you're gonna take for this thread!11! :w00t:




I'd be okay with that :mellow:

[CrabGirl]

:lol:

Burberry wearing crocodiles?

I think this was before the rise of the burberry-type chav when chavs-to-be wore cheap sportswear, hair pulled into the tightest ponytails ever, and lots of gold.

Still crocodillian though

[CrabGirl]

Sweetheart, you and me skipped the panties and got right on in there with the bewbage. Once you've had the bewbage you can NEVER go back to the pant stage. :naughty:
:lol: :naughty:

I, as ever, am not thinking of my own wanton needs.
No, I am considering all the little people who have never been priviliged by way of viewing a digital depiction of your delectable dumplings.

Christ boyo, you've gone all carry-on on me. :yup:

[Squeamous]

http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

But that would only be necessary if you didn't own any other pants. You must have at least one pair, Shirley.

Unless you were buying them so that you wouldn't have to go commando in the pic that you're gonna take for this thread!11! :w00t:




I'd be okay with that :mellow:

:glag:

10/10 for effort!

[Squeamous]

:lol:

Burberry wearing crocodiles?

I think this was before the rise of the burberry-type chav when chavs-to-be wore cheap sportswear, hair pulled into the tightest ponytails ever, and lots of gold.

Still crocodillian though

They're everywhere you go though CG. This is why I try not to go out unless to work, and buy all my stuff online :fear:.

[Mr. Mulder]

:eyebrows:

[Biggles]

Sweetheart, you and me skipped the panties and got right on in there with the bewbage. Once you've had the bewbage you can NEVER go back to the pant stage. :naughty:

:unsure: Is that some sort of rule like?

Where is Mulder he knows about these things, perhaps he can arbitrate?


Put the manwich down and arbitrate - this is vital work.

[Mr. Mulder]

:unsure: Is that some sort of rule like?

Where is Mulder he knows about these things, perhaps he can arbitrate?


Put the manwich down and arbitrate - this vital work.
it would seem that manker has received some form of bewbage, this places manker at stage 2. we however, are still at stage 1. the choices as i see them, is that we can see the stage 1 pants and then the stage 2 bewbs or we can be force upgraded straight to stage 2 like manker, that's how i see it :eyebrows:

[Biggles]

The logic seems sound to me.

[manker]

Put the manwich down and arbitrate - this vital work.
it would seem that manker has received some form of bewbage, this places manker at stage 2. we however, are still at stage 1. the choices as i see them, is that we can see the stage 1 pants and then the stage 2 bewbs or we can be force upgraded straight to stage 2 like manker, that's how i see it :eyebrows:
Fine words, my fine fellow :smilie4:

It appears that there is some concern on the part of CG that if I see her in pants, it might retrograde me to stage one - which we all know is a bad, bad thing.
I therefore conclude that CG should post a pic of her in pants but she should do so using spoiler tags.

I give my word (as a gentleman :smilie4:), that I will not look within the spoiler.

[Mr. Mulder]

sold. :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

You mean to tell me, mulder, that you've shown CG teh cawk and had nothing back in return :O

[kallieb]

What's this about a wish to take a peek-see at my pants! Hardly. Secret bits must remain as such. There is no place for my treasures on the internet.

[Barbarossa]

"Superman stylee" was all the rage at one time. :smilie4:

FST's new wimmen have no imagination :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

You mean to tell me, mulder, that you've shown CG teh cawk and had nothing back in return :O
she tricked me :(

[Gripper]

but we all saw boobage

[Mr. Mulder]

i took one for the team, no need to thank me. that's just how i roll. :thatsupermansmiliethatmankersometimesuses:

[manker]

Young lady - you're drunk :o



... and by :o I mean :naughty:

How dare you. I'm swaying to the music *hic*.

Anyway, I'm trying to be good so no leading me astray.
I would never do such a thing. In any case, I much prefer to be led.

Soooo ... that camera you got seems to be pretty good at taking pictures which you can upload to the internets.
I'm just saying :whistling

[Squeamous]

How dare you. I'm swaying to the music *hic*.

Anyway, I'm trying to be good so no leading me astray.
I would never do such a thing. In any case, I much prefer to be led.

Soooo ... that camera you got seems to be pretty good at taking pictures which you can upload to the internets.
I'm just saying :whistling

Interesting cut and paste there :shifty:.

Yeah, it captures images in a digital format passably well. Nice try :yup:.

[sanjana]

How can show my pant... Pant is there to wear not to show everyone....

[cook123]

lol at the thread man..... nice pants will go first hand with my slippers...