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Skiz
08-20-2005, 07:51 AM
How do you know when eggs have gone bad?

I have some eggs in the fridge that say they're good until 8/7, but that has past....

What do you think? Eat them or no? :unsure:
{I}{K}{E}
08-20-2005, 08:00 AM
eat them :ph34r:
neon
08-20-2005, 08:05 AM
throw them in car windows as they drive past, if you get one on there face then they will eat them !!
Skiz
08-20-2005, 08:08 AM
I heard once that if they float in water that they're no good? Wives tale? :unsure:
Skiz
08-20-2005, 08:16 AM
Fuck it........they're in the skillet as I type. I'll read the rotten comments after I've eaten. ;)
missie
08-20-2005, 08:21 AM
I heard once that if they float in water that they're no good?

Isn't that witches?
DarthInsinuate
08-20-2005, 08:23 AM
bad eggs float, gas, pores, or some such, wikipedia didn't help :(

witches, eggs, they're both good boiled
Mr. Mulder
08-20-2005, 08:55 AM
they hatch and start killing people :no:
{I}{K}{E}
08-20-2005, 08:57 AM
they hatch and start killing people :no:

:ohmy:
Santa
08-20-2005, 09:32 AM
http://stderr.de/funstuff/ganjakinder.jpg
Skiz
08-20-2005, 09:50 AM
Scrambled up three of 'em and they were delicious. If I post tomorrow then I survived. :)
Vargas
08-20-2005, 11:57 AM
the whites start to become cloudy
Guillaume
08-20-2005, 11:59 AM
Scrambled up three of 'em and they were delicious. If I post tomorrow then I survived. :)

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/5210/mccoyhyp0ly.jpg
He's dead, Jim.
enoughfakefiles
08-20-2005, 12:03 PM
the whites start to become cloudy

You are on about eggs are`nt you. :sick:
Vargas
08-20-2005, 01:03 PM
the whites start to become cloudy

You are on about eggs are`nt you. :sick:
yeah, on topic again :huh:
peat moss
08-20-2005, 03:17 PM
Quote :
"To check if an egg is fresh, put it in a glass
of water:If it lies horizontally on the floor
of the glass it is fresh: if it stands upright
it is old. If it actually rises in the glass it
is stale. (As an egg ages the pocket of air at
the rounded end gets bigger-the staler the egg
the greater the air pocket and the more likely
it is to float.)"
Gripper
08-20-2005, 03:26 PM
You're right Peat.
If the eggs had been bad he would have known,the sense of smell would have alerted him,I got samonella from an under cooked egg once,lost 3 stone in 2 weeks,wouldn't recommend trying it:(
enoughfakefiles
08-20-2005, 06:37 PM
You're right Peat.
If the eggs had been bad he would have known,the sense of smell would have alerted him,I got samonella from an under cooked egg once,lost 3 stone in 2 weeks,wouldn't recommend trying it:(

Depends how fat you are. :ph34r:
peat moss
08-20-2005, 06:55 PM
You're right Peat.
If the eggs had been bad he would have known,the sense of smell would have alerted him,I got samonella from an under cooked egg once,lost 3 stone in 2 weeks,wouldn't recommend trying it:(

Depends how fat you are. :ph34r:


Eggs don't go bad in my house we usually run out . Just made my boys dipping eggs they like them so soft it almost looks like snot, I can't watch them eat them. :sick: But you made me check the best before date . :)
Barbarossa
08-22-2005, 09:50 AM
It's dead clever of those hens to lay them with the Use By Date printed on each egg...

Respect! :)
Gemby!
08-22-2005, 10:16 AM
have they started wearing burberry ? if so, they are bad.
DarthInsinuate
08-22-2005, 11:25 AM
It's dead clever of those hens to lay them with the Use By Date printed on each egg...

Respect! :)
don't be stupid, they're laid by lions, lions are far smarter
Barbarossa
08-22-2005, 12:30 PM
What, the lions shag the hens? :ohmy:

I never knew...
Gripper
08-22-2005, 01:04 PM
When Eggs Go Bad...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/when_eggs_go_bad.jpg

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