Pish Presents.

[JPaul]

Have you ever given somebody a really crap present.

I know one guy, otherwise a really decent spud, who gave his missus a chrome bin.

Can anyone beat that, it's "fess up" time.

[Mr. Mulder]

i got teh g/f season 1 of charmed on dvd :ermm:

[JPaul]

i got teh g/f season 1 of charmed on dvd :ermm:
:lol:

I take it you like Charmed, in all it's onanistic glory.

http://membres.lycos.fr/chsre/hpbimg/charmed%20saison%204.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

not really no, if you mean't do you like it also? :no:

[enoughfakefiles]

i got teh g/f season 1 of charmed on dvd :ermm:

If she doesn`t want it arcadia i`ll have it. :naughty:

I don`t think anybody will beat buying a chrome bin J`Pol.

[JPaul]

i got teh g/f season 1 of charmed on dvd :ermm:

If she doesn`t want it arcadia i`ll have it. :naughty:

I don`t think anybody will beat buying a chrome bin J`Pol.
Can I recommend you stay away from the Ladyshave motif.

[manker]

Have you ever given somebody a really crap present.

I know one guy, otherwise a really decent spud, who gave his missus a chrome bin.

Can anyone beat that, it's "fess up" time.:lol: The cad!

A few years ago, well - in my first year of uni, I spose. I bought a girl a stuffed Lion King toy for Christmas because I knew I was going to finish with her and didn't want to waste too much money.

As luck would have it, she dumped me almost simultanously to receiving the substandard gift.


I got a new TV :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

If she doesn`t want it arcadia i`ll have it. :naughty:

what for eff? why would you possibly want it? it seems like such a strange thing to say, why did you say it eff? why? why could you possibly want it? :unsure:

yeah you can have it :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

Have you ever given somebody a really crap present.

I know one guy, otherwise a really decent spud, who gave his missus a chrome bin.

Can anyone beat that, it's "fess up" time.:lol: The cad!

A few years ago, well - in my first year of uni, I spose. I bought a girl a stuffed Lion King toy for Christmas because I knew I was going to finish with her and didn't want to waste too much money.

As luck would have it, she dumped me almost simultanously to receiving the substandard gift.


I got a new TV :happy:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[JPaul]

As luck would have it, she dumped me almost simultanously to receiving the substandard gift.

Did you keep your Pumba.

[manker]

As luck would have it, she dumped me almost simultanously to receiving the substandard gift.

Did you keep your Pumba.I could have, since it was thrown at me - but magnanimously decided to leave it on the premises :snooty:

[Gripper]

I bought the missus a torch shaped like a ladybird for xmas once,as we all went on the piss at 12 o clock xmas eve and I suddenly realised at 5 I hadn't bought her anything,there's a moral here somewhere

[enoughfakefiles]

Did you keep your Pumba.I could have, since it was thrown at me - but magnanimously decided to leave it on the premises :snooty:

Would it not have gone in your chromeware. :unsure:

[JPaul]

Did you keep your Pumba.I could have, since it was thrown at me - but magnanimously decided to leave it on the premises :snooty:
Too busy carrying the telly were you.

[manker]

I could have, since it was thrown at me - but magnanimously decided to leave it on the premises :snooty:
Too busy carrying the telly were you.Well see, this is how I knew I could get away with it.

I was living away and had no telly, so she bought my pressie early. The TV was already in Plymouth.


Reading back, I was a right fecking git at 18 :blushing:

[JPaul]

Too busy carrying the telly were you.Well see, this is how I knew I could get away with it.

I was living away and had no telly, so she bought my pressie early. The TV was already in Plymouth.


Reading back, I was a right fecking git at 18 :blushing:
You were only acting to type.

A selfish, tax dodging, hedonistic, bar steward.

[Gripper]

Truck driver,accountent,bar steward,christ Mank's you've had some jobs

[JPaul]

Truck driver,accountent,bar steward,christ Mank's you've had some jobs
Ewe furgot speel cheker.

[manker]

Truck driver,accountent,bar steward,christ Mank's you've had some jobs
I reached the upper echelon of all professions when I drove those trucks :cry:

http://img241.echo.cx/img241/5461/picture0888jk.jpg

[enoughfakefiles]

Truck driver,accountent,bar steward,christ Mank's you've had some jobs
I reached the upper echelon of all professions when I drove those trucks :cry:

http://img241.echo.cx/img241/5461/picture0888jk.jpg

Is that truck on a hill or a mountain manker.?? :unsure:

[manker]

It's a mountain if you live in Wales, a hill if you live in Tibet :unsure:

[JPaul]

Is that truck on a hill or a mountain manker.?? :unsure:
Mountain manker, they're the most dangerous ones.

http://www.mrp.txstate.edu/mrp/publications/hillviews/1998/summer/banjo.gif

[Gripper]

Mountain Manker

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/Mountainmanker.jpg

"Give me chrome bins"

[enoughfakefiles]

Mountain Manker

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/Mountainmanker.jpg

"Give me chrome bins"


:lol: :lol:

[Guillaume]

I've always known he has no heart. Bloody bank clerks.

BTW, you'll have to take the pic down, Mr manker doesn't want his mates to know he posts on a plebeian board. :(

Damn. I have hallucinations. Hallucinations featuring manker. :frusty:
Am I going to die? :cry:

[manker]

What pic :shifty:

Fecking plebians.

[Gripper]

I've always known he has no heart. Bloody bank clerks.

BTW, you'll have to take the pic down, Mr manker doesn't want his mates to know he posts on a plebeian board. :(

Damn. I have hallucinations. Hallucinations featuring manker. :frusty:
Am I going to die? :cry:
Drink more you'll be ok

[JPaul]

I've always known he has no heart. Bloody bank clerks.

BTW, you'll have to take the pic down, Mr manker doesn't want his mates to know he posts on a plebeian board. :(

Damn. I have hallucinations. Hallucinations featuring manker. :frusty:
Am I going to die? :cry:
Drink more you'll be ok
I'll have a point of more well, please :guinesssm

[missie]

Someone once gave me a broken dream-catcher.
I'm gonna track him down in roughly 3 weeks, and flick elastic bands at his head until he screams like a girl.


heh heh. :happy:

[enoughfakefiles]

Someone once gave me a broken dream-catcher.
I'm gonna track him down in roughly 3 weeks, and flick elastic bands at his head until he screams like a girl.


heh heh. :happy:

Did it not work then missie.?? :unsure:

[JPaul]

Someone once gave me a broken dream-catcher.
I'm gonna track him down in roughly 3 weeks, and flick elastic bands at his head until he screams like a girl.


heh heh. :happy:
Hoi, it's crap presents you gave, spammer.

[Gripper]

Someone once gave me a broken dream-catcher.
I'm gonna track him down in roughly 3 weeks, and flick elastic bands at his head until he screams like a girl.


heh heh. :happy:
It only catch's broken dreams,I could do with one of them...sigh...if only

[missie]

[QUOTE=missie]Hoi, it's crap presents you gave, spammer.


Maybe I'm trying to send out subtle messages to someone, you crinky ole perfectionist.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/argh.gif

[JPaul]

[QUOTE=JPaul]


Maybe I'm trying to send out subtle messages to someone, you crinky ole perfectionist.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/argh.gif
If you want to send a message to Robert just PM her.

[missie]

He lost intrest in me ages ago.
I'm 14 years too old for him. :snooty:

[enoughfakefiles]

He lost intrest in me ages ago.
I'm 14 years too old for him. :snooty:

How old does that amke you before i post the wrong age. :lol:

[Gripper]

He lost intrest in me ages ago.
I'm 14 years too old for him. :snooty:

How old does that amke you before i post the wrong age. :lol:
18

[Guillaume]

Damn. Damn. :frusty:

[manker]

:lol: @ mud sticking

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[manker]

Bye, Gripper.:blink:

[missie]

Meh, I was asked for I.D a few months back.



and no, not my bus pass. :fist:

[Guillaume]

Bye, Gripper.:blink:

Age is a sensitive issue with t'miss. :ph34r:

[enoughfakefiles]

:blink:

Age is a sensitive issue with t'miss. :ph34r:

I think that`s all women in general. They stop counting when they leave school. :lol:

[Guillaume]

Well, not all women an jinx you so that you get run over by a cab. :fear:

[missie]

:happy:


my aim is improving

[Gemby!]

my next door neighbour gave me a 2003 calender at christmas.....it was already 2003.

oh and napkins

[Gemby!]

http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/phish%20food.gif pish ?? i think so :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/phish%20food.gif pish ?? i think so :happy:

i like to get as many pishes on the spoon as possible then eat them all at once :happy:

[Gemby!]

http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/phish%20food.gif pish ?? i think so :happy:

i like to get as many pishes on the spoon as possible then eat them all at once :happy:

your my hero :blushing:

[Mr. Mulder]

kewl :blushing:

[Reffy]

I gave somebody a Snow globe as a present once. In August.

Surprisingly it went down well :huh:

[manker]

I gave somebody a Snow globe as a present once. In August.

Surprisingly it went down well :huh:Is 'it' how you refer to your significant other.

You Essex girls :rolleyes:






Only joking - it's difficult for me to let the slightest opportunity slide ;)

[Reffy]

Nooooooooo! :lol: It was just for a school friend of mine when I was about 15 or 16. And by 'it' i mean the snow globe! :P

It's ok, I can take Essex girl jokes, It comes with the territory of being from such a wonderful :rolleyes: area of the country.

[manker]

Nooooooooo! :lol: It was just for a school friend of mine when I was about 15 or 16. And by 'it' i mean the snow globe! :P

It's ok, I can take Essex girl jokes, It comes with the territory of being from such a wonderful :rolleyes: area of the country.
:lol: :D

That's a good thing, you seem like a larf and your grammar is above average :01:

You're my favourite new member for ages.

[Reffy]

Ooh thanks! See I always tend to join forums, then run off straight away...i'm one of those rare people who are more anti-social on the internet than in real life :P But it seems this time I might have to stick around a while, if only to prove there's that 2% of Essex girls who aren't so bad afterall :lol: :D

[manker]

But it seems this time I might have to stick around a whileIndeed :01:

If you check, you'll see that our efficient admin have already set your homepage to www.filesharingtalk.com. All part of the service, like.

[Mr. Mulder]

you smell good too, we'll clutch you to our bosom and raise you as if you were our own :lookaroun

[JPaul]

Ooh thanks! See I always tend to join forums, then run off straight away...i'm one of those rare people who are more anti-social on the internet than in real life :P But it seems this time I might have to stick around a while, if only to prove there's that 2% of Essex girls who aren't so bad afterall :lol: :D
Have you ever had a mortal enemy.

[Reffy]

Ooh thanks! See I always tend to join forums, then run off straight away...i'm one of those rare people who are more anti-social on the internet than in real life :P But it seems this time I might have to stick around a while, if only to prove there's that 2% of Essex girls who aren't so bad afterall :lol: :D
Have you ever had a mortal enemy.

Err... :huh:

And Mr. Mulder...I just looked at your profile and you were born three days after me! I'm not sure why I found that so interesting :D

[Mr. Mulder]

Have you ever had a mortal enemy.

Err... :huh:

And Mr. Mulder...I just looked at your profile and you were born three days after me! I'm not sure why I found that so interesting :D

perhaps we were some how separated? :unsure:

[Reffy]

I saw that edited use of 'brother'! I'm deeply offended! :P

[Mr. Mulder]

bugger :shifty:

[Gripper]

Reffy do you know the isle of sheppey,or are you a landlocked essexian

[brotherdoobie]

I saw that edited use of 'brother'! I'm deeply offended! :P

I am also offended....:snooty:

Peace bd

[Reffy]

Reffy do you know the isle of sheppey,or are you a landlocked essexian

I know of the Isle of Sheppey but I can't say i've ever been there! It's Kent, isn't it? I come from the dizzy heights of Basildon :P

[Gripper]

You're not missing much:),I used to live there but have now moved to Mansfield,Notts(recently voted 6th worst place to live in Britain,wonder if its something I did)

[Reffy]

Is Mansfield really that bad? See I always imagine everywhere 'north of Watford' to be amazing by default :lol: I think i'm a wannabe northerner stuck in a southener's body :unsure:

[Gripper]

It's better than Sheppey,nice little market town thats having a lot of money invested in it,its got it s fair share of nob-heads but then so have most places.

[Reffy]

its got it s fair share of nob-heads but then so have most places.

So true :(

[Gemby!]

Err... :huh:

And Mr. Mulder...I just looked at your profile and you were born three days after me! I'm not sure why I found that so interesting :D

perhaps we were some how separated? :unsure:

stop insulting teh no0bs !!! :rolleyes:

[DarthInsinuate]

last Xmas i got my sister Burnout 3 for PS2. it would seem like a pretty teh awesome present but my sister didn't have a PS2 but i did :mellow:

[maebach]

last Xmas i got my sister Burnout 3 for PS2. it would seem like a pretty teh awesome present but my sister didn't have a PS2 but i did :mellow:

:lol: :lol: I bought my grandma an MP3 player but she cant read the screen its tooo small. :( Should've given flowers

[Barbarossa]

I bought Mrs Barbarossa a vegetable steamer one christmas... :mellow:


... is still in the box at the back of the cupboard... unused. :blink:

[maebach]

last Xmas i got my sister Burnout 3 for PS2. it would seem like a pretty teh awesome present but my sister didn't have a PS2 but i did :mellow:

:lol: :lol: I bought my grandma an MP3 player for her birthday but she cant read the screen its tooo small. :( Should've given flowers

[Barbarossa]

I thought you'd have worked that out first time ... ;)

[Mr. Mulder]

perhaps we were some how separated? :unsure:

stop insulting teh no0bs !!! :rolleyes:

i'll have you know people would kill to be separated from me :snooty: :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

I reached the upper echelon of all professions when I drove those trucks :cry:

http://img241.echo.cx/img241/5461/picture0888jk.jpg

Is that truck on a hill or a mountain manker.?? :unsure:
i did some rotatoring incase you didn't notice.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/TheDave/picture0888jk.jpg


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[manker]

Damn slopey trees we got in Wales :ermm: