Name that hamster !!!!

[Gemby!]

HELLO !!!

i bought a cute lil hamster today and i need to name it, but i need your help *points at you*

i dont have any pics, but it is greyish on the top and has this cute lil hair style with a hair parting in the middle :happy:

any suggestions will be accepted however majority wont be taken seriously :01:

[Guillaume]

How about Squish?

[Mr. Mulder]

Rob
Mulder
Gwen Stefani
Empty Budwiser bottles
Television
Alarm clock
Loose change
Pills
Work Pass
gemby

:unsure:

[Gemby!]

that sounds a bit squirty :pinch:

@ mulder - are you just naming items around your house (except for gemby, thats me)

[|F1|]

dinner

[tesco]

Coke
Flash
Joystick
iPoddy
Lock
Guitar

:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

@ mulder - are you just naming items around your house (except for gemby, thats me)

no :shifty:

it would be easier to name it if we had some pics (nothing too pervy though unless you really want to)

[enoughfakefiles]

@ mulder - are you just naming items around your house (except for gemby, thats me)

no :shifty:

it would be easier to name it if we had some pics (nothing too pervy though unless you really want to)

Like a naked hamster. :unsure:

[Gemby!]

Coke
Flash
Joystick
iPoddy
Lock
Guitar

:unsure:

im worried about you .....:naughty:

@ fakefiles - i would love to show you a pic but its sleeping in its lil house *awww*:wacko:

[enoughfakefiles]

Coke
Flash
Joystick
iPoddy
Lock
Guitar

:unsure:

im worried about you .....:naughty:

@ fakefiles - i would love to show you a pic but its sleeping in its lil house *awww*:wacko:

If you`ve got a mobile phone gemby this is what they`re good for.

Hamster invention. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4180000/newsid_4185400/4185420.stm)

It`s not slave labour honest guv. :ph34r:

[Jon L. Obscene]

i dont have any pics, but it is greyish on the top and has this cute lil hair style with a hair parting in the middle :happy:


Split :01: (as in Stripe from Gremlins )

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

Gizmo
Rex
Catbait
Snakefood
Cyril

[Jon L. Obscene]

Arthur :D ........or Arfur.....

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

Gemby check this out (http://www.hamsterliberationfront.com/doctor.htm) :lol:

[tesco]

Gemby check this out (http://www.hamsterliberationfront.com/doctor.htm) :lol:
I hate reading black-backgrounded pages then going back to the forum. :pinch:

[peat moss]

Hows about Elvis ?

[Smith]

Gemby JR? :unsure:

[FWD]

nibbles

[Santa]

wasabi


http://www.screenhead.com/funny/FIGHTINGMACHINE.jpg

[Gemby!]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/CIMG0333.jpg

there it is !! now name it you biatches.

ps. im not naming it elvis !!!!

[ziggyjuarez]

~cervantes De Leon~

[DanB]

Ernest?:

[Barbarossa]

J-Cloth

[DarthInsinuate]

name it Robert000000, then you can chat it up ad nauseam, then put it out of it's misery by hitting it with a spade

[asmithz]

Nathan.....

Nathan Scott Phillips:lol:

[DarthInsinuate]

name it after that ratboy from Busted

[manker]

manky!!!1

[DanB]

name it after that ratboy from Busted


manky!!!1

:unsure:

[Smith]

J-Roc...yo...

[Guillaume]

Is it a boy-hamster or a girl-hamster.

If it's a boy, then call it GEPboy.
If it's a girl, then call it GEPgirl.

:01:

[manker]

name it after that ratboy from Busted

manky!!!1

:unsure:Hoi!! :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/CIMG0333.jpg


Alvin, Simon or THEADORE!! :01:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/CIMG0333.jpg


Alvin, Simon or THEADORE!! :01:

Jonno :cool:


Or Theodore even :P

[DarthInsinuate]

ah yes, Alvin and the Chippendales, used to always watch that as a kid

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Alvin.gif

[Jon L. Obscene]

Or Theodore even :P

:frusty: Thats how I originally spelt it, then googled it and came up with the other way.

Google lied to me :'(

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

Alvin, Simon or THEADORE!! :01:

Jonno :cool:

now this is a possibility ! Theodore was always my fav :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:01:

I just thought of them as soon as I saw teh pic :D

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

i loved that cartoon....

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah but Simon was a geek :dry:

I heard that Alvin went on to be manager of Boyzone :ermm: aparently he could'nt sing with them cos his voice is too deep.

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

theodore was by far the best. and yes simon was a dork. i dont like boyzone.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Theodore it is then, now tattoo it on his face :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Barbarossa]

FeckingLazyBastardCarpetFitter :angry:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: :lol: lmao

Jonno :cool:

[peat moss]

Boy that Google is amazing ! :D


http://www.angelfire.com/id/jacheong/names.html

[clocker]

Lemmiwinks.

Finster.

[Gripper]

theodore was by far the best. and yes simon was a dork. i dont like boyz
Hey Gemby is there something you want to tell us :naughty:

[Gemby!]

theodore was by far the best. and yes simon was a dork. i dont like boyzone
Hey Gemby is there something you want to tell us :naughty:

ps. i lubba teh cawk. hamsters turn me on

no, but your honesty is impressive :01:

i knew all along

[manker]

So ... have you named him manky yet :unsure:

[Gemby!]

no.

my brother says i should call him stevie. my brother is called steven so i think its quite cute

[manker]

That's the last time I tell you to call anything manky :snooty:



:ermm:

[Gripper]

Mesocricetus auratus
thats a good name for a hamster according to the Romans

[Gemby!]

other people (yes i know other people) have suggested hammy,gerby, hamsty and olly

[manker]

Other people :snooty:

Not interweb people either, I'll bet :snooty:

[Gemby!]

sorry :P these people i actually know in the real world . they also dont think i look like a carrot with porno lady actresses stomach :blink:

[manker]

I thought you were one of us :(

[DanB]

other people (yes i know other people) have suggested hammy,gerby, hamsty and olly


My brother's hamster is called hammy :dry:


Carrot girl :01:

[manker]

other people (yes i know other people) have suggested hammy,gerby, hamsty and olly


My brother's hamster is called hammy :dry:


Carrot girl :01:Those are crap names, including hammy :P

See, you just can't trust people that only exist in teh real world :no:

[Gemby!]

I thought you were one of us :(

:console: i am, but i have other sides to my personality to :) just like you, but with friends and no mootash :w00t:

[manker]

I thought you were one of us :(

:console: i am, but i have other sides to my personality to :) just like you, but with friends and no mootash :w00t:You have friends :o



Edit: :o :o :o :o :o :P

[Gemby!]

:console: i am, but i have other sides to my personality to :) just like you, but with friends and no mootash :w00t:You have friends :o



Edit: :o :o :o :o :o :P

hamsters count right ? :lol:

[manker]

Yep, teddies too - and action men :lookaroun

[Gemby!]

but action men always talk about themselves. tiresome after a while. i find hamsters and mirrors make interesting pals.

heres another cute picca

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/CIMG0337.jpg

[Gripper]

Noooooooooooo not my G.I Joe :cry:

[hamm]

other people (yes i know other people) have suggested hammy,gerby, hamsty and olly

I rather like that suggestion. :D

[worldpease]

That Hamster is beautiful,
here at home we´ve had hamsters since I was like 15,
and everyone of them died of natural causes (I think...lol.).
I named one ¨Portos¨, other one was named ¨Sparkle Of Love¨ cus it was so freaking cute girl, and there was also ¨Screamer¨, this one started screaming whenever I tried to hold it.
I don´t have them anymore, only my Bro has one, a girl called ¨Perra¨.

Please take very good care of the hamster Ok.
btw, you can call it ¨hairy¨, or ¨hairs¨., or even ¨messy hair¨.

[peat moss]

Hows about Richard Gere ? :ohmy:

[DarthInsinuate]

my mum was watching Knight Rider in the hospital when my brother was born, so she was going to give him the names Michael Knight

[Jon L. Obscene]

and everyone of them died of natural causes (I think...lol.).
.

You mean like acidently being microwaved or acidently getting naturally stood on
and stuff like that?.......my mate bought his kids a hamster, the kids (1 boy 1 girl) are both 5y/o and thought it would be good to play with the hamster.
It went missing for a few days.......my mate found it in one of those upside down cieling lampshades...turns out the kids thought it would be fun to play catch with it..........until one of them scored a basket :dry:

Cruel lil feckers.............altho I did visionize this lil hamster with a lil helmet on flying thru the air shouting "Geronimooooo"....for some reason :ermm:

Theodore.

Oh hey, what about Fuzzball :01:

:D

Jonno :cool:

[ziggyjuarez]

just like you, but with friends and no mootash
mootashs rock:schnauz:

[Gemby!]

not on girls they dont :dry:

[manker]

I once noticed a girl I was with had an anal beard :fear:

[Gemby!]

she had her own pet hamster :happy:

[manker]

Was that what it was :o


Bit too kinky for me, I'm afraid.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Well they reckon Hamsters like to find small dark warm places to sleep :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

maybe it was world pease's hamsters ...

[manker]

I don't recall her arse being that small, actually :unsure:

[Gemby!]

eww big and furry. maybe it was jonno there :P

[manker]

ewe big and furry :P :blushing:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I don't recall her arse being that small, actually :unsure:

:lol: :lol:

:mellow:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I don't recall her arse being that small, actually :unsure:

:lol: :lol:

:mellow:

Jonno :cool:It was a fairly disturbing experience all round. Duno why I brought it up :pinch:

[Gemby!]

lets never mention it again ....

[manker]

lets never mention it again ....Phew, new page.

We never need to darken the pages of this forum with mention of the hairy arsed Welsh fat chick again :01:

[Gemby!]

she was welsh !??!?!??!

OmGzZz !!!1!ONe2two3+1testing!@ !#!@!~

[manker]

Italian descent :ph34r:

[Gemby!]

those dirty italians .....wait a dam rooting tootin second ....

[manker]

dirty italiansHawt :happy:

[manker]

Sometimes :ermm:

[Gemby!]

they get ugly when they hit 50/60. i hope to die around 40

[Jon L. Obscene]

i hope to die a round 40

So you gonna die of overeating?.....You really do wanna be the first true female Elvis don't you :D

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

Dye 40 what ...hamsters,thats just damned cruel
what was the name of the hamster in "The Young Ones",I think it was Bastard but I could be wrong

[Jon L. Obscene]

SG or SP or SPG :lol: can't quite remember....."Haw hum, how incledebly interesting" :lol:
He died on the front of a yellow ford anglia when it hit a lamp post :(
His last words were "Aww shut up ya wimp"

Oh and it would be more cruel if you tiedyed them :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

Edit: SPG - Special Patrol Group :01:

[Gripper]

Yay thas right jonno:)

[Jon L. Obscene]

:01: Young ones Rawked!!

LOOK OUT!!!!!!! CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!

http://www.brothersgibb.org/weareoneimages/cliff-richards.jpg

Jonno :cool:

[ziggyjuarez]

You guys havent named that damn hamster yet?:lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

No, I don't think Yet is a very good name for a hamster :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[ziggyjuarez]

*shakes stick at old man (ironic because it is)

[Jon L. Obscene]

Hey!!! who you calling old man? :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[ziggyjuarez]

did i misuse the word "ironic" manker?

[Jon L. Obscene]

So........it's ironic cos you're an old man and I'm not? :huh:

Jonno :cool:

[ziggyjuarez]

I dont know.I thought i was young and your old but its supossed to be the opposite so its ironic right... :0

[Jon L. Obscene]

How old are you then?.... if you're over 22 then you're older than me :D

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

100 feckin posts on naming a hamster...only in the lounge :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Could someone please move this to the eDonkey, eMule & eHamster section.

Jonno :cool:

[ziggyjuarez]

How old are you then?.... if you're over 22 then you're older than me :D

Jonno :cool:
your 28 you geezer:rolleyes:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I am NOT!! :angry: I was born in.......erm....1983 :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

I am NOT!! :angry: I was born in.......erm....1983 :01:

Jonno :cool:
Sniff...can u smell that,is it bird shit...nooo...is it cat shit...noooo...oh it must be bullshit :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

stfu man I was and am......honest, why would you guys think I'm 28? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

did i misuse the word "ironic" manker?Nope :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I dissagree.
I can dissagree because I am more articulate than you and have a better understanding of the english language and punctuation :)

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

stfu man I was and am......honest, why would you guys think I'm 28? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

This maybe (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/member.php?userid=89855) :lol: :lol: :lol:

[manker]

FFS, stop mis-spelling disagree :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

@Gripper... What about it? :blink:

@Manker...... :lol: :lol: stfu man :P

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

@Gripper... What about it? :blink:

@Manker...... :lol: :lol: stfu man :P

Jonno :cool:
You asshole hoew did you change that so quik :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Changed what? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

Well when I looked it said july 1977

[Jon L. Obscene]

No it did'nt :unsure: 1977?? jeez that would make me.....erm......omg that would make me 28, thanks very much man :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

100 feckin posts on naming a hamster...only in the lounge :01:

i think its more of a total of 9 posts that are actually about the naming of the hamster. the rest is spam :lol:

[Barbarossa]

I name that hamster "Spam" :01:

[Gemby!]

sounds kinky

[Gripper]

Yeah I like that Spamster the hamster:)

[Barbarossa]

But dude, that's your hamster!! Spam.

[DarthInsinuate]

Yeah I like that Spamster the hamster:)
that's sounds like something chavs would have on their phones, it's perfect for gemby

[ziggyjuarez]

Call it a hamster.

[Santa]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/183324BgJF.jpg

[manker]

Elvish livsh!

[Dark Steno]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/maskawaih/wannaride.jpg

[Lion7718]

I bought one for a girlfriend once, I named it 'Balls'

[Gemby!]

i refuse to name my hamster balls

[Guillaume]

You mean you still haven't found a name for him after two weeks? :blink:

[Gemby!]

yeah but not balls :P

called him rollo cos he is fat :blushing:

[Mr. Mulder]

awwww, its like this bloke at work, we call him tubby cos he's fat :blushing:

[Gemby!]

i also call my brother tubby cos he is fat !!

tis a small world

[enoughfakefiles]

i also call my brother tubby cos he is fat !!

tis a small world

Your brothers works with arcadia. It is indeed a small world. :O