Something Smelly In Here......

[Skweeky]

I just wanted to share this with all of you:

Tonight we had dinner at my mum&#39;s place and she cooked us dumplings with goulasj, rice and her &#39;special&#39; curry sauce. But now Bender is farting ALL the time, and it really smells in here and I have to sit here too&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :&#39;( >_<

[NikkiD]

Ummmm.... Skweeky?

Thanks soooo much for sharing. <_<

[Bender]

That&#39;s NOT true. :angry:
And if it was, Skweeky would do that too. <_<

NikkiD, you are Mod, delete this topic. :(

[j2k4]

Sounds like the judicious application of a "cork" might be necessary.
Just pound it in with a hammer.

[Skweeky]

ok ok ok here it goes:

I&#39;m farting as well >_< :x

[NikkiD]

Bender, aren&#39;t you a mod too????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This topic really stinks.









I thoroughly apologize for my last lame comment... I just couldn&#39;t help myself. :">

[Bender]

Originally posted by NikkiD@14 April 2003 - 03:09
Bender, aren&#39;t you a mod too????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This topic really stinks.









I thoroughly apologize for my last lame comment... I just couldn&#39;t help myself. :">
But if I deleted it, people would think I was discriminating. :(

[The Wise Man]

You never know until you try it. :) :ph34r:

[Darth Sushi]

I didn&#39;t realize robots can pass gas too&#33; :D

[ClubDiggler]

That&#39;s nothing....

I&#39;ve got a little tiny dog. The bastard farts like godzilla. :nuke:

[clocker]

Originally posted by ClubDiggler@14 April 2003 - 04:07
That&#39;s nothing....

I&#39;ve got a little tiny dog. The bastard farts like godzilla. :nuke:
Napoleon complex expressed with methane. ;)

[Spindulik]

Was there any touser chilli involved?

[Somebody1234]

Oh wow&#33; What a stink. I could smell it all the way from the Guestroom. :blink: :x :nuke:

:angry: Bender&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

[MusicWorld]

;) I just took a shit and my dog won&#39;t even come near me.....mans best freind my ass.


*And my avatar and signature pics still won&#39;t show up&#33;&#33;&#33;*

[Z]

oh man this thread stinks :ph34r:

[RPerry]

I guess I&#39;ll come back when the smell is gone :x

/me ::::Flees:::: the lounge

[j2k4]

Methinks I hear the non-sonorous sounds of gastronomical distress&#33; :blink:

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by Bender@14 April 2003 - 01:59
That&#39;s NOT true. :angry:
And if it was, Skweeky would do that too. <_<

Skweeky would indeed fart too&#33;

But what the hell is this about really? How was it? Did it taste good? (The goulash i mean?)
You know what they say huh? Mum makes the best Goulash (and all other foods :D )
And a good Goulash creates gas&#33; :ph34r:

What&#39;s wrong with that??? :rolleyes:

[clocker]

Originally posted by Rocktron@14 April 2003 - 19:04


But what the hell is this about really? How was it? Did it taste good? (The goulash i mean?)
You know what they say huh? Mum makes the best Goulash (and all other foods :D )
And a good Goulash creates gas&#33; :ph34r:

What&#39;s wrong with that??? :rolleyes:
Ah, the neverending cycle of life.

Mum makes baby.
Mum makes goulash.
Mum makes baby eat goulash ( perhaps with friends).
Baby ( and friends) make methane.
Just the way God planned i.....


Christ&#33; It reeks in here&#33;&#33;&#33;
Haven&#39;t you people ever heard of Ozium????

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by clocker@14 April 2003 - 19:22
Christ&#33; It reeks in here&#33;&#33;&#33;
Haven&#39;t you people ever heard of Ozium????
Uhm.. nope&#33; Issit this? (http://www.keysan.com/ksuai10.htm) :blink:

[clocker]

Originally posted by Rocktron@14 April 2003 - 19:25

Uhm.. nope&#33; Issit this? (http://www.keysan.com/ksuai10.htm) :blink:
Why,yes it is&#33;

Originally developed for the mortuary industry Ozium was found to be a quite effective masking agent for other, shall we say, illegal odors. It was widely sold in "head shops" right along with Tokers and EZWiders.

I have only secondhand knowledge of this , naturally. ;)

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by clocker@14 April 2003 - 20:02
It was widely sold in "head shops" right along with Tokers and EZWiders.

I have only secondhand knowledge of this , naturally. ;)
Right right... What is your avatar doing btw? :D
Trying to smell his own butt? :D :lol:

(sorry don&#39;t be offended :unsure: :lol: )

[clocker]

Originally posted by Rocktron@15 April 2003 - 17:47

Right right... What is your avatar doing btw? :D

I thought it was manifestly obvious what my avatar is doing.

He is giving birth to himself.
Eliminates all those tiresome Oedipal issues down the road.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by clocker+15 April 2003 - 16:17--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 15 April 2003 - 16:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Rocktron@15 April 2003 - 17:47

Right right... What is your avatar doing btw?&nbsp; :D

I thought it was manifestly obvious what my avatar is doing.

He is giving birth to himself.
Eliminates all those tiresome Oedipal issues down the road. [/b][/quote]
This is a perpetual process, no?

Or a "vicious circle" when viewed in profile?

Or "Now where the hell did I leave that fifth of Glenmorangie, dammit?&#33;??&#33;"

[Z]

j2 man, why&#39;d you have to bring this to the top again?


and why did i just reply...

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Z@15 April 2003 - 23:02
j2 man, why&#39;d you have to bring this to the top again?


and why did i just reply...
Boredom is a terrible thing to waste...... <_< <_<

[Z]

word.

edit: :lol:

[clocker]

Originally posted by Z@16 April 2003 - 05:34
word.

edit: :lol:
Just out of idle curiosity Z...

How much editing was necessary on your one word post? :huh:

[Got_brains?]

Originally posted by clocker+15 April 2003 - 22:02--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 15 April 2003 - 22:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Z@16 April 2003 - 05:34
word.

edit:&nbsp; :lol:
Just out of idle curiosity Z...

How much editing was necessary on your one word post? :huh: [/b][/quote]
http://www.troop751.com/Guy laughing.gif

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Got_memory?+16 April 2003 - 06:36--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Got_memory? @ 16 April 2003 - 06:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -clocker@15 April 2003 - 22:02
<!--QuoteBegin--Z@16 April 2003 - 05:34
word.

edit: :lol:
Just out of idle curiosity Z...

How much editing was necessary on your one word post? :huh:
<img src=&#39;http://www.troop751.com/Guy laughing.gif&#39; border=&#39;0&#39; alt=&#39;user posted image&#39;> [/b][/quote]
Got memory-

Your laughter is infectious; Get thee to a clinic&#33; :D

[Leech_Killer]

Somebody could have warned me about the gases in here.

In I come smoking a cigarette theres a loud bang a flash of light and suddenly I have no eye brows. :blink:

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by Leech_Killer@16 April 2003 - 13:48
Somebody could have warned me about the gases in here.

In I come smoking a cigarette theres a loud bang a flash of light and suddenly I have no eye brows. :blink:
Happens some times&#33; Just don&#39;t stand BEHIND the cows when lighting a sig&#33; :P

[clocker]

Originally posted by Rocktron@16 April 2003 - 14:46

Happens some times&#33; Just don&#39;t stand BEHIND the cows when lighting a sig&#33; :P
Why he is hanging around cow&#39;s asses would be an excellent new topic for the lounge.

[Leech_Killer]

I don&#39;t hang around cows asses in the past I may have dated a few but thats it. :D

[clocker]

Originally posted by Leech_Killer@16 April 2003 - 17:22
I don&#39;t hang around cows asses in the past I may have dated a few but thats it. :D
Dating farm animals is nothing to be ashamed of.

I believe that Dolly&#39;s overwhelming victory in the recent Miss Internet Belgium competition shows that you&#39;re in good company.

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by clocker@16 April 2003 - 17:30

I believe that Dolly&#39;s overwhelming victory in the recent Miss Internet Belgium competition shows that you&#39;re in good company.
That was Miss Schotland, we all know I am the real, one and only Miss Belgium. :D

[merlin-1]

You folks need to quit thishttp://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/edoom/fart.gif

[WeeMouse]

That was Miss Schotland

*jumps up and down*

I want to be Miss Scotland&#33; Just for the simple reason i think i&#39;m the only Scottish girl here :P

Don&#39;t think I can be Miss Scotland actually...my big brother just called me ugly...don&#39;t know if i should remind him that everyone says we look similar&#33; :D

[Leech_Killer]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@17 April 2003 - 10:49

That was Miss Schotland

*jumps up and down*

I want to be Miss Scotland&#33; Just for the simple reason i think i&#39;m the only Scottish girl here :P

Don&#39;t think I can be Miss Scotland actually...my big brother just called me ugly...don&#39;t know if i should remind him that everyone says we look similar&#33; :D
Ugly is such a harsh word I prefer Attractively Challenged

But you&#39;ve got nothing to worry about WeeMouse because your neither. :D

[WeeMouse]

:">


you are too kind&#33;


This place is great for my self-esteem&#33;

:lol:

[j2k4]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@17 April 2003 - 04:56
:">


you are too kind&#33;


This place is great for my self-esteem&#33;

:lol:
Remember, WeeMouse-

Liam has posted your picture; please be on the lookout for ego-related head/door fitment problems; if you find yourself unable to leave your computor room, turn off your PC-the swelling should subside in short order. :P :P

[Bender]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@17 April 2003 - 11:49
I want to be Miss Scotland&#33; Just for the simple reason i think i&#39;m the only Scottish girl here :P
Isn&#39;t Jmif Scottish too?

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by j2k4+17 April 2003 - 13:01--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 17 April 2003 - 13:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--WeeMouse@17 April 2003 - 04:56
:">


you are too kind&#33;


This place is great for my self-esteem&#33;

:lol:
Remember, WeeMouse-

Liam has posted your picture; please be on the lookout for ego-related head/door fitment problems; if you find yourself unable to leave your computor room, turn off your PC-the swelling should subside in short order. :P :P [/b][/quote]
no....I&#39;ve tried that...it doesn&#39;t work....this place causes permanent damage....I&#39;m stuck in this room forever..... :huh:


Now give me a compliment :lol: :lol:

[Leech_Killer]

Originally posted by Skweeky+17 April 2003 - 13:51--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 17 April 2003 - 13:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -j2k4@17 April 2003 - 13:01
<!--QuoteBegin--WeeMouse@17 April 2003 - 04:56
:">


you are too kind&#33;


This place is great for my self-esteem&#33;

:lol:
Remember, WeeMouse-

Liam has posted your picture; please be on the lookout for ego-related head/door fitment problems; if you find yourself unable to leave your computor room, turn off your PC-the swelling should subside in short order. :P :P
no....I&#39;ve tried that...it doesn&#39;t work....this place causes permanent damage....I&#39;m stuck in this room forever..... :huh:


Now give me a compliment :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Your new avatar is that a self-portrait and if not why not you&#39;ve got the figure for it. :)

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by Leech_Killer+17 April 2003 - 13:56--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Leech_Killer @ 17 April 2003 - 13:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Skweeky@17 April 2003 - 13:51

Originally posted by -j2k4@17 April 2003 - 13:01
<!--QuoteBegin--WeeMouse@17 April 2003 - 04:56
:">


you are too kind&#33;


This place is great for my self-esteem&#33;

:lol:
Remember, WeeMouse-

Liam has posted your picture; please be on the lookout for ego-related head/door fitment problems; if you find yourself unable to leave your computor room, turn off your PC-the swelling should subside in short order. :P :P
no....I&#39;ve tried that...it doesn&#39;t work....this place causes permanent damage....I&#39;m stuck in this room forever..... :huh:


Now give me a compliment :lol: :lol:
Your new avatar is that a self-portrait and if not why not you&#39;ve got the figure for it. :) [/b][/quote]
...now, that is a bit harsh..... :unsure:





:D :lol: :lol:

[Leech_Killer]

Why is that a bit harsh the woman that played cat-woman has a fantasic figure and from what I&#39;ve seen of your photo&#39;s so have you. :)

[Bender]

Originally posted by Leech_Killer@17 April 2003 - 15:21
Why is that a bit harsh the woman that played cat-woman has a fantasic figure and from what I&#39;ve seen of your photo&#39;s so have you. :)
OK, that&#39;s enough, I&#39;m closing this thread. :angry:

[Leech_Killer]

Have I upset someone? Because that certainly wasn&#39;t my intention.

I feel like I&#39;ve lost the plot along the way. :huh:

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by Leech_Killer@17 April 2003 - 15:12
Have I upset someone? Because that certainly wasn&#39;t my intention.

I feel like I&#39;ve lost the plot along the way. :huh:
leech killer, don&#39;t worry, Bender is my boyfriend and he enjoys pretending to be jealous, but he never really is ;)


So, do continue :lol: :lol:

[Leech_Killer]

Thought that was the case, but he is a Mod so I thought I&#39;d better check. ;)

All I can say is that if he&#39;s your boyfriend then he&#39;s a very luck man and I hope he appreciates you.

[Bender]

Originally posted by Leech_Killer@17 April 2003 - 16:53
Thought that was the case, but he is a Mod so I thought I&#39;d better check. ;)

All I can say is that if he&#39;s your boyfriend then he&#39;s a very luck man and I hope he appreciates you.
He does, he does very much. :) :)

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by Bender+17 April 2003 - 23:09--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bender @ 17 April 2003 - 23:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Leech_Killer@17 April 2003 - 16:53
Thought that was the case, but he is a Mod so I thought I&#39;d better check.&nbsp; ;)

All I can say is that if he&#39;s your boyfriend then he&#39;s a very luck man and I hope he appreciates you.
He does, he does very much. :) :) [/b][/quote]
:"> thanks babe....I love you too :wub:

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by Skweeky+17 April 2003 - 23:31--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 17 April 2003 - 23:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Bender@17 April 2003 - 23:09
<!--QuoteBegin--Leech_Killer@17 April 2003 - 16:53
Thought that was the case, but he is a Mod so I thought I&#39;d better check. ;)

All I can say is that if he&#39;s your boyfriend then he&#39;s a very luck man and I hope he appreciates you.
He does, he does very much. :) :)
:"> thanks babe....I love you too :wub: [/b][/quote]
Hmmm.. don&#39;t you just love this? :rolleyes:
Great&#33;&#33;&#33; Love still exist&#33; :D :lol: :P


Keep it going Skweeky and bender&#33; ;)

[Bender]

Originally posted by Rocktron@18 April 2003 - 00:37
Hmmm.. don&#39;t you just love this?&nbsp; :rolleyes:
Great&#33;&#33;&#33; Love still exist&#33;&nbsp; :D&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :P


Keep it going Skweeky and bender&#33;&nbsp; ;)
Naah, we only just fake it. <_<
Just like our orgasms&#33; :lol: :lol:

[Got_brains?]

I think that the newbie "fuk_me" farts. He is spamming, WORSE THAN ME&#33; :spam:

EDIT: Changed from stinks to farts.

[Bender]

Give him the time to learn, he&#39;s new from today. ;)


Isn&#39;t your remark off topic by the way, wasn&#39;t this about farts? :lol:

[Got_brains?]

Originally posted by Bender@17 April 2003 - 18:31
Give him the time to learn, he&#39;s new from today. ;)


Isn&#39;t your remark off topic by the way, wasn&#39;t this about farts? :lol:
Oh I am sorry, I will make him farting.

[Got_brains?]

Originally posted by Got_memory?+17 April 2003 - 18:31--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Got_memory? @ 17 April 2003 - 18:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Bender@17 April 2003 - 18:31
Give him the time to learn, he&#39;s new from today. ;)


Isn&#39;t your remark off topic by the way, wasn&#39;t this about farts? :lol:
Oh I am sorry, I will make him farting. [/b][/quote]
:lol:

[Got_brains?]

But he did do this:


This forum is boring because,,,,,,?
add ur views the good and down sides of this forum

And he just joined.

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by Blender+17 April 2003 - 13:08--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Blender @ 17 April 2003 - 13:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--WeeMouse@17 April 2003 - 11:49
I want to be Miss Scotland&#33; Just for the simple reason i think i&#39;m the only Scottish girl here&nbsp; :P
Isn&#39;t Jmif Scottish too? [/b][/quote]
Is JmiF a girl?&#33;

:huh:


Hey, maybe we can have a Mr Scotland 2003...that would be an interesting challenge...



And he just joined.

:teehee:

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII new person&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;