Carpet Fitters Update!

[Barbarossa]

They're here!!! :01:

They're fitting carpets!!! :cool: :01:

Apparently, the reason they were late is because the first job this morning turned out to be a hall and stairs, and they were told beforehand it was a normal room... :ermm:

Apparently, this is why they were 4 and a half hours late. What the fuck was it, a fucking grand spiral staircase in a fucking palace or something?? :angry:

But at least they're here now.. :happy:

[Santa]

enjoy their buttcracks :naughty:


update - in norwegian - Fitte means pussy, tell them this and they'll love their job more and work harder :shifty:

[Virtualbody1234]

... Apparently, this is why they were 4 and a half hours late. What the fuck was it, a fucking grand spiral staircase in a fucking palace or something?? :angry:

But at least they're here now.. :happy:
Have you ever tried to fit carpet? With all the potential problems, 4½ hours seems reasonable.

[manker]

... Apparently, this is why they were 4 and a half hours late. What the fuck was it, a fucking grand spiral staircase in a fucking palace or something?? :angry:

But at least they're here now.. :happy:
Have you ever tried to fit carpet? With all the potential problems, 4½ hours seems reasonable.I'd fail dismally to fit a carpet, even in 4½ hours. However, carpet fitting is their profession, one would hope they'd be proficient at it.

I had my stairs done in about an hour recently. It was only one bloke and he charged me £30 (cash job). Not bad, like.

[Barbarossa]

I'll give them their dues, they know what they're doing. They've been at my house for 1 hour and 5 minutes, and they've fitted the main bedroom, the bathroom (including boxed-in sections and round the bottom of the bath panel), and they're just finishing off the second bedroom, and putting bits in the built-in cupboards for me with the offcuts. :01:

@VB: no, that's the job of a trained professional carpet fitter. :)

[Barbarossa]

I had my stairs done in about an hour recently. It was only one bloke and he charged me £30 (cash job). Not bad, like.

Was it Jonno? :lol:

These guys are charging me £120.. :mellow:

[manker]

:lol: :D

Nah, but he's fitted all of the carpets in my house and always does it for a good price. £120 seems extortionate but he's one of my Dad's mates, it's not what you know ... .

[Barbarossa]

2 guys, 3 rooms (including fiddly bathroom), been here 2 hours.. I guess it's more expensive too because they get the business though carpetright. I probably could have shopped around and got it done cheaper, but hey...

Holy shit, why am I defending my guys? I was slagging them off earlier..

..but actually they're doing a cracking job.. :)

[Barbarossa]

Wow! Now he's fixing the carpet on the stairs for me because it's worked its way loose since it was fitten! :D

[Gripper]

£120 don't seem to bad for a professional fitting,sometimes you get free fitting with some firms but they're usually a bit slapdash at it

[DarthInsinuate]

do carpet fitters know how to use the internet :unsure:

[DarthInsinuate]

what a spamtarded double post

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: @cash job :P

£120 is fairish, 2 guys would be charging anywhere from £80-£150 per day each depending on area and company.

I see they used the old "Yeah it turned out to be stairs" excuse, used that one myself a few times :shifty:
I'm surprised they did'nt say "We could'nt get here cos it's the wrong temperature for the carpets to be laid and when you lay in wrong temp they shrink" :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

Careful, Jonno. Revealing trade secrets will land you in trouble with the carpet fitter's union. :ph34r:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I ain't a carpet fitter, I just know how to do it :01:

And them carpet boys are a bunch of fittes anyway :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

And them carpet boys are a bunch of fitties anyway :lol:


You have a soft spot for them do you? :naughty:

[DarthInsinuate]

Eugene is a carpet fitter?

[Jon L. Obscene]

And them carpet boys are a bunch of fitties anyway :lol:


You have a soft spot for them do you? :naughty:

Ooo yeah, especially teh foam backs :shifty:

Can't beat a bit of underlay :w00t:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Jonno = Mexican.

[Gripper]

Jonno's new bird is called Areb reba

[Gripper]

Jonno's new bird is called Areba reba

[Gripper]

Jonno's new bird is called Areba reba

[manker]

What's Jonno's new bird called.

[Jon L. Obscene]

NO!!!! I specifically did NOT do the mexican joke for a reason!! No.

Stop it.

Nah ah is bad :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[Jon L. Obscene]

What's Jonno's new bird called.

oozlum :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

zluming it again Jonno tsk tsk

[Jon L. Obscene]

Did you mean: plumbing

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - zluming - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.

:ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

zluming=sluming,oh feck never mind your rodding again,hence the plumbing reference

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: You yanking my plumb line? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

As long as your not cheesey :sick:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Nah, nowhere for it to collect........ Ewwwwwww thats gross even by my standards :sick:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showpost.php?p=1125958&postcount=18

[Gripper]

Ahh the age old question...roundhead or cavalier:)

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: :lol: Damn I not heard that one for years :lol:

@Manker..... wtf is that about? :huh:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Gripper knows :no:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I did'nt say it was, I was asking wtf it's about? :huh:

Weirdo :dry:

Jonno :cool:

Edit: Hey you edited and now my post makes no sense.........git :dry:

[Gripper]

I know nothing...I come from Barcelona

[manker]

Edit: Hey you edited and now my post makes no sense.........git :dry:
Yeah, I should do it more often too.

I looked back thro' that thread yesterday, later on, to see if I was a total git or not and noticed you'd edited loads of times.

Luckily you'd merely edited in more bollocks which I'd probably have ignored anyhow but still - it's the principle, mang.

[Jon L. Obscene]

*smacks round head*

Go get me a hammer....

Jonno :cool:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Edit: Hey you edited and now my post makes no sense.........git :dry:
Yeah, I should do it more often too.

I looked back thro' that thread yesterday, later on, to see if I was a total git or not and noticed you'd edited loads of times.

Luckily you'd merely edited in more bollocks which I'd probably have ignored anyhow but still - it's the principle, mang.

:lol: Yeah I edited stuff in and spelling mistakes/wrong words.

Hey I was in a bad mood and you wound me up, I apologized for that :P

I gonna go get my money 2morrow :01: should be a giggle :lol:

Jonno :cool:

Edit: Oh and what conclusion did you come to about being a git? :lol: I was, but I'm in training :01:

[manker]

I gonna go get my money 2morrow :01: should be a giggle :lol:I thought benefits day was Thursday :h4r5h:

[manker]

Edit: Oh and what conclusion did you come to about being a git? I thought it was one of my more polite forum forrays.

[Rat Faced]

They're here!!! :01:

They're fitting carpets!!! :cool: :01:

Apparently, the reason they were late is because the first job this morning turned out to be a hall and stairs, and they were told beforehand it was a normal room... :ermm:

Apparently, this is why they were 4 and a half hours late. What the fuck was it, a fucking grand spiral staircase in a fucking palace or something?? :angry:

But at least they're here now.. :happy:

I cant be arsed to read the whole thread, but im glad to hear your finally getting Laid..

[Gripper]

They're here!!! :01:

They're fitting carpets!!! :cool: :01:

Apparently, the reason they were late is because the first job this morning turned out to be a hall and stairs, and they were told beforehand it was a normal room... :ermm:

Apparently, this is why they were 4 and a half hours late. What the fuck was it, a fucking grand spiral staircase in a fucking palace or something?? :angry:

But at least they're here now.. :happy:

I cant be arsed to read the whole thread, but im glad to hear your finally getting Laid..


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I gonna go get my money 2morrow :01: should be a giggle :lol:I thought benefits day was Thursday :h4r5h:

:lol: wanker :P

Altho I guess I should find my parker jacket and stop shaving :unsre:

Gisa job, I can do that :01:

@RF..... Nice ;)

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showpost.php?p=1125958&postcount=18

[Jon L. Obscene]

Will you stop doing that :frusty:

Jonno :cool: