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[Jon L. Obscene]

BO and foot odour is coming along quite nicely now, I'm nearly ready to head off down to the bookies to join my fellow loafers in an afternoon of shouting at a 14" tv and playing video roulette while backing horses with 3 legs or less (cue SD's pic) at 20p each way :01:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Do you ever go to the pub? That's what I'd do if I was off work for a while and bored.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Unfortunately the pubs round here like you to pay for beer :dry:

Nearly £3 a fucking pint too :angry:
Stella £2.96!!! wtf?? :dry:

I spose I could just go and talk to strangers and see if someone will buy me drinks, I'll have to find my old trench coat and piss on it to make it smell better, get I could plead poverty :01:

Oooooo idea, I could do card tricks to con people out of money :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Stella's £2.55 in my local, while Carlsberg is £1.95 :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:dry: I guess the only good thing about my local is the old pool table that you put your coins in, push it halfway to release the balls then take your coins back out :lol:

Ooooo I spose I could check out the empty barrels out the back :01:

Wonder how much white spirit is nowadays :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Unfortunately the pubs round here like you to pay for beer :dry:

Nearly £3 a fucking pint too :angry:
Stella £2.96!!! wtf?? :dry:

I spose I could just go and talk to strangers and see if someone will buy me drinks, I'll have to find my old trench coat and piss on it to make it smell better, get I could plead poverty :01:

Oooooo idea, I could do card tricks to con people out of money :shifty:

Jonno :cool:Even if you were a bit skint, you could still hang around with your mates. I didn't mean to walk into a pub full of strangers :lol:

Kronenbourg is about £2.30 here, fecking bargain :01:

[manker]

Stella's £2.55 in my local, while Carlsberg is £1.95 :01:Your local is quality, Carling is only £1.50 :01:

Duno what possessed me to buy that tho' :ermm:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Mates?? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Your local is quality, Carling is only £1.50 :01:

Duno what possessed me to buy that tho' :ermm:

Its £1.50 for a reason, I did warn you :lol: :lol:

[manker]

Mates?? :unsure: Have some of mine. I'd suggest the ones with the green motif - no special reason for that :lookaroun

http://www.westons.com/images/mates1.jpg

[manker]

Your local is quality, Carling is only £1.50 :01:

Duno what possessed me to buy that tho' :ermm:

Its £1.50 for a reason, I did warn you :lol: :lol:Kronenbourg was pwning me and it was only 5:30pm.


Got a second wind that day, tho' :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

All too big :( be like using a safeways bag.........the plastic carier, not the woman on the complaints desk :ermm:

And £1.50 for carling.........erm, water is cheaper :)

Jonno :cool:

[NikkiD]

All too big :( be like using a safeways bag.........the plastic carier, not the woman on the complaints desk :ermm:


Liar. :dry:

[DanB]

Its £1.50 for a reason, I did warn you :lol: :lol:Kronenbourg was pwning me and it was only 5:30pm.


Got a second wind that day, tho' :01:


Yeah, about 2am wasn't it? :ph34r: :lol:

[manker]

All too big :( be like using a safeways bag.........the plastic carier, not the woman on the complaints desk :ermm: Ah yes, the unfeasible problem :(

You could just put them in your pocket. That way when you get back, you can tell Baz (do you still live with him? If not you can tell us) that you had a great day out with your Mates :pinch:

[Jon L. Obscene]

All too big :( be like using a safeways bag.........the plastic carier, not the woman on the complaints desk :ermm:


Liar. :dry:

:lol: :lol:

:01:

I'm just gonna sit here for the rest of the day like :happy:

Oh hey, I wonder if the pub accept rubber........ I mean most places accept plastic :D

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Kronenbourg was pwning me and it was only 5:30pm.


Got a second wind that day, tho' :01:


Yeah, about 2am wasn't it? :ph34r: :lol::ph34r:

Something like that :lookaroun

[manker]

All too big :( be like using a safeways bag.........the plastic carier, not the woman on the complaints desk :ermm:


Liar. :dry:
If you put the webcam at a certain angle so that the aspect is right, you can make your cawk look massive.

Edit: Apparently :lookaroun

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: :lol: Aparently.........yearight :dry:

I just had a thought.......yeah I know :ph34r: ...... I go to get my holiday pay today, I should be able to by a big bottle of meths, that way not only do I have something to drink but I can also use it as aftershave......before I've shaved, which may melt the hair off my face at the same time :01:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Meths - the choice of a chav generation.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Is it? damn........maybe I'll go for turps then, bit more up market :happy:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Is it? damn........maybe I'll go for turps then, bit more up market :happy:

Jonno :cool:You're right.

Hobos > chavs :happy:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah cos at least the gold us hobo's wear is made of the highest quality cheap line plastic :01:

Dammit I can't find my lint scarf :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Btw, winos >*.

[Gemby!]

i cant be bothered reading this thread SO hello manker !! *waves*

[manker]

Hello, gemby!!1 *makes :ermm: face*

[Gemby!]

Hello, gemby!!1 *makes :ermm: face*

how are you ? :happy:

[Jon L. Obscene]

FINE!! don't speak to me then, see if I care :snooty:

@Manker........ winos>*. ?? wtf does that mean? :blink:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Hello, gemby!!1 *makes :ermm: face*

how are you ? :happy:All the better for reading your carefully chosen words :happy:

:ermm:

[manker]

FINE!! don't speak to me then, see if I care :snooty:

@Manker........ winos>*. ?? wtf does that mean? :blink:

Jonno :cool:* = a wildcard. So winos > everything.

[Gemby!]

FINE!! don't speak to me then, see if I care :snooty:

@Manker........ winos>*. ?? wtf does that mean? :blink:

Jonno :cool:

who are you again ? :rolleyes:

@manker- what carefully chosen words? i dont understand yo babble talk :shutup:

[manker]

FINE!! don't speak to me then, see if I care :snooty:

@Manker........ winos>*. ?? wtf does that mean? :blink:

Jonno :cool:

who are you again ? :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:


@manker- what carefully chosen words? i dont understand yo babble talk :shutup:All of them :happy:

[Gemby!]

thanks ?!?!?

[manker]

Except that one :meh:

[Gemby!]

double post mofo

[Gemby!]

: pickles and cheese:

[manker]

double post mofoIt wasn't - you just fecked this one up :lol:

[Gemby!]

exactly, so i doubled it :P

[manker]

exactly, so i doubled it :PI'll let you have that one :naughty:

[sArA]

:lol: :lol: Aparently.........yearight :dry:

I just had a thought.......yeah I know :ph34r: ...... I go to get my holiday pay today, I should be able to by a big bottle of meths, that way not only do I have something to drink but I can also use it as aftershave......before I've shaved, which may melt the hair off my face at the same time :01:

Jonno :cool:


I just hope you don't use it on the 'other' little places you shave.... :pinch: It might smart a bit

[Jon L. Obscene]

who are you again ? :rolleyes:


Allo, my nim is yohahn, I'm from svedan :)

@Sara.... :ermm: you're a weird girl you know that?
Altho I could stick a stick up the hamsters butt and use it to wash teh dishes :D

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

who are you again ? :rolleyes:


Allo, my nim is yohahn, I'm from svedan :)

Jonno :cool:

ya ?? :w00t:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Ok I'm gonna have a shower and shave my eyes then wash my teeth and brush my face then go collect my winnings :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

does sound very swedish to me :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

except for the winnings

[Jon L. Obscene]

does sound very swedish to me :snooty:

I know it does :P

Ok I also need to bleach my feet..........this may take a while, if I'm not back in 2 hours........call the carpet fittes :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Barbarossa]

Carpet fitting is so yesterdays news... :snooty:

[Gripper]

Jonno a word of advice from a fellow dosser you need to find a weatherspoons always cheap beer there,or a pub like one we have where you buy a can for a pound and they let you drink it from a glass:)

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: Nearest weatherspoons to me is about 17 miles :frusty:

Meh I ain't fussed, don't hardly drink now anyway, I's a square nowadays :D albeit a round one :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

'' i love lamp. ''