Can someone tell me

[Gripper]

why the feck kids hang towels up on the floor,don't put the cap back on the toothpaste and don't flush the feckin loo :angry:

[Jon L. Obscene]

You calling me a kid? :angry:

Towels belong on the floor otherwise no one will pick them up.
Cap left off toothpaste otherwise you have to keep taking it off.
Toilet left unflushed to save water and wear and tear on the handle.

Anglian water have actually recommended that you only flush after every 5 No.1's or after a No.2 :huh: Niiiiiiiice :sick:

Jonno :cool:

[tesco]

It's too hard to hang towels :@

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: Thats the best time to hang them ;)

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

why the feck kids hang towels up on the floor,don't put the cap back on the toothpaste and don't flush the feckin loo :angry:They haven't had the spirit knocked out of them by meaningless chores perpetuated by leaders of the rat race in order that exuberence never supercedes duty.

Only then will they see such things as important :(

[Guillaume]

Toilet left unflushed to save water and wear and tear on the handle.

Anglian water have actually recommended that you only flush after every 5 No.1's or after a No.2 :huh: Niiiiiiiice :sick:
Might as well dig a hole in the ground and do in it. :pinch:

And we're supposed to be the smelly ones? :dry:

[manker]

And we're supposed to be the smelly ones? :dry:The French are smelly :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[Jon L. Obscene]

You are, we send it all to you across teh channel........which funny enough you named a perfume after :huh:

"this is a crazy FRORG!.......do do dadade do do da da de do do di da da daaaaaaaaaaa bodom bom bom" :01:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

There is a perfume called La Manche :huh:

[Jon L. Obscene]

erm.........ok :blink:

I don't get it :huh: I like odure de twolet :D smells like shit tho

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

You know, like, French people speak a different language - well funnily enough they don't call it the English Channel, they call it La Manche.

There. That's my sarcasm quota filled for today :happy:

[Gripper]

Just splash on some Canal No7

[Jon L. Obscene]

You know, like, French people speak a different language - well funnily enough they don't call it the English Channel, they call it La Manche.

There. That's my sarcasm quota filled for today :happy:

I knew that :ph34r:

And I'm sorry but I think the french speak english when in private, they just make up all that merci bucket and or rover to annoy us :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

You know, like, French people speak a different language - well funnily enough they don't call it the English Channel, they call it La Manche.

There. That's my sarcasm quota filled for today :happy:

I knew that :ph34r:

And I'm sorry but I think the french speak english when in private, they just make up all that merci bucket and or rover to annoy us :dry:

Jonno :cool:
What a wasted chance at rodding the mankster there :pinch:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Nah, not in a rodding mood today, I rodded Nikki yesterday and am still quite tired and content :happy:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I'm rodding Jonno, of course they call it the English Channel. How can one place have two different names :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

... :pinch: mu....st......r...esis......t... :pinch:

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

You know, like, French people speak a different language - well funnily enough they don't call it the English Channel, they call it La Manche.

There. That's my sarcasm quota filled for today :happy:

I knew that :ph34r:

And I'm sorry but I think the french speak english when in private, they just make up all that merci bucket and or rover to annoy us :dry:

Jonno :cool:
Damn. Who told you? :angry:

[Jon L. Obscene]

President Sherlock :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

Well, he's a dead man. And so are you and all who read this thread. We simply can't have that info leak out. :shuriken:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Leaks? They out of season aren't they? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Leaks? They out of season aren't they? :unsure:You've plumbed new depths with that joke, Jonno :pinch:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Why thank you good sir, I do strive to create new and exciting ways to entertain my fans :)

Especially the ceiling ones :01:

Jonno :cool: