peat moss
09-09-2005, 02:00 AM
Truck Driver
The greatest truck driver in the world was driving along a country lane
late one night when his truck broke down. All he could see was a faint
light in the distance. So he headed towards it. He came to an old
farmhouse and knocked on the door.
"Hello," he says, "I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and my
truck is broken down. I wonder could I have a bed for the night?"
"Well," says the farmer, "there's only two rooms, myself and the wife
in one, and my young daughter in the other."
"Look, I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and all I want is a
bed for the night, your daughter will be as safe as a house," says the
greatest truck driver in the world.
"All right," says the farmer, and they all went to bed.
At four in the morning, the farmer heard the headboard next door
banging against the wall. He got up and looked in, there was the
greatest truck driver in the world driving it into his daughter, with
his bare ass going up and down.
He went down stairs and loaded the shotgun. He snuck into the room and
shoved the shotgun up the greatest truck driver in the world's asshole.
"All right," he says, "if you're the greatest truck driver in the world,
try and reverse out of there with a full load."
The greatest truck driver in the world was driving along a country lane
late one night when his truck broke down. All he could see was a faint
light in the distance. So he headed towards it. He came to an old
farmhouse and knocked on the door.
"Hello," he says, "I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and my
truck is broken down. I wonder could I have a bed for the night?"
"Well," says the farmer, "there's only two rooms, myself and the wife
in one, and my young daughter in the other."
"Look, I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and all I want is a
bed for the night, your daughter will be as safe as a house," says the
greatest truck driver in the world.
"All right," says the farmer, and they all went to bed.
At four in the morning, the farmer heard the headboard next door
banging against the wall. He got up and looked in, there was the
greatest truck driver in the world driving it into his daughter, with
his bare ass going up and down.
He went down stairs and loaded the shotgun. He snuck into the room and
shoved the shotgun up the greatest truck driver in the world's asshole.
"All right," he says, "if you're the greatest truck driver in the world,
try and reverse out of there with a full load."