Bagpiping

[crazy_billy_bats]

I found out recently what it REALLY means. Is it really all that innocent?

[Cheese]

Q. Why do bagpipers walk as they play?


A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Obviously no one cottoned on to this one.

I heard bagpiping involves a man putting his member in the armpit of his partner. And, well, proceeding.

[Barbarossa]

So who makes the annoying wailing droning sound? :unsure:

[crazy_billy_bats]

So who makes the annoying wailing droning sound? :unsure:

Some blokes from Scotland I think.

Or the women receiving the........bagpiping itself

[Barbarossa]

Hmmm, I don't know much about this, so I've found a course to enroll on:

http://ces.egfl.net/programme/prog02?course=335&category=evening


Course Title: Bagpiping For Beginners

Entry requirements: For complete beginners of the chanter or those with little experience who would like to enhance their finger technique before progressing to bagpipes.

:ph34r:

[Barbarossa]

Obviously no one cottoned on to this one.

I heard bagpiping involves a man putting his member in the armpit of his partner. And, well, proceeding.


Either that... or...

http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/displayarticle831.html



Bagpiping (verb)
The act of performing fellatio whilst sticking your thumb up the guys anus.

Make sure you know what you're gonna get before you ask for it... :ohmy:

[manker]

Obviously no one cottoned on to this one.

I heard bagpiping involves a man putting his member in the armpit of his partner. And, well, proceeding.This goes nicely with your hot dinner thread.

What have you been up to since returning to Belfast :D