Atrocious Song Lyrics!

[brotherdoobie]

My daughter was listening to one of those NOW 666 compilations.
and John Mayers "Your Body Is A Wonderland" came on.

*excuse me...brb

I'm sorry about that I just vomited violently. I think I'm allergic to
Johnnie boy.

* back on topic

I think he is one of the worst lyric writers of all time, but at least he
inspired a thread topic.

Sample lyrics: "One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue"

Bleh!...

What are some lyrics you find particularly atrocious?

Peace bd

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

The part of motley crues song "glitter" where he makes mention of "lets make a baby inside of you". It gets more pathetic when you hear the unplugged version of that song.

[zacspeed]

"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"

Snap "Rhythm is a dancer"/

Upset a few ppl when it came out I seem to remember!
:D