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Barbarossa
04-14-2003, 02:54 PM
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/


...if that doesn't work try this...

http://64.39.15.171/

Colt Seevers
04-14-2003, 03:00 PM
I can't get into any of those sites...will try later.

The guys a comic genius though!

Barbarossa
04-14-2003, 03:08 PM
It's very very busy :(

DiogenesUK
04-14-2003, 03:09 PM
Absolutely brilliant,He'd be the best guy to settle the disruption amongst the population of Iraq right now methinks.

His 'truth' is fairly typical of all sides in this conflict,like Tommy Franks & the other military leaders telling us "There's no crisis here,there aren't hundreds of children dying" and the best one from the British forces spokesman "There's plenty of water,food,and aid on the move"

If it weren't so sad & tragic it'd be funny I guess.

Colt Seevers
04-14-2003, 03:19 PM
Got there eventually, good links Col !

I love this guy!


Any apparent American gains, he said, were a cunning ploy by the Iraqis to lure the enemy into a trap. "Our armed
forces, according to their tactics, are leaving the way open"

"The capital, especially the commandos, are getting ready to wipe them out"

"We are surrounding them and pounding them. The whole trend has changed and we are going to finalize this very soon.''

LoL!

NMO
04-14-2003, 03:58 PM
Wicked site....couple of my fav quote from the great man himself :lol:


"We went into the airport and crushed them, we cleaned the WHOOOLE place out, they were slaughtered"


"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."

sAdam
04-14-2003, 10:11 PM
"they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."


"They think we are retarded - they are retarded."


About Bush and Rumsfeld: "Those only deserve to be hit with shoes."

some of my favs.

this guy should do a late night talk show.

hobbes
04-15-2003, 01:21 AM
I surrendered to him last night.

kAb
04-15-2003, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by hobbes@14 April 2003 - 17:21
I surrendered to him last night.
you must be french :P


hehe, the iraqi information minister is hilarious! :lol:

hobbes
04-15-2003, 01:32 AM
kAb,

Don't hate him because he's beautiful. You should join me, and surrender to him. You are nothing, you are nowhere, you are snake!

hobbes
04-15-2003, 01:33 AM
:( -oop, a double post

ClubDiggler
04-15-2003, 03:07 AM
He'd make a great used car salesman. Unbelievable!!! :D

"The Avatar Man"
04-15-2003, 03:27 AM
Originally posted by ClubDiggler@15 April 2003 - 04:07
He'd make a great used car salesman. Unbelievable!!! :D
your telling me!
I bought this from him for $40,000
http://www.co.henrico.va.us/manager/hen300/clunker.jpg

kAb
04-15-2003, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by Master YodaX+14 April 2003 - 19:27--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Master YodaX @ 14 April 2003 - 19:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--ClubDiggler@15 April 2003 - 04:07
He&#39;d make a great used car salesman.&nbsp; Unbelievable&#33;&#33;&#33; :D
your telling me&#33;
I bought this from him for &#036;40,000
http://www.co.henrico.va.us/manager/hen300/clunker.jpg [/b][/quote]
holy SHIT&#33;



you got a REALLY good deal&#33;&#33; :o

i&#39;m going to him for MY next car&#33;

"The Avatar Man"
04-15-2003, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by kAb+15 April 2003 - 04:32--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kAb @ 15 April 2003 - 04:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Master YodaX@14 April 2003 - 19:27
<!--QuoteBegin--ClubDiggler@15 April 2003 - 04:07
He&#39;d make a great used car salesman.* Unbelievable&#33;&#33;&#33; :D
your telling me&#33;
I bought this from him for &#036;40,000
http://www.co.henrico.va.us/manager/hen300/clunker.jpg
holy SHIT&#33;



you got a REALLY good deal&#33;&#33; :o

i&#39;m going to him for MY next car&#33; [/b][/quote]
he really is a very nice guy but he mumbles stuff under his breath this is all I was able to make out

The infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad... Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected. Iraqis are heroes."

"As our leader Saddam Hussein said, &#39;God is grilling their stomachs in hell."

"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never&#33;

"They tried to bring a small number of tanks and personnel carriers in through al-Durah but they were surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut."

"We made them drink poison last night"

"Saddam Hussein&#39;s soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly."

"God willing, I will provide you with more information. I swear by God, I swear by God, those who are staying in Washington and London have thrown these mercenaries in a crematorium."

"Are these the Americans? People remain silent and placate the Americans. By God, they only deserve scorn. We slaughtered them yesterday and we will continue to slaughter them."

5 April:

Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf reads a message from Saddam Hussein:

"The criminals will be humiliated... To hurt the enemy more, raise the level of your attacks."

3 April:

Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf on US claims to be near Baghdad:

"They&#39;ve not been able to control any Iraqi city. We&#39;re waging war against this snake and we will be victorious."
kinda creepy then he has this habit of dissappearing when you get close to him :P

"The Avatar Man"
04-15-2003, 03:41 AM
my favorite quote

We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.
I guess they brought the shoes and we brought the bullets :P

ggurnett
04-16-2003, 07:11 AM
Also check out www.ilovetheiraqiinformationminisyer.com

Does anyone have any of al-Sahhaf&#39;s clips? If so, could you put them on kazaa lite? Or is there somewhere else to access them??? - this from someone not very tech&#33; Thanks.

ggurnett
04-16-2003, 07:14 AM
Sorry, that should have been www.ilovetheiraqiinformationminister.com&#33;&#33;

Colt Seevers
04-17-2003, 05:55 PM
courtesy of cs nation (http://csnation.counter-strike.net/content/potd.php?id=11151) :lol:

http://csnation.counter-strike.net/images/content/image_15525.jpg

soopaman
04-17-2003, 06:27 PM
It is being reported in the British media that he might have committed suicide. Shame he was really funny and probably could&#39;ve got his own chat show on TV&#33;&#33; :lol:

Bullets and Shoes&#33;&#33;&#33; Priceless. :lol: :D :lol:

chrhein
04-28-2003, 06:59 PM
the funniest with him is when he said thay the glories Iraqy army had taken back the airport. Right as he said that cnn showed live footage of an american plane landing in the very same airport :)