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Jon L. Obscene
09-13-2005, 05:26 PM
On the phone helping someone with sky tv, I say "Push the blue button"
The question I get asked "Which one is the blue button?" :huh:

Jonno :cool:
ziggyjuarez
09-13-2005, 05:28 PM
There are two blue buttons tho foo!
Guillaume
09-13-2005, 05:29 PM
Two possibilities:
1. you're practicing your roddage techniques.
2. you have to change friends.

:shutup:
Jon L. Obscene
09-13-2005, 05:33 PM
@Robs.... No, there is only 1 blue button, there are 9 aqua green buttons, 19 black buttons, 1 blue button at the top with SKY printed in white across it, 1 red, 1 green, 1 yellow and 1 blue button, the last 4 being in a row. So if I say, Press yellow then blue (which is basically what I said) you wouldn't press yellow then look up to the top for the blue would you :frusty:

@Guil..... 2 :lol: but no one wants to be my friend :(

Jonno :cool:
ziggyjuarez
09-13-2005, 05:36 PM
black > blue
Rat Faced
09-13-2005, 05:36 PM
@Robs.... No, there is only 1 blue button, there are 9 aqua green buttons, 19 black buttons, 1 blue button at the top with SKY printed in white across it, 1 red, 1 green, 1 yellow and 1 blue button, the last 4 being in a row. So if I say, Press yellow then blue (which is basically what I said) you wouldn't press yellow then look up to the top for the blue would you :frusty:



So thats 3 blue buttons? :unsure:
Jon L. Obscene
09-13-2005, 05:38 PM
@Robs... Are you colour blind? :huh:

@RF....... Sarky git :dry: ok there's 2 but 1 has sky printed acrooss it and is not the one right next to the one she had her finger on :rolleyes:

Stop it you lot :dry:

Jonno :cool:
ziggyjuarez
09-13-2005, 05:40 PM
You are in the wrong here dave.
DarthInsinuate
09-13-2005, 05:40 PM
uses for noble gases, now that's a stupid question.

chemistry, pffft :dry:

http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/noble_gasses.gif
Jon L. Obscene
09-13-2005, 05:41 PM
You are in the wrong here dave.

Dave? :huh:

Jonno :cool:
ziggyjuarez
09-13-2005, 05:43 PM
O0ps i mean mike.
Jon L. Obscene
09-13-2005, 05:44 PM
Mike? :huh:

Jonno :cool:
ziggyjuarez
09-13-2005, 05:45 PM
My Tv is more entertaining then you jake.
JPaul
09-13-2005, 05:47 PM
1. Is anyone sitting there.

Yes, my invisible wee friend.

2. Do you have any spare change.

I don't know, I haven't lived my life yet.

3. Have you finished that drink.

No, the glass is empty, but I'm hoping it will magically fill itself again.
Jon L. Obscene
09-13-2005, 05:47 PM
Jake? :huh:

Jonno :cool:
ziggyjuarez
09-13-2005, 05:49 PM
you have showed me your useless ads for the last time mister boobtube.
Jon L. Obscene
09-13-2005, 05:50 PM
ads? :huh:

Jonno :cool:
ziggyjuarez
09-13-2005, 05:55 PM
not directed
Jon L. Obscene
09-13-2005, 05:57 PM
Whats not directed at what?

Jonno :cool:
ziggyjuarez
09-13-2005, 06:05 PM
@u
Jon L. Obscene
09-13-2005, 06:06 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhh wait!! You're talking to your tv!! :D

Dayum I'm slow :ph34r:

Press the blue button :)

Jonno :cool:
ziggyjuarez
09-13-2005, 06:07 PM
About time
Jon L. Obscene
09-13-2005, 06:21 PM
Yeah Back to the Future was too :)

Jonno :cool: