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Jon L. Obscene
09-13-2005, 05:49 PM
......today, a bloke said "Hello mate"
I replied "how ya diddlin'?"

Diddlin'?? wtf?? :frusty:

:(

Jonno :cool:

JPaul
09-13-2005, 06:08 PM
I think it equates to, "How are you doing".

Gripper
09-13-2005, 06:43 PM
how ya diddlin---with my hands in my pockets :naughty:

manker
09-13-2005, 06:52 PM
How ya diddlin'?
Well, I was about a tenner up but I put it all back in.

Gripper
09-13-2005, 06:57 PM
How ya diddlin'?
Well, I was about a tenner up but I put it all back in.
Hah knew an accountant couldn't give a straight answer to that question :P

manker
09-13-2005, 07:12 PM
How ya diddlin'?
Well, I was about a tenner up but I put it all back in.
Hah knew an accountant couldn't give a straight answer to that question :PI expect an unscrupulous member of that much lauded profession would answer thusly:

How ya diddlin'?
By not declaring t'cash jobs.

manker
09-13-2005, 07:14 PM
Bored housewife:

How ya diddlin'?
Batteries have gone so thumb and fore-finger.

JPaul
09-13-2005, 07:14 PM
Hah knew an accountant couldn't give a straight answer to that question :PI expect an unscrupulous member of that much lauded profession would answer thusly:

How ya diddlin'?
By not declaring t'cash jobs.
Known as pruchin', in my kneck of the woods.

manker
09-13-2005, 07:15 PM
Fairytale feline:

How ya diddlin'?
With a fiddle.

manker
09-13-2005, 07:27 PM
I expect an unscrupulous member of that much lauded profession would answer thusly:

How ya diddlin'?
By not declaring t'cash jobs.
Known as pruchin', in my kneck of the woods.What's the etymology of that, then?

Btw, hiya, JP, how ya diddlin'.

Gripper
09-13-2005, 08:08 PM
Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle,
the cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed and fucked off for a bath
and the cat snuggled up for a spoon

Barbarossa
09-14-2005, 09:09 AM
A man walks into a butchers shop and says "I'd like a pound of kiddleys please"

The butcher says "You what?"

"I'd like a pound of kiddleys please?"

"Eh? A pound of kiddleys?"

"Yep. A pound of kiddleys please?"

"Kiddleys?"

"Yes Kiddleys! There look - Kiddleys"

So the butcher says "Ohhhhhhh, you want a pound of kidneys".

And the man says "Of course! That's what I said, diddle-I!"


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