From Which Receptacle does JPaul drink Cider?

[manker]

We know he buys it cheaply from Asda. That could be a clue in itself.

[Guillaume]

Straight from a three litre bottle.
Explains the fact Apple Night only lasts a couple of hours. :shifty:

[manker]

I had to go for the coffee mug.

Missus JP: Each time I bring you a cup of coffee to the computer room, it seems to last you all night long.
JP: Indeed :shifty:

[DarthInsinuate]

all of the above.

he fills them, lines them up and drinks them all one by one

[manker]

What is this doing in the off-topic poll section :@

[Guillaume]

What did you expect? :huh:

This isn't worthy of the serious polls section.
It simply has no right to be next to such grand polls such as "Do you have HDTV?", "G-Mail - Invite only or public?", "What makes a theme song?" or "How do you go to sleep?"

Fecking mods :dry:

Edit: maybe it'd have stood a chance had the title been "From which receptacle doth JPaul partake in the Apple?" :unsure:

[manker]

Fecking mods, indeed.

An on-topic poll section that is placed within the off-topic section should be about off-topic stuff.

Since off-topic means anything that is not to do with filesharing, computers, movies, music and - bizarrely - books. Then I think JP's apple quaffing falls within that range :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

I got my wrist slapped once for having "flippant" choices in my "serious" poll... :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

his arse