Your Will

[missie]

I still need someone to take over the looking after of my 60+ fairies/pixies/elves.

But my Mini/cd's are going to my bro.
Video's/dvd's to pal.
Flat to mother.
Puter/diaries straight to the bonfire.


Is there a female composer before 1759 who deserves my headphones? I tink not.

[missie]

meh, if I die's in the next month, make sure "he" knows what to do with the hard drive n stuff, and Bo knows he's a twat and I shall not haunt anyone at all. :snooty:

ooooh, I wanna be buried with Shauny, or married too if need be.
And please let my dictionary go to someone more needy. (if possible :blink: )

[worldpease]

are you going to die soon?

[missie]

Hopefully before I reach 28. :happy:

[worldpease]

Ooh! I thought you had something likie a terminal ilnes.

I would like to die at 60 but in my sleep,
no pain.

[missie]

I'm not ill, just sick in the head. :happy:

I wanna go trying to drink Big Daddy under the table.

[peat moss]

I don't want to die yet but when my time comes I want to be surrounded by my loved ones .
Hope its my children hugging me , if not the local madame will do sure the wife will be at bingo !


Hee Hee .

[Mr. Mulder]

i'll kill you and take your stuff if you want, missie? :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Hopefully before I reach 28. :happy:

Hey! thats not fair, I had to reach it :dry:

It's not so bad anyway, the worst bit being people saying "How old are you? you're nearly 30 arn't you" , but thats as bad as it gets.

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

I want my fortune divided between my friends and family.
That way, they'll be able to buy... A pint, maybe two if it's cheap beer.

BTW, Miss, are there cases of farmsteads falling from the sky around where you live? No? Then, you're safe. :lookaroun

[enoughfakefiles]

I`m taking all mine with me.:snooty:

[missie]

i'll kill you and take your stuff if you want, missie?


You may take our lives, but you'll never take our peanut butter. :snooty:

[DarthInsinuate]

i read the title i thought this was a Mrs Doyle thread :mellow:

[*goddess*]

:blink: Who's Mrs Doyle?

:D I want the headphones and yer stoned fly missie




















;)For choo I leave the cookie crumbs :wub:

[missie]

Meh, I wouldn't even leave you the fluff in my belly button.

Crumbs, I ask thee. :snooty:

[*goddess*]

:cry: Awwwww, c'mon, I at least deserve the fluff :w00t:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I leave my shoes to medical science :01:

Jonno :cool:

[*goddess*]

:dry: And what's medical science ever done to deserve such 'generosity' (stinky) Jonno?

:frusty: Where's me Missie fluff? I've been paintballing the walls and licking to distract me from the cigs.

[Guillaume]

Licking what? :naughty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

If not for medical science we wouldn't have tv progs like ER and the Young Doctors :01:

See my point now? :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[missie]

Oddly enough, I have the sweats and am on the verge of losing my voice, so you can have my fluff. Just tell Mamma, I didn't......

[Cheese]

Where there's a will I want to be in it.

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: A sweaty silent Missy?


:ph34r: Okaay, it's gone to far now.......... I'm afeared :cry:

[missie]

Where there's a will I want to be in it.

Is that a Gareth Gates quote? :unsure:

[*goddess*]

:sick: Ewwwwwwwww, I can't believe I knew what you were on aboot.

:unsure: They're Pommie Idol contestants yeah?

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yes, also know as "Twats" :D

And aparently the newest lifeboat will be designed on Will Youngs chin :01:

Jonno :cool:

[maebach]

Why dont you give a percentage of your money to us at FST, we ARE part of your family, kind of?

[missie]

A sweaty silent Missy?

I've been sent home from work.
You'll be glad to know I've lost my voice. :unsure:

[Guillaume]

You'll be glad to know I've lost my voice. :unsure:
And the whole of the East Midlands sighs with relief. No singing in the shower tonight. :lookaroun

[Barbarossa]

A sweaty silent Missy?

I've been sent home from work.
You'll be glad to know I've lost my voice. :unsure:


It'll always be in the last place you look for it... :blink:

[missie]

No singing in the shower tonight.

Actually, I'm practising my crooning for later.
They will not silence me that easy.

When lazy bum decides to get off the sofa, I'm sending him out for brandy and syrup. :happy:

[Guillaume]

http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/3084/lemmystort2fc.jpg

:whistling

[manker]

Merv Hughes is on missie's sofa? :o

[missie]

Oh great.
I shall now be riddled with nightmares too. :fist:


Lemmy = Ace of Shades. :01:

[Guillaume]

Oh great.
I shall now be riddled with nightmares too. :fist:
My work here is done. http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/6246/superman0yd.gif