It`s national talk like a pirate day again.

[enoughfakefiles]

Do your worst shipmates.:pirates:

[Cheese]

Yeah, but when's "National Talk Like a Ninja Day" eh? Bloody pirate fascists.

Garrr.

[GepperRankins]

aye, could tell this was an E.F.F topic when i spied it from afar

[manker]

When is National 'Use the right fecking apostrophe key' Day :dry:

I remember posting a topic on this last year. I think it was me, anyhow.

[Gemby!]

When is National 'Use the right fecking apostrophe key' Day :dry:

I remember posting a topic on this last year. I think it was me, anyhow.

arr ? :schnauz:

[Barbarossa]

Good evening, this is your captain speaking, we are currently cruising at 400 miles per hour at an altitude of 35000 feet, and are at the moment directly over the French Alps. The weather at our destination is warm and sunny, and we shall be arriving in approximately one hour and forty minutes. In the meantime, I'd like to invite you to sit-back and enjoy our in-flight service. The flight-crew will shortly be bringing round a number of duty-free items for you to purchase, if you so desire. We accept all major credit cards and also pounds and euros. Finally, I'd like to thank you for flying with us today, and we hope to see you again in the near future... :huh:

[Gemby!]

Good evening, this is your captain speaking, we are currently cruising at 400 miles per hour at an altitude of 35000 feet, and are at the moment directly over the French Alps. The weather at our destination is warm and sunny, and we shall be arriving in approximately one hour and forty minutes. In the meantime, I'd like to invite you to sit-back and enjoy our in-flight service. The flight-crew will shortly be bringing round a number of duty-free items for you to purchase, if you so desire. We accept all major credit cards and also pounds and euros. Finally, I'd like to thank you for flying with us today, and we hope to see you again in the near future... :huh:

ooer, ar

[Gripper]

Shiver me timbers...arrrrr...gonna gut ya like a hog,yo ho ho and a bottle of rum :drunk:
How to be a Pirate (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/)

[Vargas]

Avast ye scum ridden weevil shaggers

[Mr. Mulder]

yarr me feckers

[Jon L. Obscene]

I say hows about a wee joke ta liven things up.......what say you :01:

Why are pirates called pirates?




















cos they Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :01:

Gotta love that joke :D

Jonno :pirate:

[Mathea]

heard about the new pirate movie?




















its rated arrrrrrrrrrrrr




theres only so many of these jokes you can tell

[Rat Faced]

Thank God

[Mathea]

what did the hitchiking pirate say when a car pulled over?





arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr u goin my way?

[Rat Faced]

If your in the Library again, you have no excuse...

There MUST be joke books in there.. :pinch:

[Mathea]

/me cant get a membership tp the library to take out books

[Rat Faced]

Bloody 3rd world country.. :angry:

Google is your friend :snooty:

http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/jokes-pirate_jokes-p1.htm

[Vargas]

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.
source (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html#pickup)

[Mathea]

damn i wish i had heard one of those yesterday... but alas, the best i could muster was a "whats ur sign?"

[missie]

Arg! Ye bunch o' wannabee scoundrels. :snooty:

me toddie is working, aye.

[Mathea]

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

[manker]

http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/8401/clan0pl.jpg

I told you gaming was gay :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

that's warcraft though

[Gripper]

Yes but where's the rum

[manker]

that's warcraft thoughApologies, I'm not a ghey butt-pirate - therefore I know little about gaming.

[Mathea]

that's warcraft thoughbutt-pirate at least you know how to stay on topic



there's only a limited time left weather wise for tree pirating here

and now that i have a job (tho its only 3 days a week) that lessens it even more :(

[manker]

Tree pirating :unsure:

[Mathea]

Tree pirating :unsure:
tree pirating indeed. quite fun, unless you arent a very good pirate, and you have slow reflexes

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/Jack_2.jpg


Hmmm...seems like a nice bouy

Where's teh rum

[manker]

Tree pirating :unsure:
tree pirating indeed. quite fun, unless you arent a very good pirate, and you have slow reflexesI'm a brilliant pirate and I think my reflexes are okay.

How come I've never had the chance to be a tree pirate.