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Jon L. Obscene
09-19-2005, 09:20 PM
Hells Kitchen USA with Gordon ramsey

Chef/contestant Name : Wendy

Spaghetti not in pot yet

Ramsey :"Why is the spaghetti not in?"
Wendy : "Because the water is not hot enough"
Ramsey : "Did you top it up with cold water?"
Wendy : "Yes"
Ramsey : "Why did you top it up with cold water?"

Quote of the day...Wendy : Because I thought cold water boils quicker than hot water

That is fecking priceless :lol:

Jonno :cool:

ziggyjuarez
09-19-2005, 09:22 PM
On tv they said the same thing.cold water does.

Jon L. Obscene
09-19-2005, 09:23 PM
:rolleyes: MTV by any chance? :P

Hot water can freeze quicker than room temp water, cold water does not boil quicker than hot water.

Jonno :cool:

Gripper
09-19-2005, 09:25 PM
No
Hot water freezes quicker than cold water,but cold water won't boil quicker than water that is already hot,unsalted water boils quicker than salted water

Gripper
09-19-2005, 09:26 PM
Snap :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jon L. Obscene
09-19-2005, 09:29 PM
:01:
It's a common misconception people make, altho thinking cold water boils faster is.....well a bit odd.....but for a chef to think it??? :frusty:
She also does'nt eat meat therefore is not very good at cooking it :huh:

Jonno :cool:

ziggyjuarez
09-19-2005, 09:34 PM
:01:
It's a common misconception people make
then why is it funny?

Jon L. Obscene
09-19-2005, 09:35 PM
Because she's a chef.

Jonno :cool:

ziggyjuarez
09-19-2005, 09:38 PM
True.Damn chef acting like normal people.

Jon L. Obscene
09-19-2005, 09:49 PM
:rolleyes: If you're suppose to be professional at something you should know basic things like that, got nothing to do with being normal, got to do with supposedly being good at something but not knowing simple basic knowledge :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

ziggyjuarez
09-19-2005, 09:52 PM
Im just trying to go peerzy on you man.i see what you mean.

Jon L. Obscene
09-19-2005, 09:56 PM
:lol: :lol: Cool :01:

Jonno :cool:

Rat Faced
09-19-2005, 10:11 PM
or hot :blink:

missie
09-19-2005, 10:15 PM
"Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college." :happy:

Jon L. Obscene
09-19-2005, 10:21 PM
"Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called collage." :happy:

Pictures in pictures with a wild crazy thuoght process of not knowing where to start yet knowing somewhere you have to end?

More abstract tho I think :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

missie
09-19-2005, 10:30 PM
"Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago!" :pinch:

Gripper
09-19-2005, 10:32 PM
"Come get some of my saltyballs"