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Darth Sushi
04-15-2003, 06:16 AM
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays yours.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work ... same pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone converstaion are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is less than $10 for a three-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
37. The world is your urinal.

and ...........

* * * * * Ten Things Men Know for Sure About Women * * * * *
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KinkoStinky
04-15-2003, 07:20 AM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAA! LOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

NoX
04-15-2003, 08:45 AM
:rolleyes: LMAO :D :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :P :P :) :) :lol: :D

BROCKSTER
04-15-2003, 03:12 PM
we can pee behind trees :lol: :lol:


(well easyer anyway :lol: )

kAb
04-16-2003, 02:09 AM
yeah, you gotta add "don't have to sit down to pee"

but man, those are ALL true :lol:

Spindulik
04-16-2003, 03:54 AM
You can add this...

-Men can sleep with many women and be a hero. Women do the same and they are a slut.

Z
04-16-2003, 04:09 AM
wow that was great... :lol: :lol: :lol:

but i can do my nails with my teeth. :P

Spindulik
04-16-2003, 04:24 AM
Originally posted by Z@16 April 2003 - 05:09
wow that was great... :lol: :lol: :lol:

but i can do my nails with my teeth. :P
I think that belongs in the Red Neck joke area.

Z
04-16-2003, 04:25 AM
no seriously, i bite my nails. :lol:

who doesnt...

dj7295
04-16-2003, 04:36 AM
:sleeping: :o wow, something funny. :lol: :lol: that was nice Darth Sushi :D

Paul_NFFC
04-17-2003, 09:58 PM
classic :lol:

amphoteric88
04-18-2003, 06:12 PM
pml :D

ooo
04-18-2003, 07:16 PM
good stuff... all so true :P

aNiZeGuy
04-20-2003, 11:17 PM
i bite my nails

lol all so true

j2k4
04-21-2003, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Z@15 April 2003 - 23:25
no seriously, i bite my nails. :lol:

who doesnt...
Are you good enough at it others would pay you to bite theirs?

Seriously Z, don't do that-it's hard on your teeth.

Z
04-22-2003, 04:38 AM
you cant just say dont do that. theres absolutely no motivation. family has been trying to get me to stop for years and have now given up. i have been doing it ever since i can remember. i dont even plan on stopping any time soon.

and yes, im pretty good at it. :P

j2k4
04-22-2003, 05:42 AM
Originally posted by Z@21 April 2003 - 23:38
you cant just say dont do that. theres absolutely no motivation. family has been trying to get me to stop for years and have now given up. i have been doing it ever since i can remember. i dont even plan on stopping any time soon.

and yes, im pretty good at it. :P
I tried it once (biting my nails) but gave up in frustration; they just defied my best efforts.
Perhaps your habit would be best regarded, or characterized, as an indicator of your resolve to stay "on task"?
Something for your resume? :D

Z
04-22-2003, 06:33 AM
would that be good or bad? :lol:

but i think no.

Jayhawk
04-22-2003, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by kAb@15 April 2003 - 20:09
yeah, you gotta add "don't have to sit down to pee"

but man, those are ALL true :lol:
I know a girl who can pee standing up didnt wanna see it but many people have said she did it. I thought it was kinda creepy

j2k4
04-22-2003, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Jayhawk+22 April 2003 - 02:46--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jayhawk @ 22 April 2003 - 02:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--kAb@15 April 2003 - 20:09
yeah, you gotta add "don&#39;t have to sit down to pee"

but man, those are ALL true&nbsp; :lol:
I know a girl who can pee standing up didnt wanna see it but many people have said she did it. I thought it was kinda creepy [/b][/quote]
Another question of pure resolve; this would seem to be one of those activities which scream for total commitment-anything less=wet thighs. :D

kAb
04-22-2003, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by j2k4+22 April 2003 - 07:21--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 22 April 2003 - 07:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Jayhawk@22 April 2003 - 02:46
<!--QuoteBegin--kAb@15 April 2003 - 20:09
yeah, you gotta add "don&#39;t have to sit down to pee"

but man, those are ALL true :lol:
I know a girl who can pee standing up didnt wanna see it but many people have said she did it. I thought it was kinda creepy
Another question of pure resolve; this would seem to be one of those activities which scream for total commitment-anything less=wet thighs. :D [/b][/quote]
:lol:

to much info&#33; :lol:

Wolfmight
04-22-2003, 10:06 PM
also,

1.Man made computers
2.Men can be president (for now..)
3.Man made porn

Darth Sushi
11-16-2006, 01:11 AM
2 yr old bump

pop123
11-18-2006, 09:32 PM
not very well

tesco
11-18-2006, 11:20 PM
You can add this...

-Men can sleep with many women and be a hero. Women do the same and they are a slut.
and lesbian.:P

gatorade
11-20-2006, 01:11 AM
lol, so true

jaum
11-24-2006, 04:00 AM
:clap:classic

nousername
05-23-2007, 02:31 PM
good stuff... all so true

mym_2006
05-23-2007, 10:08 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Goldeneye
05-28-2007, 11:44 PM
Women can make love and snuggle.

Men can write their names in the snow :)

bfgibsonjr
06-11-2007, 10:40 PM
Man you so right, you might even be a genius

phieagles36
06-14-2007, 03:36 AM
lol laughed at most of them nice

ashstorm
06-14-2007, 03:40 AM
Hahahahahhahaa! Lol!!

Old-Horse
06-14-2007, 06:48 AM
lool :D

Koeckebacker
06-14-2007, 02:19 PM
" 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes."
:D LOL!