Did you know...

[tesco]

...that the avaerage person touches an average of 11 genitals per day indirectly?:mellow:

Disturbing.:cry:

[GepperRankins]

how indirect?

[malyo]

:huh:

[Santa]

never ever shake a teenagers hand

[ziggyjuarez]

On the bus i get to feel this girls boobs but thats it :looksaroun

[manker]

On the bus i get to feel this girls boobs but thats it :looksaroun
Sneaky tit-feels - FTW :01:

It's an art, you know I hear :snooty:

[tesco]

Well, i heard it on radio, so it must be true... :snooty:

They were talking about how like 90% of girls wash their hands after using the bathroom and only 60% of guys do, then they went on to say on average you touch 11 genetils indirectly through pencils, door knobs, taps, etc. ;)

[manker]

Where I work, there is just me and several girls.

How many times do you think I get my cawk indirectly rubbed during the day :naughty:

[Santa]

remember boyz and girls
licking door knobs, taps, empty bottles, etc etc
is bad ok

http://www.letusknow.org/family/noel4/family_pics/Kaitlynlickingwall_thumb.jpg

[peat moss]

Ross at your age I only pulled my pudding 5 times a day .

[tesco]

Ross at your age I only pulled my pudding 5 times a day .:blink:


BTW it's 11 DIFFERENT genitals per day, not the same over and over...

[Rip The Jacker]

They were talking about how like 90% of girls wash their hands after using the bathroom and only 60% of guys do,
Damn it only takes a couple of seconds to wash your hands. :sick:

[manker]

They were talking about how like 90% of girls wash their hands after using the bathroom and only 60% of guys do,
Damn it only takes a couple of seconds to wash your hands. :sick:Not if you do it properly :dry:

[Rip The Jacker]

Damn it only takes a couple of seconds to wash your hands. :sick:Not if you do it properly :dry:
Takes me around half a minute usually... how long do you wash your hands? :unsure:

[manker]

Not if you do it properly :dry:
Takes me around half a minute usually... how long do you wash your hands? :unsure:Same.

That's like 28 seconds longer than a couple of seconds, tho' :P

[Rip The Jacker]

Couple of seconds = 30 to 40 sec.

Pffttt... so I was exaggerating a little bit... :P

[j2k4]

Ross at your age I only pulled my pudding 5 times a day .:blink:


BTW it's 11 DIFFERENT genitals per day, not the same over and over...

If "genitals" come in sets, the actual number of "touches" must be much, much higher...

I don't think boobs count, either. :P

[Mathea]

keep in mind that theres prolly a percentage that lied about actually washing their hands which would bring the number up higher



if boobs counted I'd be bi

[manker]

If "genitals" come in sets, the actual number of "touches" must be much, much higher..

I don't think boobs count, either.if boobs counted I'd be biDO you touch a lot of boobs, then :unsure: :w00t:

[Mathea]

doesn't everyone?

[manker]

Mainly, I'm allowed to touch just two. Well, four if man boobs are included.

Life sucks - how many do you Americans get access to?

[Mathea]

depends. its alot easier for girls to get at others boobs than guys. a girl grabs ur boobs its funny, a guy does n they act all shocked n disturbed...

[Spicker]

Great Thread...! :lol:

[manker]

depends. its alot easier for girls to get at others boobs than guys. a girl grabs ur boobs its funny, a guy does n they act all shocked n disturbed...Is that why a lot of your male friends wear dresses.

Yeah ... I still remember teh pics.


Btw, I don't really see that many girls grabbing each other's boobs :(

[Mathea]

maybe cuz there aren't as many farms over here so people have to interact with others like them?

[manker]

maybe cuz there aren't as many farms over here so people have to interact with others like them?I'm gonna pretend I get that and lol :lol:

[Mathea]

well, maybe I hang with the wrong crowd... the kind of people that don't care who feels them up?

[Cheese]

Does teabagging count?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/teabagging.jpg

[manker]

well, maybe I hang with the wrong crowd... the kind of people that don't care who feels them up?Sounds like a quality crowd to me.

I think you should treasure the times that you're all together :wub:

[Mathea]

I wish I hadn't seen that

[peat moss]

Does teabagging count?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/teabagging.jpg


Is n't that the oiky doiky and you feel them all about ? :D

[muchspl3]

I touch at least 20 genitals per day directly

is that bad?

[manker]

I touch at least 20 genitals per day directly

is that bad?So long as you're happy in your work and the guy pays, all is good. I guess :lookaroun

[Mathea]

i think what manker was hoping to ask but too shy to is: how much u charge?

[manker]

Damn my shyness :(

[Mathea]

it's okay... you just need more practise is all

[manker]

I don't know, I quite like evasive sarcasm.

Any ideas on how I should get some practice in, tho'?

[Mathea]

erm, are there any minors still up and about?

[manker]

erm, are there any minors still up and about?Why. What you got in mind - something they shouldn't see?

I really have over used this :naughty: smiley tonight :naughty:

[Mathea]

well the last thing i need is a lawsuit from parents for teaching their kids deviant behavior

[manker]

We'll just blame Dan.

[Mathea]

We'll just blame Dan.
:lol: yeah well thats the usual plan but as he hasnt been around since i got back i doubt anyone will buy it

[Cheese]

What's Dan done now? :angry:

[JPaul]

Yes but how many arses do you "indirectly touch" per day.

EDIT @ manker, no the arse is not genitalia, no matter what the Scout Leader told you.

[Jon L. Obscene]

It was much better when you're a lil kid, you can poke and grab boobs and they say it's cute :01:

Tend to get slapped once you've reached 25 :frusty:

And thanks for that ross, I'm gonna have to wear rubber gloves at work today now :( people will think I'm a pervert :(

Jonno :cool:

[Mathea]

people will think I'm a pervert :(

Jonno :cool:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[NikkiD]

And thanks for that ross, I'm gonna have to wear rubber gloves at work today now :( people will think I'm a pervert :(


Think?

[Mathea]

well i guess its nice that he can still dream

[Jon L. Obscene]

Hey!! people don't think that now I'm sure they don't, ok most people generally look at me like :ermm: but I just figure it's cos my face.

Dammit I knew I should have gone to see the .......thing which was once in the outside of the whereabouts of the contrary populararity of the....shaken....wtf am I talking about :huh:

I'm going work, see what sized rubber gloves I can wear, yellow ones or pink I wonder......hope it's quiet so I get some time to..... :shifty: ..........anyway.......cya :D

Jonno :cool:

[Mathea]

have fun and def go for pink. Yeah, that should stand out the least

[missie]

I like to suck 10 fags a day.

gawd I feel deerty. :pinch:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I wore pink gloves for an hour, people said I was weird :(
So I took em off.

Of course naturally when asked I said "Well this geezer said that you touch peoples pink bits and stuff indirectly, and I don't wanna get done for groping customers"
And they said I was weird :(

So thanks Rossco :dry: now even more people think I'm not right in the head :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[missie]

I wore pink gloves for an hour

satin, I hope. :kiss:

[Jon L. Obscene]

No, rubber :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[missie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/000h.jpg
ooo, suits you sir.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Woohoo!! them got Bounty on teh cuffs :01:
Have to get me some of them.

Jonno :cool: