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MediaSlayer
09-23-2005, 05:53 PM
that J2K has contracted "foxitis"?

briefly, "foxitis" is a disease that affects people who watch the fox news channel.

the syptoms include: watching the fox news channel and believing it to be a reliable source of unbiased "news", a blind willingness to defend Bush and other prominant Republicans against any attacks, a wrathful jealousy of the tenure of former president Bill Clinton, the repeated tendency to turn every conversation into a cosmic battle between heavenly "conservatives" and hellish "liberals", and the strong belief that all of the world's problems are caused by naughty "terrorists" and repeating the word, and arguing about it helps get rid of them.

prognosis: the prognosis is based on the patient's noticeable hatred of former president Clinton, the stronger the hatred, the harder it is to recover from foxitis.

treatment: the only treatment for foxitis is a complete abstinence from Rupert Murdoch based entertainment.
Jon L. Obscene
09-23-2005, 05:55 PM
Hmmmm flame or rod? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:
MediaSlayer
09-23-2005, 05:56 PM
neutral, j2k is a friend

plainly: it is not to be taken seriously
Jon L. Obscene
09-23-2005, 05:58 PM
Ah I see.
So it's a test?

Jonno :cool:
MediaSlayer
09-23-2005, 06:02 PM
if ur gonna keep replying u should at least say "yes" or "no"
Jon L. Obscene
09-23-2005, 06:07 PM
Ok

"Yes or No"

What am I saying that for? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:
MediaSlayer
09-23-2005, 06:23 PM
that J2K has contracted "foxitis"?
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Jon L. Obscene
09-23-2005, 06:28 PM
belief that all of the world's problems are caused by foxitis.


...

Jonno :cool:
MediaSlayer
09-23-2005, 06:33 PM
ok u think of a better topic to mass debate, if this was not a good one
Jon L. Obscene
09-23-2005, 06:39 PM
Ok I will :P

Jonno :cool:
j2k4
09-23-2005, 10:00 PM
Fortunately I have cured myself of Network News Pustules, as well as a lesser-known but no less virulent strain called "Turner's Warts".

Foxitis has not gained status as an official malady, nor is it likely to, as the bulk of medical practitioners are Republicans.
Gripper
09-23-2005, 10:07 PM
We have so many media options available its hard to know what to believe,the media here would have us believe that the USA are being ripped apart by mother nature and that they are going to the moon..pah ...poppycock
peat moss
09-23-2005, 11:50 PM
Then I have Google newsitis . :)
Mathea
09-24-2005, 04:04 AM
ok u think of a better topic to mass debate, if this was not a good one
you are one sick, kinky puppy
MediaSlayer
09-24-2005, 06:06 AM
"Turner's Warts".
:)


as the bulk of medical practitioners are Republicans.

uh-oh.

i want only non-partisan vaccinations from now on please. after all, it's only fair.
j2k4
09-24-2005, 01:53 PM
:)


as the bulk of medical practitioners are Republicans.

uh-oh.

i want only non-partisan vaccinations from now on please. after all, it's only fair.

:lol: They are available at the free clinic, wherein practice the young medicos who have not yet properly absorbed market theory but know how to give a sterile injection, nonetheless. :P