Saturday

[Santa]

wake up people
have a great day
ciao

[Gripper]

Hi world got the day to myself again,gonna catch up with some progs I been meaning to watch,been to the library,fixed my nephews computer,so feeling quite good today :01:

[peat moss]

Have to work today @ 7;00 am , feel guilty that I will miss the boys games tho . I put a toonie in their cleats for good luck . :01:

[Gripper]

Hope your boys win whatever they're playing,whats a toonie?

[NikkiD]

Hope your boys win whatever they're playing,whats a toonie?

http://www.etourist.ca/currency/toonie.gif

[Gripper]

Pocket money...good stuff,thanks Nikki

[missie]

I'm in a gawd damn awful mood today.

No reason. :mellow:

[JPaul]

Hope your boys win whatever they're playing,whats a toonie?

http://www.etourist.ca/currency/toonie.gif
.... and a cleat ees.

( Bet it's only thee women who can answer that one. :naughty: )

[ahctlucabbuS]

I started the day in a crap mood as well.

I'm jolly good now though! :01:

So cheer up! :angry:

[Jon L. Obscene]

A toonie.......2 dollars, makes sense I guess, cept it should be twonie , but that looks weird.

My mood?.......erm......I'm me so there's no telling :D

Jonno :cool:

[brotherdoobie]

Meh...I'm awake.

bd

[Jon L. Obscene]

You sure?

Jonno :cool:

[brotherdoobie]

No, but my eyes are open, that count for anything?

Peace bd

[Jon L. Obscene]

Not really, my eyes are open most the time but I'm rarely awake :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[j2k4]

I'm in a gawd damn awful mood today.

Stop it, then. :)

[Gripper]

I don't know what a cleat is,is it something to do with shoes?

[peat moss]

http://www.etourist.ca/currency/toonie.gif
.... and a cleat ees.

( Bet it's only thee women who can answer that one. :naughty: )


A wee man in the boat , me thinks . :) Work done, just havin a brewski waiting for the football (CFL) to start . :01:

[missie]

Stop it, then.


just can't. :crazy:
actually on growling point now.

[j2k4]

Stop it, then.


just can't. :crazy:
actually on growling point now.

How can you be in such a state, when we've been here all day waiting to entertain you and relieve you of your pique? :D

[missie]

How can you be in such a state, when we've been here all day waiting to entertain you and relieve you of your pique? :D

:O You have? I should have came here sooner.
Instead I sat through "Dead and Dying", which is the the biggest pile of inconsistent vomit I've ever had the mispleasure of viewing.

Hope all is well on your side of the picket fence, J2.
Livin' the dream. :01: :naughty:

[j2k4]

How can you be in such a state, when we've been here all day waiting to entertain you and relieve you of your pique? :D

:O You have? I should have came here sooner.
Instead I sat through "Dead and Dying", which is the the biggest pile of inconsistent vomit I've ever had the mispleasure of viewing.

Hope all is well on your side of the picket fence, J2.
Livin' the dream. :01: :naughty:

Oy.

Nothing worse than cinematic vomit of variable viscosity. :sick:

Things on this side of the fence are not too bad at all, apart from the grass needing mowing. :D

Odd that I don't even dream of something better; too steeped in reality, I suppose. ;)

[missie]

Oy.

Hey! I'm teh punk arond 'ere. :01:


You've restored a little of my faith in love and compassion, gawd bless reality on that account. I hopes your grass keeps growing. :D

I, in the meantime, shall carry on watching tragic films til my eyes start to bleed.
(ahem, Vin Diesel, cough, Pitch Black)

[j2k4]

Oy.

Hey! I'm teh punk arond 'ere. :01:


You've restored a little of my faith in love and compassion, gawd bless reality on that account. I hopes your grass keeps growing. :D

I, in the meantime, shall carry on watching tragic films til my eyes start to bleed.
(ahem, Vin Diesel, cough, Pitch Black)

Do you mean films about tragedies, or just tragically bad films?

I hope your blood clots well... :huh:

[missie]

Pure pants films.
So bad, I want to guage my eyeballs with a hawt spoon and then pour bleach into the sockets. Although if this was intended by the directors, they have done a grand job.


My blood clots surprisingly well, tanksyou. :happy:

[j2k4]

Pure pants films.
So bad, I want to guage my eyeballs with a hawt spoon and then pour bleach into the sockets. Although if this was intended by the directors, they have done a grand job.


My blood clots surprisingly well, tanksyou. :happy:

For what reason this raging cinematic self-flagellation? :huh:

BTW-Congratulations on your clotting.

'Tis a blessing, up to a point.

[missie]

I've just watched far too many crusty films lately.
That's why I intend on renting out Blood Gnomes next time. :happy:


I also have a severe dislike for Jeremy Paxman at the moment.
Gawd, I hate him so much it hurts. :fist:

[Santa]

I have no clue who theese people you speak about are
So I have no clue of what to reply

[missie]

Lucky choo, he invades my telly whenever he damn well wants.
I tink it's the bald spot he tries to cover up, I hate the most about him.
Although, he does pish me off in everyway possible.


Argh, now I'm gonna have nightmares. :fist:

[Santa]

Yes sounds just like Jonas Baltimore

[Guillaume]

I've just watched far too many crusty films lately.
That's why I intend on renting out Blood Gnomes next time. :happy:


I also have a severe dislike for Jeremy Paxman at the moment.
Gawd, I hate him so much it hurts. :fist:

Try to find Grapes of death (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078077/) or anything else by Jean Rollin (some of his movies have been translated to English.)
You won't find anything crustier. :01:

[j2k4]

I've just watched far too many crusty films lately.
That's why I intend on renting out Blood Gnomes next time. :happy:


I also have a severe dislike for Jeremy Paxman at the moment.
Gawd, I hate him so much it hurts. :fist:

Try to find Grapes of death (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078077/) or anything else by Jean Rollin (some of his movies have been translated to English.)
You won't find anything crustier. :01:

Ah, noooooo...

She needs to let go the steering wheel and apply the brakes.

Missie-cease and desist with the masochism-I command you!

[Guillaume]

Try to find Grapes of death (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078077/) or anything else by Jean Rollin (some of his movies have been translated to English.)
You won't find anything crustier. :01:

Ah, noooooo...

She needs to let go the steering wheel and apply the brakes.

Missie-cease and desist with the masochism-I command you!
She must not. There's a point where corny becomes art. :snooty:
Rollin has managed to reach it and some other have too.
Starcrash (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079946/) and Amando De Ossorio's Noche del terror ciego (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067500/) are things she might want to watch. :01:

[Gripper]

Yay saturday thread makes it to wednesday:)

Now that's what I call a long weekend :01:

[j2k4]

Ah, noooooo...

She needs to let go the steering wheel and apply the brakes.

Missie-cease and desist with the masochism-I command you!
She must not. There's a point where corny becomes art. :snooty:
Rollin has managed to reach it and some other have too.
Starcrash (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079946/) and Amando De Ossorio's Noche del terror ciego (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067500/) are things she might want to watch. :01:


You mean she's merely studying camp humor and having a tough time of it? :huh:

Fie on you, Missie, for having me on... :P

[missie]

huh. :blink:
i watches crappy films, t'is not my fault.


although, a lil bit of campness never hurt anyone. :happy:

[j2k4]

huh. :blink:
i watches crappy films, t'is not my fault.


although, a lil bit of campness never hurt anyone. :happy:

True enough; I often prefer it of an evening.

Are you familiar with Ed Wood?

If not, start with Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Unintentional camp, and therefore the best. :)

[missie]

BrainDead is the queen of crusty horrors. :01:

[j2k4]

BrainDead is the queen of crusty horrors. :01:

Ah, yes-

I overlooked the crusty part... :huh:

'Nite. :)

[DanB]

I know its not Saturday yet but i am fuckered :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

I know its not Saturday yet but i am fuckered :unsure:

You could put your clock forward dan is you can't wait. :unsure:

[Gripper]

Again

[missie]

Nope.
It's still Friday til I go sleeps. :snooty:

[Guillaume]

Another awake-a-thon is it? :unsure:

[missie]

uh huh, i'm going to a lil ole ladys for tea and cake this afternoon. :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

uh huh, i'm going to a lil ole ladys for tea and cake this afternoon. :pinch:

tea and cakes ftw :01:

[Guillaume]

uh huh, i'm going to a lil ole ladys for tea and cake this afternoon. :pinch:
Don't scare the poor dear to death, you :fist:

[missie]

:O who me?
i shall be swapping hairnet and bunion advice with her.

[Guillaume]

A few days later, granny applies teh miss' advices...
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2186/killergranny7hh.jpg