Funny Jokes

[twisterX]

Post funny jokes. Dont care if their offensive or racist.

[Spicker]

Lots of jokes/pranks here!!!!! (http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/login.php?do=logout&u=2168)

[Virtualbody1234]

Their there they're...

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[peat moss]

Ah shoot takes all the fun out of tho VB . I'm Scottish and Blackfoot , I'm cheap and can't drink . What a terrible combo . :)

[Wolfmight]

Yo momma so fat, she has 'em silent, but deadly...literally.
Yo momma so fat, she ****s blue whales in hope for some kids.
Yo momma so fat, she stuck a 10' pvc pipe up 'er ass to get happy.
Yo momma so fat, she dances like a lava lamp.
Yo momma so fat, she has a "no-jumping" restriction placed upon her in court.
Yo momma so fat, she still can't flush her nuclear powered toilet.

[Evil_Monkey]

Yo momma so fat, she has 'em silent, but deadly...literally.
Yo momma so fat, she ****s blue whales in hope for some kids.
Yo momma so fat, she stuck a 10' pvc pipe up 'er ass to get happy.
Yo momma so fat, she dances like a lava lamp.
Yo momma so fat, she has a "no-jumping" restriction placed upon her in court.
Yo momma so fat, she still can't flush her nuclear powered toilet.

Some more :D

Yo momma so fat,when she puts on a black and white bathing suit everyone says FREE WILLY!!
Yo momma so fat, when she go to tokyo people yelled Godzilla
Yo momma so fat,that every time she farts theres a new hiroshima
Yo momma so fat,when she sits on the toilt she ends up in the cor of the earth
Yo momma so fat,when she walks past a window we lose 4 days of sunlight
Yo momma so fat,that every time she tip toes people yell stampede :lol:

[Evil_Monkey]

yo momma so fat, her thys are always saying,"excuse me, pardon me".

[twisterX]

Lol at your avatar. its the first eps of family guy i ever saw

[Evil_Monkey]

Cool

hey does any one remeber this joke

What 2 planets make medical problem :shifty:

Mercury in Uranus :w00t: http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/5421/bath5md.gifhttp://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5403/kissmahbutt398ht.jpg