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Gripper
10-03-2005, 09:44 AM
as from October 4th 2005,I vow to give up smoking,sick and tired of coughing shit up,constantly having a bad taste in my mouth,and the kids telling me I smell.
No more. :angry:
I apolagise now to anyone I may insult over the coming few days.
asmithz
10-03-2005, 09:49 AM
Good for you, its a nasty habit. Everyone here who smokes should follow you.
DarthInsinuate
10-03-2005, 10:15 AM
yay, for teh quittage
it shouldn't really be called quitting really, quitting sounds negative
Guillaume
10-03-2005, 10:16 AM
I apolagise now to anyone I may insult over the coming few days.
Oh, can I start the hostilities?
You misspelled apologise, fucktard. :mad3:
All jokes aside, good luck, man! :01:
DarthInsinuate
10-03-2005, 10:33 AM
wow, G, you're a fortnight away from not having a smoke for a year, you're my inspiration. I'm gonna take up smoking then quit, just like you
Barbarossa
10-03-2005, 10:39 AM
yay, for teh quittage
it shouldn't really be called quitting really, quitting sounds negative
Indeed.
Today is the day he starts "Clear Breathing" :01:
Gripper
10-03-2005, 10:41 AM
I apolagise now to anyone I may insult over the coming few days.
Oh, can I start the hostilities?
You misspelled apologise, fucktard. :mad3:
All jokes aside, good luck, man! :01:
I thought you had read my post in the French thread in The Drawing room :lol: :lol: :P
Guillaume
10-03-2005, 10:53 AM
The Drawing room
I don't go there :snooty:
manker
10-03-2005, 11:13 AM
as from October 4th 2005,I vow to give up smoking,sick and tired of coughing shit up,constantly having a bad taste in my mouth,and the kids telling me I smell.
No more. :angry:
I apolagise now to anyone I may insult over the coming few days.Yeah but how are you going to pull hawt chicks if you don't smoke. Girls love the look of a man who smokes Marlboro.
A little rhino and pulmonary discomfort is a small price to pay for all the casual sex that us smokers are privee to.
Cheese
10-03-2005, 11:20 AM
as from October 4th 2005,I vow to give up smoking,sick and tired of coughing shit up,constantly having a bad taste in my mouth,and the kids telling me I smell.
No more. :angry:
I apolagise now to anyone I may insult over the coming few days.Yeah but how are you going to pull hawt chicks if you don't smoke. Girls love the look of a man who smokes Marlboro.
A little rhino and pulmonary discomfort is a small price to pay for all the casual sex that us smokers are privee to.
Also you will be at a disadvantage if a team of high tech gangsters manage to take over the local Airport's radar facility, seeking to free an infamous drug dealer and you have to blow up their escaping plane.
Gripper
10-03-2005, 11:22 AM
I wont give up carrying my lighter,it gives you to many advantages:)
Cheese
10-03-2005, 11:44 AM
I wont give up carrying my lighter,it gives you to many advantages:)
Who is your lighter giving me to?:unsure:
Guillaume
10-03-2005, 11:50 AM
wow, G, you're a fortnight away from not having a smoke for a year
No, not really. I must have fecked something up in my calculations, it should read 347 days...
Gripper
10-03-2005, 11:51 AM
I wont give up carrying my lighter,it gives you to many advantages:)
Who is your lighter giving me to?:unsure:
Anyone who'll have you ,you pedantic git :lol:
DarthInsinuate
10-03-2005, 01:54 PM
i don't smoke, but i carry around the Zippo lighter that was given to me by a friend who had his legs bitten off by sharks, it came in handy for setting fire to a drug lord and exploding him
drugs and fire don't seem to mix
enoughfakefiles
10-03-2005, 06:44 PM
as from October 4th 2005,I vow to give up smoking,sick and tired of coughing shit up,constantly having a bad taste in my mouth,and the kids telling me I smell.
No more. :angry:
I apolagise now to anyone I may insult over the coming few days.Yeah but how are you going to pull hawt chicks if you don't smoke. Girls love the look of a man who smokes Marlboro.
A little rhino and pulmonary discomfort is a small price to pay for all the casual sex that us smokers are privee to.
Women who smoke men are better. :naughty:
twisterX
10-03-2005, 08:25 PM
Did u know the malboro man the cowboy guy died of lung cancer. Its the funniest :censored: i ever heard.
You wanna smoke heheheheheheheh. Look at yourself now man. You dead. HEHEH
BTW are u using like patches or soemthing. IT will be very hard.
Mr. Mulder
10-03-2005, 08:35 PM
go gripper :01:
:cool: gripper -> william b davis
manker
10-03-2005, 08:35 PM
Did u know the malboro man the cowboy guy died of lung cancer. Its the funniest :censored: i ever heard.
You wanna smoke heheheheheheheh. Look at yourself now man. You dead. HEHEH :blink:
JPaul
10-03-2005, 08:43 PM
Good luck with stopping mate, you can do it if you really want to.
missie
10-03-2005, 11:43 PM
sick and tired of coughing shit up
personally, i love the first hack of the mornin'.
mmmm.... :happy:
g'luck, me ducks.
Barbarossa
10-04-2005, 08:36 AM
Did u know the malboro man the cowboy guy died of lung cancer. Its the funniest :censored: i ever heard.
You wanna smoke heheheheheheheh. Look at yourself now man. You dead. HEHEH
Yeah, cancer is a hoot. :blink:
Did u know the malboro man the cowboy guy died of lung cancer. Its the funniest :censored: i ever heard.
You wanna smoke heheheheheheheh. Look at yourself now man. You dead. HEHEH
Its oh so easy to gloat and get on one's moral high horse, but I am sure you are also aware that nicotine is highly addictive (physically and mentally) and is one of the hardest habits to kick. So, if you have never smoked (I am assuming this Twisterx, although I don't know) then its unfair to pass judgement and laugh at people that do. Smoking is just one of many many things people do that is unhealthy, but it is the one that turns normally nice people into overbearing smug bastards.....so stop eating all that cake and pizza, get a decent diet and I promise not to take the piss out of fat people getting nasty diseases because they can't stop stuffing their faces.
Gripper
10-04-2005, 07:23 PM
Is it normal to get a pins and needles type sensation in your mouth,been really thirsty as well..feeling ratty.
enoughfakefiles
10-04-2005, 10:19 PM
Is it normal to get a pins and needles type sensation in your mouth,been really thirsty as well..feeling ratty.
Who's ratty, and will your wife approve. :unsure:
Spider_dude
10-04-2005, 10:29 PM
ooh mod lover
Gripper
10-11-2005, 09:57 PM
One week without :D :01: :w00t:
Guillaume
10-11-2005, 10:00 PM
Congrats, man. :01:
I wish I could tell you the worst part's over, but...
Blythorama
10-11-2005, 10:01 PM
Well done! Wish I had your willpower... Any interesting side effects? :blink:
Gripper
10-11-2005, 10:07 PM
I know I was doing some work for my uncle today,and really wanted one during coffee break,side effects....bad indegestion for about 3 days,sweats and shakes...highly irratable,some would say that is normal.
Plus side ...don't smell like an ashtray,seem to have more energy,and I can smell a cigarette from 50 feet away.
DarthInsinuate
10-11-2005, 10:18 PM
keep it up, i wonder if you can overtake Guilles' "days without smoking" count :mellow:
Gripper
10-11-2005, 10:22 PM
keep it up, i wonder if you can overtake Guilles' "days without smoking" count :mellow:
Doubt it unless he falls off the wagon,he's got a hell of a lead,good luck to him,he has been my insperation :w00t:
DarthInsinuate
10-11-2005, 10:31 PM
keep it up, i wonder if you can overtake Guilles' "days without smoking" count :mellow:
Doubt it unless he falls off the wagon,he's got a hell of a lead,good luck to him,he has been my insperation :w00t:
i've been told that at a sub-atomic level the standard laws of physics no longer apply, so with time fucked up i think you might be in with a chance
Gripper
10-11-2005, 10:36 PM
Righty-ho
Well done Gripper, keep up the good work :)
Just wish I had your resolve...and then I skin up
Guillaume
10-11-2005, 10:43 PM
Sara, did you know that with the money you'd save you could buy a brand new bike? You wouldn't have to use that battered old Kawasaki of yours... :01:
DarthInsinuate
10-11-2005, 10:44 PM
just out of interest, how much money have you saved Guillaume, if you don't mind saying?
Guillaume
10-11-2005, 10:46 PM
just out of interest, how much money have you saved Guillaume, if you don't mind saying?
I drank it all. :blushing:
DarthInsinuate
10-11-2005, 10:50 PM
i'm sure there's irony in there somewhere
just out of interest, how much money have you saved Guillaume, if you don't mind saying?
I drank it all. :blushing:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Gripper
10-11-2005, 11:02 PM
With G-man getting away from the health risks associated with smoking,a new danger looms for out hero...cirrhosis of teh liver(JD sales up 10% in last yeat)
Guillaume
10-11-2005, 11:11 PM
With G-man getting away from the health risks associated with smoking,a new danger looms for out hero...
Bah, I'll just be pickled the way Lord Nelson was. :01:
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