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DanB
10-03-2005, 05:13 PM
Its turned cold for about a week and I already have my first cold of the season :01:

Go me, I love my quality immune system :pinch:
Gemby!
10-03-2005, 05:15 PM
i feel a cold coming on too :( the throat is starting to go a bit weird :(

curses !!
DanB
10-03-2005, 05:19 PM
And work has no sympathy :(
manker
10-03-2005, 05:30 PM
I feel fine.

Hope this helps :D
enoughfakefiles
10-03-2005, 05:32 PM
I had my first cold in ages the other month. So i thought i'd share it and give loads of people at work as well. :D
twisterX
10-03-2005, 07:23 PM
No cold yet.

Also do u know that every cold germ is different so you cant be immuned to it.
j2k4
10-03-2005, 07:29 PM
I've had exactly one cold since I quit smoking 3 1/2 years ago.

Used to have a cold all the time, which would lead one to conclude that smoking is not conducive to...wellness-a supremely dumb word ironically suited to this post.

Do you smoke, Dan? :huh:
DarthInsinuate
10-03-2005, 08:59 PM
No cold yet.

Also do u know that every cold germ is different so you cant be immuned to it.
no, you're wrong
missie
10-03-2005, 11:14 PM
Do you smoke, Dan? :huh:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :ermm:
sorry, i had a small fit of the giggles there.
JPaul
10-03-2005, 11:19 PM
I'm as fit as a bastard.

Alcoholism is the ideal preventative medicine for the common cold.
missie
10-03-2005, 11:29 PM
Alcoholism is the ideal preventative medicine for the common cold.


A bottle of apple a day keeps the doctors away, huh?
j2k4
10-03-2005, 11:30 PM
Do you smoke, Dan? :huh:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :ermm:
sorry, i had a small fit of the giggles there.

Not talking about smoke, guys, I meant cigarettes. :rolleyes:
tesco
10-03-2005, 11:32 PM
Bah, u UKians are behind.
Everyone here had a cold 2 weeks ago...everyone! :snooty:
Barbarossa
10-04-2005, 08:33 AM
I'm alot healthier since I had my nose taken out and replaced with a top-quality industrial filtration system :snooty:
DanB
10-04-2005, 05:05 PM
Do you smoke, Dan? :huh:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :ermm:
sorry, i had a small fit of the giggles there.

Me too :lol:

Yeah I do smoke J2 :ph34r:

I reckon its revenge for me not getting one last year, thats why its come so early.

My nose is fine today but my chest is ruined and my head, back & nuts ache like a bastard too :dry:

I was asleep by 10.30 last night afer I watched The Business (quality film :01: ) and think I will prolly do the same tonight, after watching a different film of course.
Guillaume
10-04-2005, 05:31 PM
nuts ache like a bastard too :dry:
Until now I hadn't realised how fierce the English strain of the flu was. :pinch:

No cold yet, but my right shoulder and neck are quite stiff and painful. I'm creaking like an octogenarian when the weather changes. :cry:
Busyman
10-04-2005, 05:43 PM
My nose is fine today but my chest is ruined and my head, back & nuts ache like a bastard too :dry:
Try a shot










.....of penicillin. :unsure:
DanB
10-04-2005, 06:11 PM
I've got 2 cold medicinal cans of Grolsch instead Busy, they're on special for 79p in the shop at the end of the road :unsure:
Gripper
10-04-2005, 06:17 PM
nuts ache like a bastard too :dry:
Until now I hadn't realised how fierce the English strain of the flu was. :pinch:

No cold yet, but my right shoulder and neck are quite stiff and painful. I'm creaking like an octogenarian when the weather changes. :cry:
Yeah it runs up to you,kicks you in the nuts,then when you bend over in agony it shoots up your nose and infects you. :sick:
missie
10-04-2005, 06:17 PM
Me too :lol:


I'm getting green laters, no rockies tonight. :w00t: :happy:


You know the only way to get rid of manflu is by eating curry in the bath, while humming the tune to Benny Hill over n over.
though a good hot Brandy works too.
Guillaume
10-04-2005, 06:19 PM
Until now I hadn't realised how fierce the English strain of the flu was. :pinch:

No cold yet, but my right shoulder and neck are quite stiff and painful. I'm creaking like an octogenarian when the weather changes. :cry:
Yeah it runs up to you,kicks you in the nuts,then when you bend over in agony it shoots up your nose and infects you. :sick:
Well, as long as it doesn't run away with your wallet...
manker
10-04-2005, 06:23 PM
I've got 2 cold medicinal cans of Grolsch instead Busy, they're on special for 79p in the shop at the end of the road :unsure:Proper lager, at last! :D
DanB
10-04-2005, 06:50 PM
Me too :lol:


I'm getting green laters, no rockies tonight. :w00t: :happy:


You know the only way to get rid of manflu is by eating curry in the bath, while humming the tune to Benny Hill over n over.
though a good hot Brandy works too.



I've got green but it hurts to smoke :(

I'm having meat feast pizza smothered in hot pepper sauce, and by the way i'm sweating its bound to do me good :flamebreathingsmilie:

Manker at 79p for a pint can it can't be sniffed at :01:
vidcc
10-04-2005, 07:21 PM
I've had exactly one cold since I quit smoking 3 1/2 years ago.


Danb lives in the Uk with a social health system...he is just showing off that he can catch as many colds as he wants without having to consult an accountant first. :wacko:
j2k4
10-04-2005, 08:20 PM
I've had exactly one cold since I quit smoking 3 1/2 years ago.


Danb lives in the Uk with a social health system...he is just showing off that he can catch as many colds as he wants without having to consult an accountant first. :wacko:

Ah.

Hadn't thought of that.
Cheese
10-04-2005, 11:07 PM
I've been wearing my surgical mask to university so I don't catch Fresher's Flu. Comes in an attractive Chav colouring, though it makes me look like an Asian female...

http://isthatrealburb.tripod.com/pics/burbandsars.jpg
Guillaume
10-04-2005, 11:19 PM
No hotlinking allowed, Dave.
DanB
10-05-2005, 06:05 PM
Today my cough is less frequesnt but when it strikes I cough up loads of shit :01:

And today I feel like a zombie, totally exhausted and frail :frusty:
vidcc
10-05-2005, 06:12 PM
Today my cough is less frequesnt but when it strikes I cough up loads of shit :01:


Is there a blockage at the other end causing blow back then :unsure: :sick:
Gripper
10-05-2005, 06:13 PM
Today my cough is less frequesnt but when it strikes I cough up loads of shit :01:

And today I feel like a zombie, totally exhausted and frail :frusty:
Wow :w00t: Dan are you giving up smoking as well :01:
DanB
10-05-2005, 06:15 PM
Today my cough is less frequesnt but when it strikes I cough up loads of shit :01:

And today I feel like a zombie, totally exhausted and frail :frusty:
Wow :w00t: Dan are you giving up smoking as well :01:

Am I fuck :lol:
Gripper
10-05-2005, 06:20 PM
Do'es it hurt when you laff :shifty:
DanB
10-05-2005, 06:22 PM
Nope :P

Although tbh I am cutting down due to smoking hurting my lungs at the moment :ph34r:
j2k4
10-05-2005, 07:49 PM
Today my cough is less frequesnt but when it strikes I cough up loads of shit :01:

Must be a really deep cough... :naughty: