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Mïcrösöül°V³
10-08-2005, 05:32 AM
If you watch Battlestar Galactica, you'll understand this.
I have a pc that must be a cylon. Here is a cylon raider
http://microsoulv3.com/cylon.bmp






and here is the pc I have
http://microsoulv3.com/cylonpc.jpg

coincidence?? I think not. E-machines are cylons hell-bent on killing us all. :o

either that, or the cylons wish that they were E-machines :lol: which would make the cylons Celeron D's in this case.



Yes, I know. Im an idiot with too much time on my hands.

Mr. Mulder
10-08-2005, 08:48 AM
so that would make you a cylon operative, would it not? :huh:

DarthInsinuate
10-08-2005, 09:20 AM
i see not the resemblance

Cylons are horny bastards, aren't they?

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8333/cylon4ch.jpg

Mr. Mulder
10-08-2005, 09:38 AM
robot chicken is not very funny imo :unsure:

Cheese
10-08-2005, 09:50 AM
robot chicken is not very funny imo :unsure:

Yes it is imo.

Mr. Mulder
10-08-2005, 09:52 AM
seth green is not very funny imo :unsure:

manker
10-08-2005, 12:07 PM
Cylon detector tests for your PC:

Push a screwdriver into the DVD drive and see if it bleeds.
Wait 40 years and see if it destroys civilisation.
Fuck it and see if it gets pregnant (not 100% reliable).


manker > Gaius.

Mr. Mulder
10-08-2005, 12:34 PM
Cylon detector tests for your PC:

Push a screwdriver into the DVD drive and see if it bleeds.
Wait 40 years and see if it destroys civilisation.
Fuck it and see if it gets pregnant (not 100% reliable).


manker > Gaius.

you watched any more yet? does it still not rawk? :unsure:

DarthInsinuate
10-08-2005, 02:51 PM
i can't get over the octagonalness of it all

and i think the show gets less interesting in the second season. The Cylons go from creepy to just weird with their hornyness

also Seth Green isn't very funny, that's why they don't let him write Robot Chicken

Virtualbody1234
10-08-2005, 03:01 PM
E-machine. :lol: :lol:

manker
10-09-2005, 11:04 AM
Cylon detector tests for your PC:

Push a screwdriver into the DVD drive and see if it bleeds.
Wait 40 years and see if it destroys civilisation.
Fuck it and see if it gets pregnant (not 100% reliable).


manker > Gaius.

you watched any more yet? does it still not rawk? :unsure:I think it was mainly the mini-series that was rubbish - and Apollo is a bit of a ghey nancy-boy.

It started to rawk a great deal toward the end of the first series. I'm on episode 3 of the new series now. Tis good :01:

Mr. Mulder
10-09-2005, 12:13 PM
darn tootin' :01:

Barbarossa
10-10-2005, 12:01 PM
Do they still have the KnightRider red-sweeping eye... ??? :unsure:

Mr. Mulder
10-10-2005, 12:08 PM
indeedy doody :01:

manker
10-10-2005, 12:43 PM
I haven't seen the original series of BSG but does the Cylon Knight Rider eye pre-date Knight Rider?

The Hoff will be most displeased if so :(

Mr. Mulder
10-10-2005, 12:49 PM
Battlestar Galactica 1978 -> knight rider 1982

manker
10-10-2005, 12:54 PM
Shite! So KITT could be a Cylon instrument of doom.

The Hoff will be most displeased if so :(

Barbarossa
10-10-2005, 01:37 PM
Battlestar Galactica 1978 -> knight rider 1982

Also, I seem to remember a classic episode of the A-Team, where Face is going to a fancy dress party (or something) and a Cylon Warrior walks past him, and he's like "Hey! wtf?" :lol:

manker
10-12-2005, 11:10 AM
Cylon detector tests for your PC:

Push a screwdriver into the DVD drive and see if it bleeds.
Wait 40 years and see if it destroys civilisation.
Fuck it and see if it gets pregnant (not 100% reliable).


manker > Gaius.

you watched any more yet? does it still not rawk? :unsure:You didn't tell me I had to wait until January for the next episode :cry:

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 01:07 PM
yeah it's a bugger isn't it :dry:

manker
10-12-2005, 01:34 PM
yeah it's a bugger isn't it :dry:
Yeah :dry:

Btw, I have another problem.

You know in the mini series, where Gaius and number 6 are standing in his appartment and the blast kills them both, it's used at the start of every episode now.

Well ... how come he is still alive :unsure:

I get the feeling I'm missing something fundamental here - surely he can't be a Cylon.

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 02:06 PM
yeah it's a bugger isn't it :dry:
Yeah :dry:

Btw, I have another problem.

You know in the mini series, where Gaius and number 6 are standing in his appartment and the blast kills them both, it's used at the start of every episode now.

Well ... how come he is still alive :unsure:

I get the feeling I'm missing something fundamental here - surely he can't be a Cylon.

number 6 said ''get down'' supposedly to protect him so i don't think we're supposed to think he died unless it's some sort of sixth sense type plot twist which wouldn't be very good or fit into the show i think.

spoilers above.

Barbarossa
10-12-2005, 02:08 PM
spoilers above.

Thanks for pointing that out... :frusty:

manker
10-12-2005, 02:13 PM
Yeah :dry:

Btw, I have another problem.

You know in the mini series, where Gaius and number 6 are standing in his appartment and the blast kills them both, it's used at the start of every episode now.

Well ... how come he is still alive :unsure:

I get the feeling I'm missing something fundamental here - surely he can't be a Cylon.

number 6 said ''get down'' supposedly to protect him so i don't think we're supposed to think he died unless it's some sort of sixth sense type plot twist which wouldn't be very good or fit into the show i think.

spoilers above.Cheers, mate.

I remember her saying that but they sure don't make nukes like they used to. It looked like the entire appt would be destroyed.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/816/dabs5sy.gif

I keep thinking that there must be more to it as they've showed it loads and now it's on the start - don't see how anything else other than him surviving underneath some furniture could be worked into the plot. Bit shit tho' :ermm:

Barbarossa
10-12-2005, 02:18 PM
Hmmm, it's a mystery.

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9092/cylon9qp.gif

Guillaume
10-12-2005, 02:37 PM
Cylons are 90% asbestos. :01:

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 03:30 PM
number 6 said ''get down'' supposedly to protect him so i don't think we're supposed to think he died unless it's some sort of sixth sense type plot twist which wouldn't be very good or fit into the show i think.

spoilers above.Cheers, mate.

I remember her saying that but they sure don't make nukes like they used to. It looked like the entire appt would be destroyed.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/816/dabs5sy.gif

I keep thinking that there must be more to it as they've showed it loads and now it's on the start - don't see how anything else other than him surviving underneath some furniture could be worked into the plot. Bit shit tho' :ermm:

:01: i think it was just water that pushed it's way through his place? prolly caused by a bomb dropped miles away? :unsure: