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Ha ha!!!! :lol:
Zang! Who is that, stalking amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Sara, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She howls apocalyptically:
"For the love of beatings, I pillage like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"
Battle Cry (http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?)
Guillaume
10-11-2005, 10:21 PM
Lo! Who is that, stalking across the plains! It is Guillaume, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to hump you backwards in time, and add a notch to my bedpost!" :01:
Samurai
10-11-2005, 10:22 PM
Who is that, prowling along the plains! It is Samurai, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"
:dry:
Blythorama
10-11-2005, 10:22 PM
Who is that, skulking across the wasteland! It is Blythorama, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She cries thunderously:
"I'm going to pulverize you until you are unable to sit properly!!! :w00t:
ahctlucabbuS
10-11-2005, 10:23 PM
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the terrain! It is AhctlucabbuS, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to clobber you with such disregard for common sense, it will be a new form of crime!"
Rather flat :mellow:
Gripper
10-11-2005, 10:25 PM
Striding over the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Gripper103.2! And he gives a low grunt:
"I'm seriously going to hump you until Western Civilization implodes!!!"
YESH :w00t: :w00t: :naughty:
Mr. Mulder
10-11-2005, 10:28 PM
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging along the hotel lobby! It is Mr. Mulder, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to hump you with such reckless abandon, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"
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DarthInsinuate
10-11-2005, 10:28 PM
bah, i don't need no battle cry generator
i'd go charging into battle yelling "LJUNGBERG!!!"
Hi, Wiggles
Santa
10-11-2005, 10:29 PM
!!!UNGULLULULEWEHH!!!
Busyman
10-11-2005, 10:31 PM
Who's that stomping through Westchester Horsheshiresfordhorfordshire..sighhhh....Township. It's Busy with his scimitar, long sword, battle axe, spiked club, mace, shurikens, and 2 glocks.
"I'm seriously going to fuck you so heinously, you will wake up from the Matrix"
ziggyjuarez
10-11-2005, 10:32 PM
Rampaging through the cliffs, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Ziggyjuarez! And he gives a mighty howl:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"
Gripper
10-11-2005, 10:33 PM
I'm gonna hit ya so hard you'll wish your daddy was impotent!!!
Busyman
10-11-2005, 10:37 PM
Who's that stomping through Westchester Horsheshiresfordhorfordshire..sighhhh....Township. It's Busy with his scimitar, long sword, battle axe, spiked club, mace, shurikens, and 2 glocks.
"I'm seriously going to fuck you so heinously, you will wake up from the Matrix"
Here are my others....
"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace"
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"
"I'm going to flog you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and dip you in uranium!!" :blink:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I lay waste to the landscape like a sentient bulldozer!!!"
"For the love of beatings, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"
"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!!"
"I'm going to bruise you into the danger zone, and launch you into deep space!!!"
missie
10-11-2005, 10:37 PM
Sprinting amidst the cliffs, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Missie! And she gives a vengeful grunt:
"I'm going to bruise you like a first grade teacher, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"
:ermm:
tesco
10-11-2005, 10:42 PM
Prowling amidst the mountains, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Rossco! And he gives a spectacular cry:
"I'm going to clobber you with such disregard for common sense, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"
DarthInsinuate
10-11-2005, 10:43 PM
i don't really find these battle crys much good battlecry-wise. They're not very chanty really, i can't imagine charging across the plains with my sword held high, using all my breath to yell similies at the enemy.
Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the tundra! It is Danb, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!!"
:pinch:
ElvisLover
10-11-2005, 10:53 PM
Who is that, stalking out of the fields! It is ElvisLover, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh:
"As sure as predators devour prey, skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"
:01:
GepperRankins
10-11-2005, 10:54 PM
Who's that stomping through Westchester Horsheshiresfordhorfordshire..sighhhh....Township. It's Busy with his scimitar, long sword, battle axe, spiked club, mace, shurikens, and 2 glocks.
why can't you just use the generator like everyone else?
I'm gonna drop you like a turd from a really tall horse.
Busyman
10-12-2005, 12:10 AM
I'm gonna drop you like a turd from a really tall horse.
Quality :lol: :lol: :lol:
MediaSlayer
10-12-2005, 01:00 AM
Zang! Who is that, sprinting out of the freeway! It is Biff, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He howls homicidally:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I slice through beating hearts like a river of pure piranha!"
Busyman
10-12-2005, 01:05 AM
Gee, thanks. :)
Yeah I gotta use that one. :lol: :lol: :lol:
cpt_azad
10-12-2005, 01:36 AM
Oohrah!
peat moss
10-12-2005, 03:01 AM
What happened to " Geronimo " Or do you want a peice of me !
brotherdoobie
10-12-2005, 04:08 AM
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging over the mountains! It is Brotherdoobie, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to smack you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!"
Peace bd
Gemby!
10-12-2005, 06:57 PM
'OMFG DID YOU JUST SEE THAT ?!?!?!' *points over there, then attacks*
:cool:
Dark Steno
10-12-2005, 07:10 PM
"Ftw :01: "
SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 07:25 PM
"TOUCH ME!! I'M HAPPY!!!" BBbbbbbbhrfhdgh
Gemby!
10-12-2005, 07:29 PM
"TOUCH ME!! I'M HAPPY!!!" BBbbbbbbhrfhdgh
:blushing: oh stoppit you flirt ! :lol:
SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 07:31 PM
:naughty:
Gemby!
10-12-2005, 07:38 PM
i think your battlecry is BY FAR the best :naughty:
SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 07:40 PM
Yes, bound to catch them off gaurd, too. :naughty:
Dark Steno
10-12-2005, 08:49 PM
Yeah, they will welcome you with open hands and hearts.
SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 08:55 PM
:blink: And soon to be open ribcages.
:blink: And soon to be open ribcages.
So you favor evisceration, then?
Very effective type of violence, that...
SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 09:22 PM
It's the fastest way to a man's heart.
DarthInsinuate
10-12-2005, 09:31 PM
:snooty: Food is the fastest way to a man's heart
for example a sharpened chicken thigh bone launched from some sort of endoskeleton projectile launcher
It's the fastest way to a man's heart.
Very........incisive.:ermm:
maebach
10-12-2005, 10:15 PM
"Bring out the dead" monty python
Dark Steno
10-12-2005, 11:03 PM
:snooty: Food is the fastest way to a man's heart
for example a sharpened chicken thigh bone launched from some sort of endoskeleton projectile launcher
:wacko: wtf mate... Food? FOOD?
DarthInsinuate
10-13-2005, 08:34 AM
i've swallowed a chicken bone before, it should count as food :snooty:
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