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MediaSlayer
10-12-2005, 12:50 AM
there seems to be nothing on the forum about it (http://www.tonight.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=2904867).

or am i overlooking something?

tesco
10-12-2005, 12:58 AM
There is one now?
I never heard about it :unsure:

MediaSlayer
10-12-2005, 01:02 AM
i heard it on my local radio station days ago, and i thought to myself "by the time i get to the fucking library to use the computer, there will be a bizillion threads about it, and it will be old news"

tesco
10-12-2005, 01:04 AM
i heard it on my local radio station days ago, and i thought to myself "by the time i get to the fucking library to use the computer, there will be a bizillion threads about it, and it will be old news"You're gonna watch it in the library? :lol:

ziggyjuarez
10-12-2005, 01:05 AM
Repost

MediaSlayer
10-12-2005, 01:07 AM
heh, that would be a grievous mistake here, they monitor stuff like that heavily.

but seriously, nothing on irc yet??

the blackmailers must have gotten there share of tha' britney loot, i guess she's afraid.

maebach
10-12-2005, 01:26 AM
saw that on the news also. I thought it'd be here days ago.

MediaSlayer
10-12-2005, 01:30 AM
but no tape=another boring wank

edit:this (http://www.talkinbroadway.com/allthatchat/index.php) website might be of interest to those who want to follow the action, it's a website for hollywood insiders(who tend to find out about these things first)

{I}{K}{E}
10-12-2005, 08:22 AM
hoax

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 08:50 AM
there doesn't seem to be any torrents about, maybe it's a fiendish scheme to get mankers hopes up? :unsure:

manker
10-12-2005, 08:52 AM
there doesn't seem to be any torrents about, maybe it's a fiendish scheme to get mankers hopes up? :unsure:
:cry:

People can be so cruel.

manker
10-12-2005, 08:55 AM
How come I've got like a bajillion posts :unsure:

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 08:56 AM
:o me too!111

maybe they've added up all the ones that didn't count or something? :ermm:


edit: got some hawt stars too :naughty:

GepperRankins
10-12-2005, 09:02 AM
do i have stars?

GepperRankins
10-12-2005, 09:02 AM
no

GepperRankins
10-12-2005, 09:02 AM
damn

manker
10-12-2005, 09:03 AM
:o me too!111

maybe they've added up all the ones that didn't count or something? :ermm:


edit: got some hawt stars too :naughty:Yeah, that's it - but it's prolly temporary - they think that the people who post in the lounge don't rawk.

Fecking mods :dry:

Samurai
10-12-2005, 09:04 AM
The King Spam-A-Lots suddenly realise all their posts of simply... :naughty: have paid off. Congrats :01:

ziggyjuarez
10-12-2005, 09:05 AM
How come I've got like a bajillion posts :unsure:
you are a fucking spam whore? :schnauz:

Samurai
10-12-2005, 09:07 AM
Check out Dan B now :O

manker
10-12-2005, 09:11 AM
The King Spam-A-Lots suddenly realise all their posts of simply... :naughty: have paid off. Congrats :01:Just because you don't have much interesting to say, it doesn't make you a bad person.

Blythorama
10-12-2005, 09:11 AM
I gotta star!!! I didn't think lounge posts counted! Why does that make me weirdly happy....am I on the slippery slope to interweb geekdom? :blink:

Samurai
10-12-2005, 09:13 AM
The King Spam-A-Lots suddenly realise all their posts of simply... :naughty: have paid off. Congrats :01:Just because you don't have much interesting to say, it doesn't make you a bad person.

No, I generally think before I talk / post, rather than just post drivel. Doesn't make you a bad person though.

Barbarossa
10-12-2005, 09:13 AM
I gotta star!!! I didn't think lounge posts counted! Why does that make me weirdly happy....am I on the slippery slope to interweb geekdom? :blink:

I don't know, it doesn't sound as much fun as painting snails... :blink: :ermm:

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 09:16 AM
I gotta star!!! I didn't think lounge posts counted! Why does that make me weirdly happy....am I on the slippery slope to interweb geekdom? :blink:

I don't know, it doesn't sound as much fun as painting snails... :blink: :ermm:

with salt? :shifty:

manker
10-12-2005, 09:18 AM
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5610/snag02947ez.jpg

For posteriority.

Blythorama
10-12-2005, 09:19 AM
If you painted them will salt, there wouldnt be much left to paint..
."eeeeeeeeeeeooooarrrgghhhhelpmeeeeeeeee!"

manker
10-12-2005, 09:20 AM
Just because you don't have much interesting to say, it doesn't make you a bad person.

No, I generally think before I talk / post, rather than just post drivel. Doesn't make you a bad person though.
Yet you still post drivel.

Funny old world.

Samurai
10-12-2005, 09:22 AM
No, I generally think before I talk / post, rather than just post drivel. Doesn't make you a bad person though.
Yet you still post drivel.

Funny old world.


Ok in all honesty, are you trying to say you don't post spam?

manker
10-12-2005, 09:29 AM
Yet you still post drivel.

Funny old world.


Ok in all honesty, are you trying to say you don't post spam?What gave you the idea I was talking about me :blink:

However, were I to make such a statement - it would be false. On occasion, I've been known to post utter rubbish. Spam, if you will.

The other 14000 of my posts, however, have been pearls of wisdom - designed and intended for the purpose of facilitating others' understanding concerning matters of considerable import.

ziggyjuarez
10-12-2005, 09:30 AM
It is spam to talk about who post spam you spammers.

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 09:34 AM
you don't see many pictures of tinned spam these days, maybe they're not kewl anymore? :unsure:

Blythorama
10-12-2005, 09:36 AM
spam<corned beef

manker
10-12-2005, 09:44 AM
Mulder, Blythorama lives Oop North too - you're probably neighbours ftw :01:

Barbarossa
10-12-2005, 09:45 AM
I thought Mulders only neighbours were livestock?

manker
10-12-2005, 09:48 AM
I thought Mulders only neighbours were livestock?When you live all the way up there, the definition of neighbour changes to include anyone living within 613 furlongs of your coalshed.

Blythorama
10-12-2005, 09:53 AM
Is he that guy I see wandering around with a parrot on his sholder muttering and singing to himself whilst munching on lumps of coal? :blink:

Barbarossa
10-12-2005, 09:55 AM
They can still get hallucinogenics up there then?
. :huh:

manker
10-12-2005, 10:00 AM
Is he that guy I see wandering around with a parrot on his sholder muttering and singing to himself whilst munching on lumps of coal? :blink:That's on one of his good days :no:

If you ever see him doing that while naked - it means he likes you.

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5593/eyebrows0qd.gif http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5593/eyebrows0qd.gif

Blythorama
10-12-2005, 10:05 AM
ah. I thought he'd had his clothes stolen by the local tramps again...Will be more understanding to his naked overtures now. Thanks. :sick:

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 10:10 AM
:sadwalk:

ziggyjuarez
10-12-2005, 10:12 AM
i have read nothing of this thread but i know you made Mr. Mulder sad :nono:
Closed.

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 10:14 AM
i have read nothing of this thread but i know you made Mr. Mulder sad :nono:
Closed.

thnx robs, you can touch one of my sheep if you like, they're special sheep :sneaky:

Blythorama
10-12-2005, 10:16 AM
Sorry Mr Mulder. I'll buy you some sheep linament to make up for the slander... :naughty:

ziggyjuarez
10-12-2005, 10:16 AM
No thanks northerner.

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 10:16 AM
Sorry Mr Mulder. I'll buy you some sheep excrement to make up for the slander... :naughty:

yum :shifty:

Blythorama
10-12-2005, 10:20 AM
Sorry Mr Mulder. I'll buy you some sheep excrement to make up for the slander... :naughty:

yum :shifty:


I thought that came free with the sheep :blink:

Guillaume
10-12-2005, 10:20 AM
i have read nothing of this thread but i know you made Mr. Mulder sad :nono:
Closed.

thnx robs, you can touch one of my sheep if you like, they're special sheep :sneaky:
Do they play footie? :unsure:
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/8774/300shaunsheep5ye.jpg

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 10:22 AM
thnx robs, you can touch one of my sheep if you like, they're special sheep :sneaky:
Do they play footsie? :unsure:


kinky :naughty: im sure they would if you stood them upright :lookaroun

Barbarossa
10-12-2005, 10:26 AM
Do they play footsie? :unsure:


kinky :naughty: im sure they would if you buttfucked them :lookaroun

Since when did we all start editing other peoples quotes? :ermm: :huh:

Blythorama
10-12-2005, 10:27 AM
Since Mulder turned linament into excrement! Good trick!!!

ElvisLover
10-12-2005, 04:01 PM
How come I've got like a bajillion posts

I wonder how many I have then??


shit, wrong account :pinch:

DanB
10-12-2005, 04:04 PM
Thats better.

So has anyone found this tape yet?

SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 04:23 PM
My friend thinks this is the funniest thing ever. He calls her Bitchny Queers and wishes extreme harm upon her.

DanB
10-12-2005, 04:25 PM
bet he'd still shag her though

manker
10-12-2005, 04:58 PM
My friend thinks this is the funniest thing ever. He calls her Bitchny Queers and wishes extreme harm upon her.I know this probably isn't the best advice, given your recent history, but give him a slap from me the next time he dares to show his face in public :dry:

Edit :fist:

SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 05:19 PM
bet he'd still shag her though

Actually, I think he'd physically vomit at the thought of it.

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 05:22 PM
bet he'd still shag her though

Actually, I think he'd physically vomit at the thought of it.

he's lieing to you, he still would :ermm:

SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 05:27 PM
My friend thinks this is the funniest thing ever. He calls her Bitchny Queers and wishes extreme harm upon her.I know this probably isn't the best advice, given your recent history, but give him a slap from me the next time he dares to show his face in public :dry:

Edit :fist:

It's the talent-less, lip-syncing, racism thing that really gets at him.

manker
10-12-2005, 05:27 PM
Everyone would shag Britney, not eveyone would admit it, granted.

But they all would - even the women :lookaroun

Blythorama
10-12-2005, 05:29 PM
Fer sure.

manker
10-12-2005, 05:30 PM
I know this probably isn't the best advice, given your recent history, but give him a slap from me the next time he dares to show his face in public :dry:

Edit :fist:

It's the talent-less, lip-syncing, racism thing that really gets at him.You're not supposed to listen to what she says :ermm:

Just watch with the sound off - if you're able, get some 70s style muzak playing softly on the CD player ftw.

SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 05:30 PM
Actually, I think he'd physically vomit at the thought of it.

he's lieing to you, he still would :ermm:

I really don't think he's the type. Besides, he's said it now and the thought of being a hypocrite makes him sick, too.

(He's my friend, not my boyfriend; he had no reason to lie)

SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 05:32 PM
Everyone would shag Britney, not eveyone would admit it, granted.

But they all would - even the women :lookaroun

I can assure you manker, under no circumstance would I go near the bitch, let alone do anything sexual with her.

manker
10-12-2005, 05:38 PM
Everyone would shag Britney, tho' not everyone would admit it, granted.

But they all would - even the women :lookaroun

I can assure you manker, under no circumstance would I go near the bitch, let alone do anything sexual with her.I said women :P

You just wait. I'll be proved right and equilibrium will once more reign at FST.

enoughfakefiles
10-12-2005, 05:39 PM
I bet it's not as good as pamela anderson new video.

Pam's new video (http://www.rnid.org.uk/VirtualContent/83652/m448_daewoodvideorecorder.jpg)

SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 07:22 PM
I am a woman, manker.

manker
10-12-2005, 07:25 PM
I am a woman, manker.Not officially, not yet.

I know I was being pedantic. I was defending Britney's desirability, so it's understandable :cool2:

Mr. Mulder
10-12-2005, 07:28 PM
I bet it's not as good as pamela anderson new video.

Pam's new video (http://www.rnid.org.uk/VirtualContent/83652/m448_daewoodvideorecorder.jpg)

fake :pinch:

SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 07:30 PM
I am a woman, manker.Not officially, not yet.

I know I was being pedantic. I was defending Britney's desirability, so it's understandable :cool2:


I don't find talentless people desirable, that's why I love Dir en grey.

JPaul
10-12-2005, 07:50 PM
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5610/snag02947ez.jpg

For posteriority.
That's the account I forgot the password for, halcyon daze.

manker
10-12-2005, 07:52 PM
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5610/snag02947ez.jpg

For posteriority.
That's the account I forgot the password for, halcyon daze.Which one, there are loads of accounts listed on that screenshot.

JPaul
10-12-2005, 07:53 PM
That's the account I forgot the password for, halcyon daze.Which one, there are loads of accounts listed on that screenshot.
Agrajag

manker
10-12-2005, 07:56 PM
Which one, there are loads of accounts listed on that screenshot.
AgrajagI always thought Agrajag was Billy Dean :o

Agrajag
10-12-2005, 07:56 PM
Shut it Gaylord

manker
10-12-2005, 07:58 PM
Shut it GaylordG'Day.

SpatulaGeekGirl
10-12-2005, 07:59 PM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr JP Fugley
10-12-2005, 08:02 PM
Shut it GaylordG'Day.What about ye, spunky.