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Santa
10-14-2005, 05:17 PM
well sort of
enviromentally friendly though

site - http://www.inventist.com/products/aquaskipper.html

video - http://www.inventist.com/videos/aqua-video.wmv

http://www.inventist.com/images/aqua-logopicture.jpg

Gripper
10-14-2005, 06:30 PM
That look's like fun,I wanna play

Santa
10-14-2005, 07:42 PM
coming soon - fly in air device

Gemby!
10-14-2005, 07:48 PM
We Have Boats !!!>?!>?@!>@{!j# (pn!*#(( @+!

Tis Pointless !!!

Biggles
10-14-2005, 07:54 PM
We Have Boats !!!>?!>?@!>@{!j# (pn!*#(( @+!

Tis Pointless !!!

A fair point young Gemby.

Gemby!
10-14-2005, 07:58 PM
it took out my capitals and now the above post isnt as angry as i anticipated

Santa
10-14-2005, 08:01 PM
Boats are like floating bathtubs - lazy
the weird thing with this device is that the "ski's" are placed the wrong way yet it seems to slide
i need physics implant

Gripper
10-14-2005, 08:04 PM
Could pick this up and carry it home,bit hard with a boat

Gemby!
10-14-2005, 08:04 PM
Could pick this up and carry it home,bit hard with a boat

well whats the point in taking it home, you aint gonna use it there !:frusty:

Santa
10-14-2005, 08:05 PM
well whats the point in taking it home, you aint gonna use it there !:frusty:

thats what i was saying - bathtub dude

Gripper
10-14-2005, 08:10 PM
I have a large pond in the back garden :dry:

Gemby!
10-14-2005, 08:16 PM
lets be rational - your boat/jesus-skis wont fit in your bath tub :rolleyes:

enoughfakefiles
10-14-2005, 08:23 PM
lets be rational - your boat/jesus-skis wont fit in your bath tub :rolleyes:

Depends how big your bathtub is. :unsure:

bashnu
10-14-2005, 08:26 PM
it is never big enough

Gripper
10-14-2005, 08:30 PM
True ...true

bashnu
10-14-2005, 08:31 PM
size has feelings.

enoughfakefiles
10-14-2005, 08:31 PM
it is never big enough

Have you had this said to you recently. :O

bashnu
10-14-2005, 08:35 PM
Many things are said.

Gripper
10-14-2005, 08:39 PM
Some are even understood

bashnu
10-14-2005, 08:40 PM
I don't understand.

Gripper
10-14-2005, 08:44 PM
That is good...we are wise and will edumicate you

bashnu
10-14-2005, 08:49 PM
edulcorating a person, can cause gloss.

Dark Steno
10-14-2005, 09:40 PM
Walk on water? How about walk below water device?

Skiz
10-14-2005, 09:44 PM
Looks exhausting!

Dark Steno
10-14-2005, 09:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/maskawaih/sry.jpg

bashnu
10-14-2005, 10:38 PM
distraction is amusing

Gemby!
10-15-2005, 02:14 PM
walking on water is over rated :snooty:

Biggles
10-15-2005, 02:16 PM
walking on water is over rated :snooty:


..... and in your case, really old now. :ph34r:

Dark Steno
10-15-2005, 09:49 PM
walking on water is over rated :snooty:


..... and in your case, really old now. :ph34r:
ya rly.

Barbarossa
10-17-2005, 11:30 AM
It does look like fun.... for about 5 minutes.... and then it looks like hard work!!!



Why would you want to walk on water when there's so much land about? :unsure:

Dark Steno
10-17-2005, 11:39 AM
70% of our world is consists of water.

Barbarossa
10-17-2005, 11:43 AM
70% of our world is consists of water.

That still leaves 30% to walk on. :P

It's a BIG world!

Blythorama
10-17-2005, 11:47 AM
326 million trillion gallons of water on earth....and more as the ice caps melt. I'm getting me some of those walk-on-water thingummyjigs!

Barbarossa
10-17-2005, 11:50 AM
Gills.

Gills are what you need.


In fact, why doesn't anyone invent gills? It can't be that hard, loads of fish have got them...


Seriously, does anyone know if anyone is trying to invent gills? :huh:

enoughfakefiles
10-17-2005, 11:53 AM
Gills.

Gills are what you need.


In fact, why doesn't anyone invent gills? It can't be that hard, loads of fish have got them...


Seriously, does anyone know if anyone is trying to invent gills? :huh:

Please no more french. :dry:

Blythorama
10-17-2005, 11:55 AM
Gills, or a modified nose like an in-built snorkel.

Blythorama
10-17-2005, 11:59 AM
Gills.

Gills are what you need.


In fact, why doesn't anyone invent gills? It can't be that hard, loads of fish have got them...


Seriously, does anyone know if anyone is trying to invent gills? :huh:

"Okay, so how about just cutting out the middle man and going straight to the gills? This was an option that scientists in the '60s tried to chase down, but the results were still less than encouraging. Semi-permeable membranes had a lot of promise as the basis for an artificial gill, since they allow oxygen to pass through and not water, and they made for really cool laboratory demonstrates where you plunged a mouse in a box fitted with membranes into an aquarium and watch it stay alive-- alive, but cheesed off. " - :w00t: www.davidszondy.com

GepperRankins
10-17-2005, 12:34 PM
manker?

manker
10-17-2005, 12:35 PM
What?

GepperRankins
10-17-2005, 01:01 PM
well if you're gonna be like that... :snooty:

manker
10-17-2005, 01:19 PM
well if you're gonna be like that... :snooty:http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/816/dabs5sy.gif

Just wondered what you wanted - tho' looking at it now, it does seem abrupt. Jonno would say that I should have posted a smiley too but if people start listening to him, the world would be a frightening place.

So ... s'up, dude :naughty:

Blythorama
10-17-2005, 01:26 PM
I seem to have caused confusion and strife through answering the question "Does anyone know if anyone is trying to invent gills".

I apologise. :cry:

manker
10-17-2005, 01:30 PM
I seem to have caused confusion and strife through answering the question "Does anyone know if anyone is trying to invent gills".

I apologise. :cry: :D

I think that maybe Dave (Gepper) thinks that you're me. Altho' I can't be sure because he's always deliberately vague!

Blythorama
10-17-2005, 01:36 PM
I seem to have caused confusion and strife through answering the question "Does anyone know if anyone is trying to invent gills".

I apologise. :cry: :D

I think that maybe Dave (Gepper) thinks that you're me. Altho' I can't be sure because he's always deliberately vague!

I could be you I suppose...if you were female and lived in a lean-to in a shanty town! Although I'd never drive a Mondeo so maybe not. :P

manker
10-17-2005, 01:48 PM
:D

I think that maybe Dave (Gepper) thinks that you're me. Altho' I can't be sure because he's always deliberately vague!

I could be you I suppose...if you were female and lived in a lean-to in a shanty town! Although I'd never drive a Mondeo so maybe not. :P
Hehe, well that was a rod - I don't have a Mondeo.

I definitely have lesbian leanings and while I've never lived in a shanty town, I stayed overnight in Birmingham once (:fear:) - so maybe we could be one and the same.

Guillaume
10-17-2005, 01:55 PM
I seem to have caused confusion and strife through answering the question "Does anyone know if anyone is trying to invent gills".

I apologise. :cry: :D

I think that maybe Dave (Gepper) thinks that you're me. Altho' I can't be sure because he's always deliberately vague!
Not possible.

You'd never have the British flag in your profile. QED.

Blythorama
10-17-2005, 01:57 PM
I could be you I suppose...if you were female and lived in a lean-to in a shanty town! Although I'd never drive a Mondeo so maybe not. :P
Hehe, well that was a rod - I don't have a Mondeo.

I definitely have lesbian leanings and while I've never lived in a shanty town, I stayed overnight in Birmingham once (:fear:) - so maybe we could be one and the same.

Hmm. Its a possibility what with all the holes in the fabric of space and time, and I suppose the definition of shanty-town is subjective. One mans' shanty is another girls' shag-pad and all that.

I have a welsh male alter-ego. Fab!

And Gills.

GepperRankins
10-17-2005, 02:08 PM
sorry, it's just you're posting styles are so darn similar

Dark Steno
10-17-2005, 05:03 PM
So.. what device after this? Spacecycle? An astronout cycling in the space?

Gripper
10-17-2005, 06:44 PM
Someone's invented the Gills (http://www.gillinghamfootballclub.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Home/0,,10416,00.html)

Santa
10-18-2005, 03:12 PM
Thjey are working on a device which actually managesd to filter oxygen from water
hence enabling you to stay under much longer than the diving tanks system
sorry no link

Dark Steno
10-18-2005, 04:13 PM
Sounds fun.

Skiz
10-18-2005, 09:35 PM
Did anyone else look at some of the other products on that site? :lol:

Dark Steno
10-19-2005, 02:22 AM
Nope. Care to tell me? (Lazy to open that site again.)

ahctlucabbuS
10-19-2005, 02:42 AM
http://oyafestivalen.com/albums/Atmos/CRW_1311.sized.jpg

Gemby!
10-19-2005, 09:12 PM
looks like it might rain :blink:

Dark Steno
10-19-2005, 09:17 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/maskawaih/wannaride.jpg

Ride a bike on water.

Gemby!
10-19-2005, 09:24 PM
but i dont ride a bike very well - bad balance you see .....*must...shut...up*

ahctlucabbuS
10-20-2005, 03:39 PM
looks like it might rain :blink:

Oh, but it were raining. I got soaked. They (pictured above) played good though, so it was all worth it.... :D