Do mornings hate anyone else?

[Blythorama]

This morning I have, in this order, splattered toothpaste all over my work clothes, dropped a cup of coffee, stepped on one of those comedy paving stones which look solid but inject manky brown water up your leg when you step on them, rubbed tiger balm in my eye, and shut my fingers in the door.

Is the universe treating anyone else in this cruel manner, or is it just me?
:cry:

[Barbarossa]

Mornings tend to treat me with indifference. :snooty:

Sounds like you're a walking disaster area today though! :yikes:

[S!X]

Those problems arent worth whinning about.

[Blythorama]

Those problems arent worth whinning about.

I wasn't whining. I was questioning the intentions of the universe. :P

[S!X]

Those problems arent worth whinning about.

I wasn't whining. I was questioning the intentions of the universe. :P

In that case, carry on.

[DarthInsinuate]

Mornings are good to me, nights are nasty buggers

I probably could put a NiGHTS reference in there somewhere, but I've never played it

[Guillaume]

Do mornings hate anyone else?
Yes.

The rest of the day too. :cry:

[Spider_dude]

i tend to sleep through mornings

[ziggyjuarez]

Its just life letting you know it gots an eye on you jackass :schnauz: Now bow down to jesus.

[Blythorama]

Well, I've got my eye on LIFE too. So next time it inflicts such a series of events upon my person, I'll hex it and make sure that IT has a shitty morning. It'll get up and stand on water in the bathroom in its socks and then Mrs Life will shout at it for no reason at all.

I will never give in, I will never surrender.

[ahctlucabbuS]

Ouch.

Do what I do: ignore it, and welcome afternoon instead :01:

[DanB]

yes, my bus didn't turn up this morning so I spent 25 minutes sitting in the freezing fucking cold, and then it didn't turn up this evening either :angry:

[Blythorama]

yes, my bus didn't turn up this morning so I spent 25 minutes sitting in the freezing fucking cold, and then it didn't turn up this evening either :angry:

Yup. Its the whole day. Not just the morning. :angry:

[Dark Steno]

Every dog has his day.

[manker]

yes, my bus didn't turn up this morning so I spent 25 minutes sitting in the freezing fucking cold, and then it didn't turn up this evening either :angry:I take it you're in the process of rolling something to take the stress away from your day :lookaroun

I didn't really feel like posting here til now, owing to me getting up without feeling that tired and having a pretty good day, maybe it's cause I haven't drunk, bombed or smoked anything mind altering since Saturday ... .

[Proper Bo]

I generally only see about one hour of morning, and that's spent still half asleep so nothing particularly bad happens...ahh the joys of unemployment. I think I'll watch Balamory when I get up tomorrow.

[DanB]

I take it you're in the process of rolling something to take the stress away from your day

I wish, I haven't even got the money to go for a beer :frusty:

[manker]

I take it you're in the process of rolling something to take the stress away from your day

I wish, I haven't even got the money to go for a beer :frusty:Forgot you were skint.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/816/dabs5sy.gif

Well, I'm not out for the footie tonight either so another awesome evening of spamming SportsWorld awaits.

[Gripper]

Reminds me of a Stephen King story "The Malice of Inanimate Objects"
Had a fairly howdydoody day meself:)

[Blythorama]

Reminds me of a Stephen King story "The Malice of Inanimate Objects"
Had a fairly howdydoody day meself:)


Inanimate objects generally hate me. I hear them whispering at night. Plotting my downfall....

:blink:

[manker]

Had a fairly howdydoody day meself:)That sounds like something Sawyer from Lost would say.

I still can't decide whether he is funnier than Hurley :mellow:

[Gripper]

Hurleys my new roll model...he just has this irrational fear of certain numbers...dude

[manker]

Hurleys my new roll model...he just has this irrational fear of certain numbers...dudeDude!

I was, like, watching some Voyager last night, I'd watched this one episode a few times before but the asian astronaut guy was the actor who plays Jin (in Lost) he was speaking with an American accent - just like in last week's episode of Lost.

I was like 'whoa'.

[missie]

toasters and mornings are the work of the devil. :snooty:


oh, and processed cheese.

[manker]

toasters and mornings are the work of the devil. :snooty:


oh, and processed cheese.Sounds like you need a Toastabag :01:


Somehow, they make even processed cheese and stale bread (plus tomato sauce, of course) taste mighty fine.

[Guillaume]

Hurleys my new roll model...he just has this irrational fear of certain numbers...dudeDude!

I was, like, watching some Voyager last night, I'd watched this one episode a few times before but the asian astronaut guy was the actor who plays Jin (in Lost) he was speaking with an American accent - just like in last week's episode of Lost.

I was like 'whoa'.
Yep. Daniel Dae Kim has a long past of appearing in sci-fi shows.
And I hate Hurley as much as I hat mornings.

[missie]

I dont trust toasters.
They burn things when you turn your back on them.

Toastabags sound like a fire risk. :unsure:

[manker]

Dude!

I was, like, watching some Voyager last night, I'd watched this one episode a few times before but the asian astronaut guy was the actor who plays Jin (in Lost) he was speaking with an American accent - just like in last week's episode of Lost.

I was like 'whoa'.
Yep. Daniel Dae Kim has a long past of appearing in sci-fi shows.
And I hate Hurley as much as I hat mornings.Also, Badger from Firefly was in the next epsode as a liberated Borg lad's father.

Hurley is quality. Dude.

[manker]

I dont trust toasters.
They burn things when you turn your back on them.

Toastabags sound like a fire risk. :unsure:
It's cool, they're magic.

I made a thread about them when I discovered their hawtness.

Try 'em, missie :naughty:

[Guillaume]

Hurley is quality. Dude.
No. This character embodies all the clichés about fat blokes.
"Oh, look, I've seen hundreds of people die in a plane crash but it doesn't matter one bit, I'm jolly, let's play golf, dude"
"Oh, food. Wow. I better donate it all cause I just can't control myself around twinkies (or whatever the feck it was), dude."

[Gripper]

Oh ! and you are not...like the imbodiment of a cliched french man.. dude
Ribbet indeed :frusty:

[manker]

Hurley is quality. Dude.
No. This character embodies all the clichés about fat blokes.
"Oh, look, I've seen hundreds of people die in a plane crash but it doesn't matter one bit, I'm jolly, let's play golf."
"Oh, food. Wow. I better donate it all cause I just can't control myself around twinkies (or whatever the feck it was)."Yeah, it's American prime time :huh:

They also have a rock star who is a heroin addict, an all-round good guy hero doctor, an asian bloke not big on his wife's freedom, a blonde from the 'valley' who says whatever a lot.

But who cares, it rawks anyhow :01:

[Guillaume]

They also have a rock star who is a heroin addict, an all-round good guy hero doctor, an asian bloke not big on his wife's freedom, a blonde from the 'valley' who says whatever a lot.
I don't care about those since I'm not a blonde heroin-addicted korean rockstar who's also a doctor and says whatever a lot while beating his wife. :dry:

[manker]

They also have a rock star who is a heroin addict, an all-round good guy hero doctor, an asian bloke not big on his wife's freedom, a blonde from the 'valley' who says whatever a lot.
I don't care about those since I'm not a blonde heroin-addicted korean rockstar who's also a doctor and says whatever a lot while beating his wife. :dry::lol:

Well, let's look at it totally objectively (:rolleyes:).

Hurley is a bit on the big side but is a funny bloke who seems like he'd be a laugh at the pub.

Busyman is a fat bloke (on the Atkins diet, dontcha know) and you'd probably end up apologising to your mates for bringing him along.

Hurley > Busyman.

[missie]

Try 'em, missie :naughty:


Hell no.

and I just met Hurley in the garage buying a sausage roll.
he's not lost at all. :unsure:

[manker]

Do it or I'll post pics to tempt you :fist:

[Gripper]

Do it or I'll post pics to tempt you :fist:
What of illicit drugs,alcohol or your shiny "ashtray" :lol:

[missie]

Do it or I'll post pics to tempt you


Don't make me block you. :fist:
Toastabags are only for men who cant cook.


are you watching the football, btw? :whistles:

[manker]

Do it or I'll post pics to tempt you


Don't make me block you. :fist:
Toastabags are only for men who cant cook.


are you watching the football, btw? :whistles:Yeah, I've heard tales of your cullinary, ahem, skillz.

I'm watching Man Utd get treated very unfairly by the nasty referee, btw :(

[missie]

Yeah, I've heard tales of your cullinary, ahem, skillz.


:unsure: Hey, that toast wanted to feel the burn.

it's ok, i'm good friends with the firemen by now. :P :lookaroun

[manker]

Yeah, I've heard tales of your cullinary, ahem, skillz.


:unsure: Hey, that toast wanted to feel the burn.

it's ok, i'm good friends with the firemen by now. :P :lookaroun :lol:

Anyone would think that you conjure up reasons to get them to your place :shifty:

While watching that pitiful performance by Man U, I managed to eat 14 mini-bars of Kinder chocolate. I think my Mam bought them for the baby, but they're prolly bad for his teeth.

[missie]

Got any spare?
Someone ate my last wonka bar. :fist:




did you know the Grand Prix isn't just cars?
it's snooker too! :O :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

and old trafford isnt just football!

[DarthInsinuate]

hmm, I've had a craving for Curly Wurly all week, but haven't had the chance to go to the shops

[manker]

Got any spare?
Someone ate my last wonka bar. :fist:




did you know the Grand Prix isn't just cars?
it's snooker too! :O :unsure: :lol: :D

I've eaten all but two of the bars. You can have them as I'm feeling a bit sick.

Speaking of which, a little while ago I ate two of the white chocolate Wonka bars when I returned from the pub. I don't remember how they tasted, initially, but they made cider spew taste alrite, like.

[sArA]

Got any spare?
Someone ate my last wonka bar. :fist:




did you know the Grand Prix isn't just cars?
it's snooker too! :O :unsure: :lol: :D

I've eaten all but two of the bars. You can have them as I'm feeling a bit sick.

Speaking of which, a little while ago I ate two of the white chocolate Wonka bars when I returned from the pub. I don't remember how they tasted, initially, but they made cider spew taste alrite, like.

Charming :sick:


Criminal waste of good chocolate.

[Spider_dude]

sounds ace, i hate cider spew

[Gemby!]

hate is such a strong word ....

[Gripper]

Gem if now is your morning are you really an Aussie or are you just lazy:)

[Gemby!]

i didnt read anything besides the topic title, was i only meant to post in the morning ??

ps. i dont think im aussie, unless my parents aint telling me something ....

[Blythorama]

Post whenever. Mornings are foul at whatever time of the day. Either you are experiencing the morning in all its hideousness, or there is another morning looming, casting a shadow of fear and dread over all. The only time you are safe is at precisely 12 noon.

[Mr. Mulder]

car booty is on the telly, which can only mean it's morningish :01:

[Blythorama]

I'm safe! (its 1200 on MY clock!)
:edit. now I'm not.

[missie]

I got stuck in the huge industrial bin again this morn.
It's a bloody health risk, I tells ya. :fist:

[Guillaume]

Told you it wasn't the place to get rid of your assistant's corpse. :shifty:

[missie]

I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for my lack of height and me workmates laughing and pointing.
Got a good crack on me head on the way out too. :pinch:


Damn Gemby's compulsion to constantly smite me. :fist:

[Proper Bo]

I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for my lack of height and me workmates laughing and pointing.
Got a good crack on me head on the way out too. :pinch:


Damn Gemby's compulsion to constantly smite me. :fist:

Just generally not a morning person then?



:naughty:

[missie]

Don't even breath in my circle of terror before 11am.
I take stampy tantrums, dontcha know. :fist:


I've been drugged, fed and deserted.
Fecking Meals on Wheels isn't what it used to be. :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

Don't even breath in my circle of terror before 11am.
I take stampy tantrums, dontcha know. :fist:


I've been drugged, fed and deserted.
Fecking Meals on Wheels isn't what it used to be. :unsure:

Some kind of euphamism?:blink:

[missie]

It'd be a really bad one. :blink:
Even by your standards.

[Proper Bo]

My standards for most things are very low

[missie]

I know.
I've tried your tea and your nacho's. :sick:

[Proper Bo]

well there would have been bread had someone not bought a fly infested loaf

[missie]

Didn't want to insult the looocal people by getting the Hovis.

You ate it anyway, tramp. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

no i didn't, gypo

[missie]

Yesh you did, scotbag.
You even put pig between it. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

no, i didnt, the pig was served on its own, scotbag

[missie]

I know, but I've never been a big eater

[Biggles]

Yesh you did, scotbag.
You even put pig between it. :snooty:


"scotbag?"

Explain Missie :dry:

[Proper Bo]

she's a fool, means to say scrotbag, which I've explained to the daft mare doesnt make sense anyway!

[Guillaume]

"scotbag?"
http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/1969/bagpipe3ea.jpg :unsure:

[Biggles]

"scotbag?"
http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/1969/bagpipe3ea.jpg :unsure:

They are indeed Scotbags - but they are lovesome and sweet :blushing:


I suspect Bo might have a more plausible explanation.

[Proper Bo]

she means scrotal sac, but is confused by the fact that scrot MEANS bag in effect, so she's saying bagbag, scotbag was a typo

[missie]

I knows what I mean, scotbag. :fist:

[Biggles]

I knows what I mean, scotbag. :fist:

:huh: :dry:

The bagpipes shall have their revenge

(probably first thing in the morning too :shifty: )

[missie]

The bagpipes shall have their revenge
(probably first thing in the morning too :shifty: )


What kinda tattooist's do you have in Scrotland? :blink:

[Biggles]

The bagpipes shall have their revenge
(probably first thing in the morning too :shifty: )


What kinda tattooist's do you have in Scrotland? :blink:

I think they are mainly like Gordon Ramsey

:ph34r:

[Gripper]

The bagpipes shall have their revenge
(probably first thing in the morning too :shifty: )


What kinda tattooist's do you have in Scrotland? :blink:
Military ones in Edinburugh

[Proper Bo]

What kinda tattooist's do you have in Scrotland? :blink:
Military ones in Edinburugh

Your coat, sir.