'elp

[missie]

Arggg….I needs a new job before I go mental.
T’was thinking maybe I could try these out;

Professional hulahooper
Tap dancing busker
Umbrella jousting
Swash buckling bearded pirate
Grape smuggler
Cherry picker
Fluff inspector
One man band
Full time junkie :lookaroun


Any bright idea's welcomed. :ermm:

[Guillaume]

Zoo keeper. :01:

Or professional apostrophe misplacer. :dry:

[missie]

I could be a ship farmer. :flex:

[Santa]

Flea Trainer
Wall Watcher
Money Spender (P.Hilton)
Finger Print Polisher

[Mr. Mulder]

rump ranger
http://www.desertpride.com/catalog/images/bt30.jpg

[Guillaume]

I could be a ship farmer. :flex:
They're not all like Shaun, you know.
Some of them are vicious bastards. :fist:

edit: I'm bored. Ajnd when I'm bored, my imagination runs amok.
Just picture was the poor beasties would go through. :dry:
http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/336/poorshauny1wk.jpg

[Blythorama]

I need someone to pick all the lint balls off my winter jumpers. Reminton fuzzaway will be supplied.

[missie]

Fluff picker?
I likes the sound of that.

Just in from the market....they are putting up xmas decorations already. :blink:

Maybe I could apply to be this years Santa Claus.
Could get my own hut, and small people to make me shoes n stuff.

[zapjb]

Beach Watcher

[Proper Bo]

Village Idiot?

[DarthInsinuate]

Paramedic sounds like a fun job. You get to choose who gets to live or die, and I hear the pay's quite good. Also Nic Cage was a paramedic in that movie, anything Nic Cage plays in movies are good jobs.

[Proper Bo]

What are you on about? He was a car thief!

[Santa]

Beach Watcher
and as promotion option
Wave Watcher

[missie]

They're not all like Shaun, you know.
Some of them are vicious bastards. :fist:

Well some of us hags have the respect of the feegles. :snooty:




http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/336/poorshauny1wk.jpg
:P