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GepperRankins
10-21-2005, 10:53 PM
the cat shit in the corner so i put disinfectant on it. then while i was talking to my mum the dog snuck in and ate the cat shit/disinfectant..... fuck
Virtualbody1234
10-21-2005, 11:00 PM
That's how you make us sick. :sick:
manker
10-21-2005, 11:00 PM
Letting him eat cat shit and disinfectant should make a dog sick - so you've made a good start on the canine-vomit project.




Seriously tho ... no idea :unsure:
GepperRankins
10-21-2005, 11:05 PM
i tried to take her down the garden to eat grass but she wouldn't leave the house. my mam told me to give her milk to neutralise to disinfectant, so she's had nearly a pint :01:
Spider_dude
10-21-2005, 11:55 PM
hydrogen peroxide. get it from your mums bleach bottle she uses to dye her hair, cos i bet she is a blond slapper.
Skiz
10-22-2005, 12:09 AM
Heimlich maneuver? :lookaroun
Spider_dude
10-22-2005, 12:15 AM
its only sheep he hemmlicks
manker
10-22-2005, 12:26 AM
hydrogen peroxide. get it from your mums bleach bottle she uses to dye her hair, cos i bet she is a blond slapper.You're just healous 'cos your mum is also your sister :lookaroun
S!X
10-22-2005, 01:30 AM
the cat shit in the corner so i put disinfectant on it. then while i was talking to my mum the dog snuck in and ate the cat shit/disinfectant..... fuck

LOL.
peat moss
10-22-2005, 01:35 AM
hydrogen peroxide. get it from your mums bleach bottle she uses to dye her hair, cos i bet she is a blond slapper.You're just healous 'cos your mum is also your sister :lookaroun



His dads his uncle ? ............. Yikes duelling banjos :happy:
S!X
10-22-2005, 01:37 AM
My friend said "Thats owned"
peat moss
10-22-2005, 01:49 AM
its only sheep he hemmlicks



Ah shit was waiting for an opportunity to use this joke but what the heck .


A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend, lying in bed, replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, dick head."

The man responds:
" I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you." ." :blushing:



Hey just dawned om me can't you stick a finger down their throat ? Works for me .
GepperRankins
10-22-2005, 10:34 AM
she's alive :01:
ziggyjuarez
10-22-2005, 10:48 AM
My friend said "Thats owned"
My friend said "thats retarded" :01:
S!X
10-22-2005, 10:49 AM
My friend said "Thats owned"
My friend said "thats retarded" :01:

O Rly?

Robs.
ziggyjuarez
10-22-2005, 11:01 AM
Jah mon.
S!X
10-22-2005, 11:24 AM
Jah mon.

Cool

Robs.