Beat DarthInsinuite for Cash!

[manker]

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Never before has such a tense and exciting post-count situation hit FST, with so many on the cusp of greenish star greatness.

If any of the above, or indeed someone else, can beat Doris to 5000 posts, I'll send ten English pounds via paypal. That's right, I know it seems like it's beyond your wildest dreams but it's real :o

Just imagine what you could do with all that money. Twenty five packets of Walkers Flaming Hot Monster Munch or eight cans of Stella or two packs of Lambert and Butler cigarettes or - for the geographically disadvantaged - a terraced house in Newcastle.

[Guillaume]

Feck off.

I know that using your devilish banking ways we'd end up owing you money. :dry:

[Barbarossa]

Oh. I though there was going to be some physical violence.

How disappointing! :(

[DarthInsinuate]

do I win anything if I beat Doris?

and I could take you anyday Barbara :snooty:

[Spider_dude]

hi, i'm game

[Spider_dude]

all i need is 300 posts and work starts in like an hour

[DarthInsinuate]

some one warn me when I'm at 4,999 so I can stop posting

[Spider_dude]

stop posting

[S!X]

Feck off.


OWNED.:ph34r:

[Santa]

sits back to enjoy the show:smoke:

manker=spamsponsor:lol:

[Spider_dude]

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[manker]

some one warn me when I'm at 4,999 so I can stop postingHoi! That's against the rules :dry:

The startlingly huge cash boot-ay has just gone down to - a still gargantuan - £9.98.

[GepperRankins]

i'm

[GepperRankins]

not

[GepperRankins]

interested

[Gripper]

I am :) Spamfest

[Gripper]

Only1998 to go

[Gripper]

1997

[Gripper]

1996

[Gripper]

1995 was that really 10 years ago?

[Gripper]

Can't we just beat him for fun:)

[GepperRankins]

395 to go

[GepperRankins]

not that i care

[Peerzy]

I win :01:

[manker]

Gripper's sig alludes to Firefly :w00t:

£10.05.

[Gripper]

Serenity actually tsk tsk

[manker]

Serenity actually tsk tsk:dry:

Yes, I know - I went to the pictures to watch it and I've seen the TC about 4 times since.

£9.97.

[Gripper]

:dry:

Yes, I know - I went to the pictures to watch it and I've seen the TC about 4 times since.

£9.97.
Pah flash accountants with jobs can afford to go to the piccy's,bet you bought popcorn and a feckin huge drink and then went to the pub and had a chinese on the way home/me not feckin jealous,/me loves being poor

[GepperRankins]

:ermm:

[Proper Bo]

Just imagine what you could do with all that money. Twenty five packets of Walkers Flaming Hot Monster Munch or eight cans of Stella or two packs of Lambert and Butler cigarettes or - for the geographically disadvantaged - a terraced house in Newcastle.

I'll have you know that due to the pons-ification of newcastle, with the art galleries, coffee shops and general gheyness, a house in the city itself would costs millions:angry:

im rawkin the 4 bedroom victorian terraced bought for £17 000 back in the day:01:

[manker]

Pah flash accountants with jobs can afford to go to the piccy's,bet you bought popcorn and a feckin huge drink and then went to the pub and had a chinese on the way home/me not feckin jealous,/me loves being poor:unsure:

I went with teh missus, in her car, I had to deceive her into going, I paid and we didn't have popcorn but we did share some Malteasers. Then we went home and probably had sex, which was almost certainly free (but not really, all things come at a cost with teh ladies) :unsure:

[manker]

Just imagine what you could do with all that money. Twenty five packets of Walkers Flaming Hot Monster Munch or eight cans of Stella or two packs of Lambert and Butler cigarettes or - for the geographically disadvantaged - a terraced house in Newcastle.I'll have you know that due to the pons-ification of newcastle, with the art galleries, coffee shops and general gheyness, a house in the city itself would costs millions:angry:

im rawkin the 4 bedroom victorian terraced bought for £17 000 back in the day:01:http://www.fish4fun.com/images/settingdrag1.jpg

:D :D :D

[Proper Bo]

What's that?

[Gripper]

Roflmao

[Proper Bo]

damn

[manker]

:01:

[Santa]

Don't people post for free anymore?

sick sick greedy world :zenbuddhist:

[Santa]

Don't people post for free anymore?

sick sick greedy world :zenbuddhist:

[Santa]

woa mega board glitch...

[Virtualbody1234]

Glitch?

[GepperRankins]

i just thought, what's a cheap imitation of cheap?

[DorisInsinuate]

Hoi! That's against the rules :dry:

The startlingly huge cash boot-ay has just gone down to - a still gargantuan - £9.98.
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[manker]

You don't get 'owt, Doris.

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But you could still save me a tenner :01:

[Guillaume]

So, errr, what are the scores?

:shifty:

[Spider_dude]

i'm winning

[manker]

i'm winning
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[manker]

Btw, if spd wins he'll only get a fiver 'cos in Edinboro £5 = weeks wages.

[Guillaume]

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Quoted for RTJ's little brother's sake. :shifty:

[manker]

Dave won.

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So, I pay for stuff off EBay via Paypal, I have a username and password for Paypal. How do I pay Dave a tenner?

Seriousement, no rod, I've never done this before. It's usually people paying me for cyber services rendered.

[Guillaume]

Ask Rossco, he's the one who started it all, he'll know how to do that.

[manker]

It's a good plan but thinking about it, I do/did have Dave's address 'cos I sent him some educational mp3s.

Might just send it instead. When I come back from the all dayer that I'm going on in a couple of hours, I'll have a veritable pocketful of change - he can have that :D

[DorisInsinuate]

I would do a bank transfer

Bank Transfer > Paypal

[Guillaume]

Might just send it instead.
Never let these evil people called postmen near cash. :ph34r:

[manker]

My parents brought me the wrong ciggies back from Egypt (Marlboro lights instead of Marlboro reds :fist:). Maybe instead of sending cash, he'd accept my unwanted fags.

:unsure:

[Gemby!]

I didnt know i was in this game :( dam my lack of checking this thread due to my o so kind nature :cry:

[manker]

I didnt know i was in this game :( dam my lack of checking this thread due to my o so kind nature :cry:You get more than enough off me, anyway :ph34r:

[Gemby!]

:naughty:

[manker]

Final positions:

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Feck, Dave did some spamming last night.

[GepperRankins]

send me a parcel of two pences that will cost more to post than it's worth :01:

[Snee]

We get green stars now?

Maybe I should take them off adblock.

EDit: so that's what that colour it is :colourblind:

[Guillaume]

They're fecking ugly anyway.

[manker]

Yes - I treat those without green stars with the utmost distain :snooty:

[Snee]

/back on adblock.

[Spider_dude]

is it ok to beat darth with a big pink dildo over the head?

[GepperRankins]

i'd say blue :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

is it ok to beat darth with a big pink dildo over the head?

I think you can wear whatever you like when you beat darth... :blink:

[DorisInsinuate]

Anything leather, preferably, or Dir En Grey-esque if you must

[Spider_dude]

/slaps with xbox

[Santa]

I haven't read the whole thread, could someone please enlighten these following questions?
1.who won?
2.was it a close race or banal?
3.what was the final prize?
4.did mankurian pay as promised?
5.what did the winner do with the grand prize?

[manker]

I haven't read the whole thread, could someone please enlighten these following questions?
1.who won?
2.was it a close race or banal?
3.what was the final prize?
4.did mankurian pay as promised?
5.what did the winner do with the grand prize?Dave won, I thought spd was going to spam it, but Dave forged ahead with a late burst, the final prize was a massive ten English pounds, I haven't sent it yet owing to me not having Dave's address anymore - but that will be sorted later.

Dave is going to spend the money on a guitar so he can score with hawt chicks.

[GepperRankins]

i am?

i was gonna try impressing them with my car on need for speed underground 2

:unsure:

[manker]

I listened to that Arctic Monkeys song, it's shit - you could do better and get a hawter chick.

Get a guitar ftw :01:

[GepperRankins]

i thought it was ok. it's pretty cool to know the number1 seller in the UK by one degree of seperation. through the same person i know george bush through2 degrees :01:


ps, i think they're rly very local so i can't bitch cos they'll beat me up :pinch:

[manker]

Didn't realise they were from where you are - I dislike chart music by default so I was listening with a scowl, perhaps it's good to normal people :01:

[GepperRankins]

they sound like they're from ponty or something, and they mention wakefield on their website :unsure:

[Santa]

I haven't read the whole thread, could someone please enlighten these following questions?
1.who won?
2.was it a close race or banal?
3.what was the final prize?
4.did mankurian pay as promised?
5.what did the winner do with the grand prize?Dave won, I thought spd was going to spam it, but Dave forged ahead with a late burst, the final prize was a massive ten English pounds, I haven't sent it yet owing to me not having Dave's address anymore - but that will be sorted later.

Dave is going to spend the money on a guitar so he can score with hawt chicks.

Thanx for precise journalistic summary of the event.
Sounds like you revived the spam soul of the l:cool: unge, i had my hopes for Spdood, but lukily i bet 50$ on Dave with IKE :01: so i too will score hawt chiks soon (as he pays up). Pity i missed Dave's late burst although..:sick:
Dave is buddies with HellsAngels international so i advize you pay soon, whatever your excuse.

[GepperRankins]

you can still view it in the $20 thread. it was epic :01: