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Blythorama
10-24-2005, 10:39 AM
The North is warmer.
The North is not as wet.
The North is not as windy.
The North is cheaper.

I am in the south, and its wet and windy and cold and expensive. Are there any advantages to living down here?
Mr. Mulder
10-24-2005, 10:42 AM
used to live in the south and it pwns the north really really harderely!1111

now living in the middlands where it's meh :ermm:
Spider_dude
10-24-2005, 10:42 AM
na all of england sucks
4play
10-24-2005, 10:52 AM
what are these lies of a north. every londoner knows the world ends north of watford
Blythorama
10-24-2005, 10:55 AM
Watford gap service station apparently. I've lived in London and it wasn't bad. Its just that today I am REALLY south and the weather stinks and I'm not allowed to go home for a few days.

And I'm closer to France.
Spider_dude
10-24-2005, 10:56 AM
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Barbarossa
10-24-2005, 10:57 AM
The North is warmer.
The North is not as wet.
The North is not as windy.
The North is cheaper.

I am in the south, and its wet and windy and cold and expensive. Are there any advantages to living down here?

I live in the south. The south is normally warmer, sunnier and more clement. I admit, today is a bit of a pisser! :(

It's more expensive down here, but you get a better quality neighbour around here, and rather than give out asbo's for stabbings and muggings, they only give out asbo's for littering, or not keeping off teh grass.

I think there's also less illness down here. Everyone lives longer and is fitter and healthier. We all have nice cars, go on nice sophisticated foreign holidays. Everyone is proud of their gardens, and sport is politely applauded hip hip hoorah. Rough games are not allowed in the schools, or the streets.

There's alot to be said for living in the south. ;)
Barbarossa
10-24-2005, 10:58 AM
And I'm closer to France.

Yes, but the smell doesn't carry because I checked that before I moved here... ;)
manker
10-24-2005, 11:32 AM
na all of england sucksGood point, well presented.

The cash boot-ay for beating Doris has just risen to a mammoth £10.03.
GepperRankins
10-24-2005, 11:34 AM
tis pissing it down in the middle :(
Mr. Mulder
10-24-2005, 11:38 AM
just had to close teh window, twas making the floor wet :fist:
Gripper
10-24-2005, 11:39 AM
Middling piddling
Proper Bo
10-24-2005, 12:01 PM
teh north rawks thankyou very much.
And it's alwys what you southern pansies woud call "cold" here. I don't even OWN a coat i'm so northern.
manker
10-24-2005, 12:06 PM
teh north rawks thankyou very much.
And it's alwys what you southern pansies woud call "cold" here. I don't even OWN a coat i'm so poor.
:cry:
Proper Bo
10-24-2005, 12:08 PM
:cry:

cawk, I don't have a coat due to the needing of one:01:
GepperRankins
10-24-2005, 12:09 PM
bo needs a cawk :blink:
Gripper
10-24-2005, 12:12 PM
Go to scope they have some nice cheap cawks coats
manker
10-24-2005, 12:13 PM
bo needs a cawk :blink:
:lol: :lol:
Blythorama
10-24-2005, 12:28 PM
bo needs a cawk :blink:

I know how he feels....


I need a coat too.
Gemby!
10-24-2005, 12:32 PM
roddage occured somewhere here... but im finding trouble pin-pointing where exactly :blink: