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DarthInsinuate
10-25-2005, 09:11 PM
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

A: If they flew over bays they would be bagels.

That's great :lol:
Gripper
10-25-2005, 09:14 PM
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Caroline
10-25-2005, 09:14 PM
whats a nut on a pea?






peanuts









whats a nut on wall?

















walnuts
























whats nuts on a chest?





















chestnuts


















whts nuts on chin?




























blowjob






















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maebach
10-25-2005, 09:54 PM
whats a nut on a pea?






peanuts









whats a nut on wall?

















walnuts
























whats nuts on a chest?





















chestnuts


















whts nuts on chin?




























blowjob






















.


:lol: :lol: I actually thought they'd be chinnuts :blushing:
Lilmiss
10-25-2005, 09:58 PM
what's the advert with the moonwalking penguin?
i likes that. :happy:
Gemby!
10-26-2005, 03:32 PM
i like teh nut jokes.

but this thread is misleading - i demand penguins !! :fist:
Virtualbody1234
10-26-2005, 03:39 PM
http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/4636/1140cpenguinsign11mn.jpg
Barbarossa
10-26-2005, 03:41 PM
http://british-accents.com/products/p-biscuits/penguin.jpg
Gemby!
10-26-2005, 03:48 PM
thats better :)
Gripper
10-26-2005, 06:19 PM
Drunk walking along the road with a penguin,a copper spots him and tells him to take the penguin to the zoo.
"ok offisher" says the drunk,and off he toddles.
The next day the copper spots him with the penguin again,he says "I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo"
"I did" says the drunk "today I'm taking him to the picshurs"
enoughfakefiles
10-26-2005, 07:34 PM
http://british-accents.com/products/p-biscuits/penguin.jpg

Do you know why polar bears don't eat penguins.

Because they can't get the wrappers off.:unsure: