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DarthInsinuate
10-27-2005, 10:12 AM
The doctor asked me to bring in a urine sample, that's just a little bit gross. How am I supposed to pee in a test tube, my aim tends to be a bit off.
Guillaume
10-27-2005, 10:18 AM
Drugs screening again, you pothead? :dry:
DarthInsinuate
10-27-2005, 10:21 AM
There's a joke somewhere here involving sugar, drugs, and the doc mentioning diabetes. Can't think of it right now, about to reach 4,999 posts :01: FTW0rz!!!
Guillaume
10-27-2005, 10:23 AM
Isn't that when you're supposed to go away forever, yogi-style? :unsure:

edit: oh, no. That's when manker owes you 20 quids. :01:
manker
10-27-2005, 10:32 AM
Urine is sterile anyway - just ask JP and gemby.

Btw, rod off, Gurahl :01:
Guillaume
10-27-2005, 10:36 AM
Btw, rod off, Gurahl :01:
Easy there, fella. I'm still a recovering rodsman. :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v691/Guillaume67/recoveringrodsman.gif
manker
10-27-2005, 10:40 AM
Easy there, fella. I'm still a recovering rodsman. :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v691/Guillaume67/recoveringrodsman.gif
:lol: :lol:

You're the John Locke of interweb fisherfolk.
Barbarossa
10-27-2005, 10:42 AM
rod/cawk splicing is all the rage in France... :mellow:
Gemby!
10-27-2005, 01:07 PM
Ewww, Urine Sample

i see you took my advice :naughty:
Gripper
10-27-2005, 01:10 PM
Pregnancy test???? These doctors just take the piss!!
DorisInsinuate
10-27-2005, 01:28 PM
Hmm, I think I'll see how many bowls of Sugar Puffs© I can get through before I pee around and hopefully in the test tube.
Gemby!
10-27-2005, 01:32 PM
aww your having a test tube sugar puff baby :happy:
Proper Bo
10-27-2005, 02:53 PM
have we ever worked out why your piss smells of sugar puffs after eating them?
Proper Bo
10-27-2005, 03:16 PM
The doctor asked me to bring in a urine sample, that's just a little bit gross. How am I supposed to pee in a test tube, my aim tends to be a bit off.

Beckham penalty n.
http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/images/1pix.gif
A piss which combines high speed and inaccuracy, hitting everywhere except its intended target.
Gemby!
10-27-2005, 03:36 PM
have we ever worked out why your piss smells of sugar puffs after eating them?

maybe its cos the 'honey' isnt actually honey.....:blink:
Barbarossa
10-27-2005, 03:40 PM
But Urine-Monster isn't so cuddly. :cry:
Gemby!
10-27-2005, 03:49 PM
he isnt cuddly !! he sounds scary :cry:
twisterX
10-27-2005, 06:16 PM
im wondering what they actually do with it.
DorisInsinuate
10-27-2005, 08:01 PM
drink it, according to gemby
Gripper
10-27-2005, 08:05 PM
Just been watching science abuse and apparately extra strong mints,asparagus and sugar puffs make your wee wee smell,and if you eat a jar of beetroot it'll come out pinkish loike.
DorisInsinuate
10-27-2005, 08:20 PM
I find Stagg chilli also makes my wee smell :happy:
Gripper
10-27-2005, 08:22 PM
Thats not bad for tinned stuff,their vegetable chilli's noice as well, in baked potatoes