Chavs, like.

[Peerzy]

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/chavopoly-big.gif

:lol:

[crysmileyguy!]

wtf is a giro?

http://www.eden.org.mx/NewFoto/GIRO%20180Bg.jpg

is that one? :unsure:

[Peerzy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giro

Chav support payments i think :unsure:

They give you £20 a week cause they feel sorry for you.

[S!X]

Peerzy, are or were you ever a chav?

[Proper Bo]

charver v.
UK Be-track-suited twocker; borstal boy

[GepperRankins]

£44 a week, i've heard

[Proper Bo]

manker'd surely know, speaking of which, where is that leek-muncher?

[GepperRankins]

and where's my ziggy :(

[Peerzy]

Peerzy, are or were you ever a chav?

nah bruv but trusts, but like call me dat again nd i'll batter u, bruv.


I think im a closet-chav:lookaroun

[S!X]

nah bruv but trusts, but like call me dat again nd i'll batter u, bruv.


I think im a closet-chav:lookaroun

Come again?:blink:

[Peerzy]

Hench ammounts of sicko safe beatage about to go down on you.

[Mr. Mulder]

£44.50 a week, i've heard
:01:

[manker]

Hench:blink:
and where's my ziggy :(:blink: :ermm:

[Peerzy]

:blink::blink: :ermm:


Get with the times Manker:pinch:

Like i said, im going to give him bare ammounts of hench sicko safe beatage causing a rather harsh battering.

[manker]

I'm still :bawa:

[Peerzy]

I'm still :bawa:

Where's your bad spelling and total lack of Intelligence then, Bawa? Your not my beloved Bawa :snooty:

[manker]

You're :rolleyes:

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/2039/bawa3gn.gif

[sArA]

I am still confused as to what makes someone chav like....

My daughter is now trying to pick out her brother's clothes so he doesn't look like a chav, but I don't get the distinction between chav stuff and comfy stuff....btw I do not wear track suits so I don't think I am a chav...but I really am not sure..... :unsure:

[Peerzy]

You're :rolleyes:

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/2039/bawa3gn.gif


At the expensive of looking rather silly im going to claim this was all a very clever rod:01:

[Barbarossa]

I am still confused as to what makes someone chav like....

My daughter is now trying to pick out her brother's clothes so he doesn't look like a chav, but I don't get the distinction between chav stuff and comfy stuff....btw I do not wear track suits so I don't think I am a chav...but I really am not sure..... :unsure:

I don't think it's so much what people wear, but how they wear it... :unsure:

[Peerzy]

I am still confused as to what makes someone chav like....

My daughter is now trying to pick out her brother's clothes so he doesn't look like a chav, but I don't get the distinction between chav stuff and comfy stuff....btw I do not wear track suits so I don't think I am a chav...but I really am not sure..... :unsure:


It's not just the clothes, it's the attitude. Look out for white-trash talk such as yeeaah whoteva lik didnt say nufin bout youuu thats wot Chantelle sed bout you. and the repeated threats to proper batter you when they clearly couldn't batter a fish if it was all packaged up and ready battered.

Fake and cheap gold rings/giant hoop earings also point out the mark of a chav. I wear tracksuit bottems sometimes but i don't sport a shyte burbury baseball cap or some pink Nickleson shirt.

[sArA]

So my son wearing trackies occasionally doesn't make him a chav? Phew...cos he was getting a bit worried, you know how it is when you are 9. :rolleyes:

[Peerzy]

Unless he asks to a pocket knife you should be fine.

[manker]

Unless he asks to a pocket knife you should be fine.Yeah, 'cos then he'd be a mentalist.

[sArA]

Well, he is mental...although I am unsure whether he is a fully fledged mentalist due to his youth.....pocket knife? Nah....sweetie wrappers, bits of string and strange pieces of grit are the main consituents of his pockets.

[manker]

One wonders what a piece of grit has to do to qualify as strange :lookaroun

[sArA]

well, mainly because it is also sticky and covered in fluff.

[Barbarossa]

Sometimes, I get scared that it's only me who understands manker's wit :fear:

[manker]

well, mainly because it is also sticky and covered in fluff.Yeah, that would do it for me as well.

[Barbarossa]

But not always :huh:

[manker]

Sometimes, I get scared that it's only me who understands manker's wit :fear:I need to use more smilies, you think.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/816/dabs5sy.gif

[sArA]

No...no...you see....what you should have said, was ......'I am the only one who understands that manker is a twit'........

[Barbarossa]

No...no...you see....what you should have said, was ......'I am the only one who understands that manker is a twit'........

I think everyone has that understanding... :dry:

[sArA]

I need to use more smilies, you think.

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/816/dabs5sy.gif

Do you think that extra smilie use will help to get your use of irony across more coherently? Or is it that there are soooo many to choose from that you feel that it is a shame not to use them?

[manker]

No...no...you see....what you should have said, was ......'I am the only one who understands that manker is a twit'........That would mean that everyone else thinks I'm not a twit - including you.

Cheers for t'compliment but I already suspected as much :D

[sArA]

Awwww feel teh lurve........

[manker]

Do you think that extra smilie use will help to get your use of irony across more coherently? Or is it that there are soooo many to choose from that you feel that it is a shame not to use them?If I knew that, I wouldn't be asking Barbie, now would I.

[sArA]

Wot?

[Barbarossa]

If I knew that, I wouldn't be asking Barbie, now would I.

I have to say, that I didn't really understand Sara's question :blink: but I don't think you should, because at the moment it makes me feel more special... :rolleyes:

[manker]

Wot:huh:

[sArA]

Wot meaning.....what question should he ask you Barbie....and of course, as he forgot to add the question mark....we can merely speculate as to WOT he was on about.

[Barbarossa]

I understood "wot", but I didn't understand the question before that.

This would have been clear had the nested quotes hack been working... :(

[manker]

I have to say, that I didn't really understand Sara's question :blink: but I don't think you should, because at the moment it makes me feel more special... :rolleyes:Her fingers were moving too fast for her brain to keep up. However, I didn't hold that against her and I didn't make it blatantly obvious, like you just did.

I answered with tact and diplomacy to give the illusion that she was actually coherent.

Now you've just spoiled it :dry:

[Guillaume]

:eat:

[sArA]

ah well, never mind, its all bollocks anyway....

(please note that bollocks is my word of the day)

[manker]

Fecking Barbie. Heartless he is :dry:

[sArA]

Which is worse?

heartless or artless?

[manker]

Arseless.

[Barbarossa]

So anyway...... Chavs.

Does anybody know any? :huh:

[manker]

Her fingers were moving too fast for her brain to keep up. However, I didn't hold that against her and I didn't make it blatantly obvious, like you just did.

I answered with tact and diplomacy to give the illusion that she was actually coherent.

Now you've just spoiled it
ah well, never mind, its all bollocks anyway....

(please note that bollocks is my word of the day)
So anyway...... Chavs.

Does anybody know any? I've out bollocksed 'em :01:

[sArA]

if you like......... :rolleyes:

[Barbarossa]

I've out bollocksed 'em :01:

I'd say you'd out-busymaned us :snooty:

There's something to be proud of... :blink:

[manker]

I'd say you'd out-busymaned us :snooty::lol: :D

That's exactly what I was thinking as I posted it :P

[Virtualbody1234]

... There's something to be proud of... :blink:
I don't know about that one... :dry:

[Gripper]

I do wish people would use the search function:rolleyes: http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t94047.html