fucking post office

[Spider_dude]

folded a record i had bought in half and posted it through my letter box, where do i stand on this matter? the record is obviously unplayable.

[DorisInsinuate]

Did it have fragile written on it?

[manker]

Judging by the crap you normally listen to - they were doing you a favour.

[Barbarossa]

http://www.postoffice.co.uk/portal/po/content2?catId=20000202&mediaId=3100051

[Spider_dude]

i just sent the bastards a strongly worded email, and will be staying awake on a mixture of drugs tomorrow morning to catch the postman and demand the cost of the disk from him, if he refuses i'll kick fuck out of him. old bastards.

[Barbarossa]

i just sent the bastards a strongly worded email

That'll do the trick :01:

Please copy and paste here for my amusement... :sly:

[manker]

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=2085&view=getnewpost

[Spider_dude]

it was on their email thing on their website so i dont have it anymore

[Guillaume]

Ah, I see postmen are the same wankers the world over.
Mine once left a note in my letterbox saying a parcel couldn't be delivered because he couldn't find my address. :blink:

[Barbarossa]

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=2085&view=getnewpost

I can't go there, I don't have a Holly-Hop Drive... :blink:

[JPaul]

Ah, I see postmen are the same wankers the world over.
Mine once left a note in my letterbox saying a parcel couldn't be delivered because he couldn't find my address. :blink:
Maybe he posted the note to you.

[enoughfakefiles]

folded a record i had bought in half and posted it through my letter box, where do i stand on this matter? the record is obviously unplayable.

This happend to me last christmas. Fecking no0b postmen. Note to all postmen out there twelve inch records don't go through six inch letter boxes.:dry:

[Virtualbody1234]

Ah, I see postmen are the same wankers the world over.
Mine once left a note in my letterbox saying a parcel couldn't be delivered because he couldn't find my address. :blink:
That's France for you. Hard to find addresses.

[Buffalo]

I use to work for Royal mail "7 years", and the stuff that got damaged was well bad, Playing football with a parcel was a daily thing for some, the boss was shit & I was glad to be out of it. you shoud get some sort of refund, but the way things are with Royal mail just of late, it's not looking good.

[Gripper]

And where you been Mr Jonno

[GepperRankins]

that's mr buffalo :snooty:

[Buffalo]

lol CELEBS_ARE_US split years ago, we had to, the surgeon did a great Job, but we are still left with Rubber Fly Man lol

[Proper Bo]

lol CELEBS_ARE_US split years ago, we had to, the surgeon did a great Job, but we are still left with Rubber Fly Man lol

I aren't seen either of you here for a long time.

[Buffalo]

Hi ya Dude, hope ya ok, it's been a while Dude ~ off topic sorry
You remember the rubber fly man, he worked for royal mail lol

[Proper Bo]

noice, that was just plain wrong

[Buffalo]

lol, it was the package he had lol, good job they did not play football with that lol you know what Royal mail are like

[Proper Bo]

how the one with the breasts doing?

[Buffalo]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Ukforums/celebs_avatar_05.gif
that one? Now she did not work for Royal mail, but she could play a good game of football lol

[Gripper]

Celebs=not Jonno:(

[Buffalo]

Jonno will be back, he's having time out till he's sorted his mail lol
He will be on soon i'm sure, you know Jonno he's all over the show.
Sorry off topic guys :)

[Gripper]

Tis the lounge no such thing as off topic:lol: :lol: :w00t: :01:

[Buffalo]

lol lol did not want to get it in the neck lol
Nice one, it's an open board then? this is where rubber fly steps in lol

[DorisInsinuate]

i was going to say CELEBS > Jonno

but he says "lol" too much. Frankly, once is too much.

Jonno FTW :cool:

[Proper Bo]

lol

[DorisInsinuate]

lol, very funny bo, lol, you twat, fuck off, lol :lol: :happy: lol :lol: :dry:

[Proper Bo]

lol

[JPaul]

Excessive use of the word "lol" shows an over-powering desire to be liked, to be matey. I find it difficult to trust anyone who over-lols, I suspect duplicitousness.

[manker]

Excessive use of the word "lol" shows an over-powering desire to be liked, to be matey. I find it difficult to trust anyone who over-lols, I suspect duplicitousness.Let's anal-eyes this, shall we.

Jonno, Baz, Linkin Park and cpt-asda are all lolers, indeed, the only lolers I've noticed on this board.

Make what you will of that, I merely provide unbiased information which can be interpreted in many ways.

[Guillaume]

I could try a cheap humorous effect by posting "lol", but I have a too high opinion of my person to debase myself so. :snooty:

[manker]

Do you keep him under your desk and feed him crisps and pop?

[enoughfakefiles]

I used to be a lol'er, but you soon learn.:lol:

[JPaul]

lol, it was the package he had lol, good job they did not play football with that lol you know what Royal mail are like
The above post contains 25 "words", 3 of which are lol.

This gives us a 12% lol level, which is quite frankly preposterous.

To say nothing of the inappropriateness of their placement. To start a sentence with "lol, it was the package he had lol ..." goes beyond the pale. Unless of course you are a 13 year old girl.

Grow up man, smell the coffee.

[Proper Bo]

The above post contains 25 "words", 3 of which are lol.

This gives us a 12% lol level, which is quite frankly preposterous.

To say nothing of the inappropriateness of their placement. To start a sentence with "lol, it was the package he had lol ..." goes beyond the pale. Unless of course you are a 13 year old girl.

Grow up man, smell the coffee.

h4r5h?

[JPaul]

h4r5h?
... but fair.

Some things need to be said.

[Buffalo]

here ya go Spider dude,
How to Successfully Claim for Compensation from the Royal Mail!
Guide Entry http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A1118314
with Christmas coming up things won't get better, I should know, Well it was me who phoned the Sun newspaper about what was going on at the time, glad I did, Royal Mail should have been split years ago.
From a ex-employee

[Gripper]

lol oops hope you sue the feckers:lol: :w00t: :01:

[They're]

As a postman I find this thread offensive,we do a hard job in all weather's,with little or no appreciation.
People send the most stupid things in the mail and moan like hell if we don't leave it.
Most of them give you grief if you should wake them up at 7.00a.m with their parcels,we can't win!!!

[Buffalo]

I worked for Royal Mail for 7 years, the first six was great, I loved my Job, but then the temps came into force, that was the killing of Royal mail in my eyes, They did not wan't to work, it was just a game that the full time postman payed for, meaning picking up the pieces.
Customer relations was very important to me, in all the years i worked for Royal Mail I had zero complaints.
I have no regrets of leaving, Glad to get out of it

[Lilmiss]

hey up baz. :happy:


how's tricks?

[They're]

Yeah its no fun not being appreciated,but it pays the bills.

[Buffalo]

Hi ya Lilmiss, long time :)
hope ya ok, nice to pop me head in, nice to see some old friends :)
Don't forget to post early for Christmas, must not upset the postmen Hi Hi
you take care Love from Buff

[Lilmiss]

:D good to see ya chicken.

hopes thats not a reminder for a xmas prezzie.
the postmen round 'ere are deerty swines. :snooty:

[Spider_dude]

i got an email back from them yesterday, they are sending me a cheque for the cost of the record plus delivery

[Proper Bo]

did you tell them it cost £100000000?

[Spider_dude]

na i wish i had, £5 and £1.21 for postage is all i'm gonna get

[JPaul]

na i wish i had, £5 and £1.21 for postage is all i'm gonna get
Compensation for stress and upset, Shirley.

[enoughfakefiles]

Compensation for stress and upset, Shirley.

So that's what the S stands for.:rolleyes:

[Snee]

lol Let's anal-eyes this, shall we. lol

lol Jonno, Baz, Linkin Park and cpt-asda are all lolers, indeed, the only lolers I've noticed on this board. lol

Make what you will of that, I merely provide unbiased information which can be interpreted in many ways. lol
lol I'm making a post lol

[manker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/Roadhog2k4/Lolerskatescopy2.gif

[Snee]

oll

[enoughfakefiles]

oll

http://www.toysrgus.com/images-produ/luke_stormtrooper_upfsb.jpg

[Snee]

It needs paint.

[enoughfakefiles]

It needs paint.

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7186/untitled1copy4se.jpg

[Snee]

sweet

[Spider_dude]

gheyboys

[Barbarossa]

As a postman I find this thread offensive,we do a hard job in all weather's,with little or no appreciation.
People send the most stupid things in the mail and moan like hell if we don't leave it.
Most of them give you grief if you should wake them up at 7.00a.m with their parcels,we can't win!!!

When we were students we had a competition on who could send the stupidest thing through the post and it be successfully delivered.

My paper plate arrived without any trouble, but my mates piece of toast got "lost". :(

[Spider_dude]

i saw my arch enemy today, he's old ~40 with grey hair and a soon to be broken nose. luckily for him he got let off today cos he delivered my action replay which i needed to soft mod my xbox which is now complete. :01:

[Gripper]

Spidey you're justa softy nancy boy at heart:lol: :w00t:

[Spider_dude]

i'm gonna break his face next time i see him.