Pissing...

[brotherdoobie]

Sometimes I sit down. It makes me feel nawty! :blushing:

Peace bd

[S!X]

K.

[asmithz]

WHAT!!!!

Lol, i have never sat down to pee.

[Barbarossa]

I sit down when I've got a hard-on and I need to piss, otherwise the jet stream is totally uncontrollable. :dabs:

[Aaron_T]

thats a little more than i needed to know BD

[sArA]

:lol:

I always sit down to pee.

[Barbarossa]

:lol:

I always sit down to pee.

You don't have to... here are instructions...

http://www.myvag.net/pee/standing/


Basic tutorial for women to pee standing

0. Prepare: put up the toilet seat and adjust your clothes to get them out of the way (pants down, skirts up, underwear down or to the side as you prefer). Wash your hands if you've been into hot chilis, motor oil, or germ phobias.
1. Use your fingers to spread your inner labia apart and slightly up. This is the action that prevents peeing down your leg or in a big spray, and it takes a little trial and error. See below for tips.
2. Pee forcefully and steadily, right to the end, then stop completely. If you taper off, you will dribble.
3. Wipe yourself if necessary.
4. Return your toilet seat and clothing to their standard, locked positions and wash your hands.



...or you can use a tool...

http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html

http://www.travelmateinfo.com/image111.jpg

Have fun! :mellow:

[sArA]

erm....thanks :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

erm....thanks :unsure:

You're welcome. ;)

[Yogi]

I like pissing in the sea.

[manker]

I sit down when I've got a hard-on and I need to piss, otherwise the jet stream is totally uncontrollable. :dabs::unsure:

:unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

That's just too weird to be a rod, maybe your cawk and arse are the wrong way around :unsure:

[They're]

I sit down to pee when pissed

[Barbarossa]

I sit down to pee when pissed

You don't even bother to get off your bar-stool do you? :ermm:

[Gripper]

The advantage us fellers have over women is we can just whip it out and pee where ever we feel like it.
Mind they do take a dim view of this in Tesco's;)

[Cheese]

Sometimes I sit down. It makes me feel nawty! :blushing:

Peace bd
A lazy wee. Nothing better when you've been on the lash and you can't aim straight. Though do be carful to ensure you are sitting on a toilet and not a sink, expensive computer or elderly relative.

[Proper Bo]

aah good, you've took manker's cawk out yer mouth long enough to post

[Cheese]

aah good, you've took manker's cawk out yer mouth long enough to post

Are you suggesting I type my posts out with manker's cawk?:pinch:

[Proper Bo]

no, just that you're a fag:snooty:

[sArA]

no, just that you're a fag:snooty:

bitch

[Proper Bo]

no, just that you're a fag:snooty:
bitch

yes, better term there, thanks:D

[Cheese]

I'm a fag-bitch?:(

[manker]

I'm a fag-bitch?:(Of course not.

You're a fag, bitch.