He's moved in!!!

[sArA]

Well, the BF has moved in last weekend.

I think its going to be alright.....please tell me it's going to be alright....it is the RIGHT decision innit?

We are both old buggers set in our ways, but we get on really well and he does the ironing.....:lol:

[enoughfakefiles]

Well, the BF has moved in last weekend.

I think its going to be alright.....please tell me it's going to be alright....it is the RIGHT decision innit?

We are both old buggers set in our ways, but we get on really well and he does the ironing.....:lol:

He's proberbly on another forum saying exactly the same things.:lol:

[sArA]

yeah...maybe......:unsure:

At least his cat seems to have settled in nicely...with a little help from a few prawns and a tin of tuna.

[Santa]

remember to get rid of some of your stuff
and give space for his things so he dont feel like guest in *your* house

[DorisInsinuate]

If you invited him to move in, I guess it'll be alright.

[manker]

I'm sure it will be fine, you've been together for over a year now, isn't it? By your posts it seems like you get on really well.

The only way to find out if you're really compatible is to live together, so to me it makes sense to do that before making a lifetime commitment, like a having child or a mortgage (not that you'll be doing either :lol:).

If things work out, brilliant, if not then at least you find out sooner rather than later. By moving in together now, after a year or so, you can't lose.

All the best :D

[Yogi]

remember to get rid of some of your stuff
and give space for his things so he dont feel like guest in *your* house

Very, very good tip!!!

After i moved in with Fre 6 years ago, this was really an issue for me.

We never had a fight over it, but i kept feeling like a guest till we moved.......

[sArA]

remember to get rid of some of your stuff
and give space for his things so he dont feel like guest in *your* house


You know, that is the trickiest part, we both have over 20 years worth of accumulated crap to dump! :lol:

His house is going on the market this week...anyone want a 2 bed end town house in Leicestershire?

[manker]

Rent it out for a while - just so the mortgage, if there is one, is covered?

[sArA]

Rent it out for a while - just so the mortgage, if there is one, is covered?

We were going to, but it has some really bad memories in there for him.....

Its where he was when his wife ran off with another bloke, and where he went through his cancer and all kinds of stuff. We are just going to get rid of it....so there is nothing like throwing all the eggs in one basket.....this is a full on committment (he said he wants to talk to me dad!!!!)

[manker]

Rent it out for a while - just so the mortgage, if there is one, is covered?

We were going to, but it has some really bad memories in there for him.....

Its where he was when his wife ran off with another bloke, and where he went through his cancer and all kinds of stuff. We are just going to get rid of it....so there is nothing like throwing all the eggs in one basket.....this is a full on committment (he said he wants to talk to me dad!!!!)Bloody 'el!!

Well, in that case it all makes sense. Taking risks is much more fun than being boring anyhow.

Congratulations in advance :D

[Santa]

he said he wants to talk to me dad!!!!

zambian custom is that if the male partner is disatisfied with (sexual) capabilities of his partner, he may contact her father, and return her for better training...

[manker]

he said he wants to talk to me dad!!!!

zambian custom is that if the male partner is disatisfied with (sexual) capabilities of his partner, he may contact her father, and return her for better training...:lol: :lol:

Not really funny if you're a Zambian chick, tho' :unsure:

[sArA]

he said he wants to talk to me dad!!!!

zambian custom is that if the male partner is disatisfied with (sexual) capabilities of his partner, he may contact her father, and return her for better training...



I don't think I would want any sexual training from me dad :sick:

Besides....BF tells me I am just brilliant at it....

[Barbarossa]

zambian custom is that if the male partner is disatisfied with (sexual) capabilities of his partner, he may contact her father, and return her for better training...



I don't think I would want any sexual training from me dad :sick:

Besides....BF tells me I am just brilliant at it....



he said he wants to talk to me dad!!!!

:naughty: :ermm:

[manker]

I don't think I would want any sexual training from me dad :sick:

Besides....BF tells me I am just brilliant at it....What did you think he was going to say; 'Sara - you're shite in the sack' :lol:


Women :rolleyes:

[sArA]

I don't think I would want any sexual training from me dad :sick:

Besides....BF tells me I am just brilliant at it....What did you think he was going to say; 'Sara - you're shite in the sack' :lol:


Women :rolleyes:


Well, obviously not if he wanted it again! :lol:

Still I can't be too bad at it....our record is 10 times in a day :naughty: I am clearly doing something right.:lol:

[Blythorama]

What did you think he was going to say; 'Sara - you're shite in the sack' :lol:


Women :rolleyes:


Well, obviously not if he wanted it again! :lol:

Still I can't be too bad at it....our record is 10 times in a day :naughty: I am clearly doing something right.:lol:

10! You LUCKY thing!
Best of luck with the BF moving in, it'll take a bit for you both to settle but it'll be great!

Blyth

[manker]

I'll bet he didn't come ten times in a day. I couldn't even manage that many wanks at fifteen :dabs:

How do you count it if that isn't used the criteria.

[Blythorama]

I'll bet he didn't come ten times in a day. I couldn't even manage that many wanks at fifteen :dabs:

How do you count it if that isn't used the criteria.


Maybe he did, but I bet the last one felt like a painful sneeze! :lol: :lol:

[Busyman]

Well, the BF has moved in last weekend.

I think its going to be alright.....please tell me it's going to be alright....it is the RIGHT decision innit?

We are both old buggers set in our ways, but we get on really well and he does the ironing.....:lol:
Good luck.

Now he has in-house twat so be prepared for less sex.:blink:

Ewe ill also seve toons oov mooney.

[Blythorama]

Well, the BF has moved in last weekend.

I think its going to be alright.....please tell me it's going to be alright....it is the RIGHT decision innit?

We are both old buggers set in our ways, but we get on really well and he does the ironing.....:lol:
Good luck.

Now he has in-house twat so be prepared for less sex.:blink:

Ewe ill also seve toons oov mooney.

Thats very cynical, and actually quite demeaning to women. Speak for yourself. Not all men are like you.

[Barbarossa]

Yeah, why order a takeaway if you can eat in... :naughty:

btw, "in-house twat" is mrs busyman's pet name for him... :dabs:

[Blythorama]

Yeah, why order a takeaway if you can eat in... :naughty:

btw, "in-house twat" is mrs busyman's pet name for him... :dabs:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
There can't be a Mrs Busyman can there? I thought it was just him in fishnets and a wig!

[manker]

I'll bet he didn't come ten times in a day. I couldn't even manage that many wanks at fifteen :dabs:

How do you count it if that isn't used as the criteria.


Maybe he did, but I bet the last one felt like a painful sneeze! :lol: :lol:
:pinch: :pinch:

I get that after two - well - I presume I still do. I don't even want to come more than twice in a day :unsure:

[manker]

btw, "in-house twat" is mrs busyman's pet name for him... :dabs::lol: :lol: :D

[Blythorama]

Maybe he did, but I bet the last one felt like a painful sneeze! :lol: :lol:
:pinch: :pinch:

I get that after two - well - I presume I still do. I don't even want to come more than twice in a day :unsure:

That, my dear, is because you are of the older persuasion. :P

[Gripper]

Good luck with the new co-habiting,10 times in one day:w00t: I had to sit down after reading that jeez what is he... the Duracell bunny:01:

[Busyman]

Good luck.

Now he has in-house twat so be prepared for less sex.:blink:

Ewe ill also seve toons oov mooney.

Thats very cynical, and actually quite demeaning to women. Speak for yourself. Not all men are like you.?
What's demeaning to women? Use of the word twat?:blink:

[Barbarossa]

Good luck with the new co-habiting,10 times in one day:w00t: I had to sit down after reading that jeez what is he... the Duracell bunny:01:

Or Jeff Goldblum in The Fly :fear:

[Blythorama]

Thats very cynical, and actually quite demeaning to women. Speak for yourself. Not all men are like you.?
What's demeaning to women? Use of the word twat?:blink:

No you ignoramus, its the objectifying women as sex objects, as in-house twat, that I find offensive. Then again I just find most things you say offensive so I wouldn't worry.

[Gripper]

Thats very cynical, and actually quite demeaning to women. Speak for yourself. Not all men are like you.?
What's demeaning to women? Use of the word twat?:blink:
I'd say so..over here calling your girlfriend or wife your in house twat is a good way to end a relationship...bit like calling her ypu bit of cunt at home...just not on.
Prehaps it's not so offensive in the states

[manker]

:pinch: :pinch:

I get that after two - well - I presume I still do. I don't even want to come more than twice in a day :unsure:

That, my dear, is because you are of the older persuasion. :PI think I'm younger than you :01:

Anyhow, you've already said about the total disparity with women's orgasms c.f. men's.

Snot fair.

[Blythorama]

That, my dear, is because you are of the older persuasion. :PI think I'm younger than you :01:

Anyhow, you've already said about the total disparity with women's orgasms c.f. men's.

Snot fair.

I don't fink you are younger than me! But yes, ours are better. And we can come more than twice in one day without it being painful. In fact, it just gets better all the time!

Blyth is crabby today. She apologises.

[Busyman]

Yeah, why order a takeaway if you can eat in... :naughty:

btw, "in-house twat" is mrs busyman's pet name for him... :dabs:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's a good one......Barbie. :dabs:
http://www.theculture.net/barbie/barbieweb/thumbnails/barbie-bag.jpg
:dabs:

[manker]

I think I'm younger than you :01:

Anyhow, you've already said about the total disparity with women's orgasms c.f. men's.

Snot fair.

I don't fink you are younger than me! But yes, ours are better. And we can come more than twice in one day without it being painful. In fact, it just gets better all the time!

Blyth is crabby today. She apologises. Didn't notice if you were :D

Maybe that's what Sara means, that her record for orgasms is ten times in one day.

If so ... it's a bit of a shit record, selon moi :happy:

[Busyman]

?
What's demeaning to women? Use of the word twat?:blink:

No you ignoramus, its the objectifying women as sex objects, as in-house twat, that I find offensive. Then again I just find most things you say offensive so I wouldn't worry.
Oh gawwd.:lol: :lol:

Was I trying to demean Sara? Go take your meds, you cunt. You've been off them to long.

[Barbarossa]

Suicide Blonde :01:

[Busyman]

?
What's demeaning to women? Use of the word twat?:blink:
I'd say so..over here calling your girlfriend or wife your in house twat is a good way to end a relationship...bit like calling her ypu bit of cunt at home...just not on.
Prehaps it's not so offensive in the states
It's a joke. Men moving in with a woman are also referred to as in-house dick. There's nothing wrong with in-house pussy. (I even heard it in the movie Boyz In The Hood)

[Barbarossa]

Was I trying to demean Sara? Go take your meds, you cunt. You've been off them to long.

Well what the fuck were you trying to do? Referring to someone as "in-house twat" is offensive in any circumstance. Did you think you were being "funny"?

Admittedly you are a charmless bigoted tosser, but that was pretty bad even for you.

[Gripper]

Oh OK, didn't get it .

[manker]

I'd say so..over here calling your girlfriend or wife your in house twat is a good way to end a relationship...bit like calling her ypu bit of cunt at home...just not on.
Prehaps it's not so offensive in the states
It's a joke. Men moving in with a woman are also referred to as in-house dick. There's nothing wrong with in-house pussy. (I even heard it in the movie Boyz In The Hood)If it's in a movie, it must be okay.

[Busyman]

Was I trying to demean Sara? Go take your meds, you cunt. You've been off them to long.

Well what the fuck were you trying to do? Referring to someone as "in-house twat" is offensive in any circumstance. Did you think you were being "funny"?

Admittedly you are a charmless bigoted tosser, but that was pretty bad even for you.
Fuck you. If I said she now has in-house dick I wouldn't have heard shit from the peanut gallery.

I happen to like Sara so no I wasn't trying to demean her....Barbie.:dry:

I wasn't saying "Sara you are twat". It's the same as in-house pussy dipshit....it's not calling her "a pussy". It refers to what she has not what she is.:ermm:

[Busyman]

It's a joke. Men moving in with a woman are also referred to as in-house dick. There's nothing wrong with in-house pussy. (I even heard it in the movie Boyz In The Hood)If it's in a movie, it must be okay.
Yeah it actually was okay.

While speaking to Cuba Gooding Jr., Ice Cube made reference to the fact that his mother allowed his brother's girlfriend to live with his brother in her house.

Ice Cube said his brother gets to have in-house pussy yet his mother rags on him about the smallest things.

Touchy Touchy.

[manker]

Well what the fuck were you trying to do? Referring to someone as "in-house twat" is offensive in any circumstance. Did you think you were being "funny"?

Admittedly you are a charmless bigoted tosser, but that was pretty bad even for you.
Fuck you. If I said she now has in-house dick I wouldn't have heard shit from the peanut gallery.

I happen to like Sara so no I wasn't trying to demean her....Barbie.:dry:

I wasn't saying "Sara you are twat". It's the same as in-house pussy dipshit....it's not calling her "a pussy". It refers to what she has not what she is.:ermm:No-one said you were trying to demean Sara.

The problem was your comment is demeaning to women in general. I sometimes make comments like that in a kinda pseudo-misogynist way as a joke.

The difference is that you aren't really that funny and have a history of being a complete arse - therefore people will tend to think that you are of the view that women are 'in-house twat'.

Which is offensive.

I didn't find the comment offensive but then again, I'm not a biatch whose in-house pussy is on tap for my man.

[Busyman]

Fuck you. If I said she now has in-house dick I wouldn't have heard shit from the peanut gallery.

I happen to like Sara so no I wasn't trying to demean her....Barbie.:dry:

I wasn't saying "Sara you are twat". It's the same as in-house pussy dipshit....it's not calling her "a pussy". It refers to what she has not what she is.:ermm:No-one said you were trying to demean Sara.

The problem was your comment is demeaning to women in general. I sometimes make comments like that in a kinda pseudo-misogynist way as a joke.

The difference is that you aren't really that funny and have a history of being a complete arse - therefore people will tend to think that you are of the view that women are 'in-house twat'.

Which is offensive.

I didn't find the comment offensive but then again, I'm not a biatch whose in-house pussy is on tap for my man.
Anything can be offensive mank. :dabs: I'm not surprised you didn't find it offensive. I'm surprised that anyone did actually.

Tbh, I sure some people are bandwagoning 'cause Busy said it.
That's CaptainObvious. Since you make jokes like that, it's different. I get it now.

The Fook?

[manker]

Tbh, I sure some people are bandwagoning 'cause Busy said it. ... and I'm pretty sure you're playing up to their, and my, caracature of you :D

[sArA]

Ok boys....enough already! :rolleyes:

I actually found Busyman's comment to be funny so no probs there from me....

And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times, and yes he is a bit of a duracel bunny and he is my age, so not a youngster....just what pron refers to as a heavy cummer and repeater! I am just a very lucky girl :w00t: 5 or 6 times is usual for us during an all afternoon session for example. ;)

I admit that I have never before known a man with such a high sex drive....suits me ;)

[Blythorama]

No you ignoramus, its the objectifying women as sex objects, as in-house twat, that I find offensive. Then again I just find most things you say offensive so I wouldn't worry.
Oh gawwd.:lol: :lol:

Was I trying to demean Sara? Go take your meds, you cunt. You've been off them to long.

:w00t: You really are a charmer.

If something offends me, I'll let the offender know about it. It just always seems to be you.

[Busyman]

Ok boys....enough already! :rolleyes:

I actually found Busyman's comment to be funny so no probs there from me....

And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times, and yes he is a bit of a duracel bunny and he is my age, so not a youngster....just what pron refers to as a heavy cummer and repeater! I am just a very lucky girl :w00t: 5 or 6 times is usual for us during an all afternoon session for example. ;)

I admit that I have never before known a man with such a high sex drive....suits me ;)
I will bump this thread in 2-months time to see if your in-house twat and his in-house dick are tired of all that in-housin'.;)

There will be those nights where one of you will be sex-sleep walkin'. It'll be 3am and your ass will slightly nudge against him and he'll (with his eyes still closed) roll over and push it in. You will move with him but your eyes will stay closed. After cumming...roll over and fall back asleep.

You'll probably do the same by getting on top like as if you were on auto-pilot....eyes still closed.

It is good that you have matching sex-drives though. Not good if you have DVD+R twat and he has a DVD-R dong.

[Busyman]

Oh gawwd.:lol: :lol:

Was I trying to demean Sara? Go take your meds, you cunt. You've been off them to long.

:w00t: You really are a charmer.

If something offends me, I'll let the offender know about it. It just always seems to be you.
Mmk. Nice goin'.

[manker]

And yes...it was HIM that came 10 timesHe faked it :o

[Gripper]

Ok boys....enough already! :rolleyes:

I actually found Busyman's comment to be funny so no probs there from me....

And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times, and yes he is a bit of a duracel bunny and he is my age, so not a youngster....just what pron refers to as a heavy cummer and repeater! I am just a very lucky girl :w00t: 5 or 6 times is usual for us during an all afternoon session for example. ;)

I admit that I have never before known a man with such a high sex drive....suits me ;)
I will bump this thread in 2-months time to see if your in-house twat and his in-house dick are tired of all that in-housin'.;)

There will be those nights where one of you will be sex-sleep walkin'. It'll be 3am and your ass will slightly nudge against him and he'll (with his eyes still closed) roll over and push it in. You will move with him but your eyes will stay closed. After cumming...roll over and fall back asleep.

You'll probably do the same by getting on top like as if you were on auto-pilot....eyes still closed.

It is good that you have matching sex-drives though. Not good if you have DVD+R twat and he has a DVD-R dong.



:lol: :lol: Now that is feckin funny:lol: :lol: :lol: :01: :w00t:

[Blythorama]

And yes...it was HIM that came 10 timesHe faked it :o


:lol: what with? A syringe and some double cream?:lol: :lol:

[sArA]

And yes...it was HIM that came 10 timesHe faked it :o


Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?

[Gripper]

I heard a turkey baster is a viable option.

[Blythorama]

He faked it :o


Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?

:lol:
I once went to an Ann Summers party where they had a vibrator you could fill with liquid of your choice, and a valve to "release" it at the opportune moment.:sick:

[Barbarossa]

Seriously, a shot of cream with every orgasm? :O

I am bone dry after about three. :mellow:

[Gripper]

Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?

:lol:
I once went to an Ann Summers party where they had a vibrator you could fill with liquid of your choice, and a valve to "release" it at the opportune moment.:sick:
Hot chocolate??:naughty: :w00t: :01:

[manker]

Double rod ... I thank you :bows:

http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/outdoor_recreation/fishing/fishing_rod_3.gif

[Blythorama]

:lol:
I once went to an Ann Summers party where they had a vibrator you could fill with liquid of your choice, and a valve to "release" it at the opportune moment.:sick:
Hot chocolate??:naughty: :w00t: :01:

LOL!
I want a man who ejaculates irish-coffee!
:w00t:

[Barbarossa]

Men who ejaculate once or more on a daily basis may eventually 'lose their minds', since 20 percent of male semen is composed of cerebrospinal fluid. Frequent ejaculation thus causes a chronic drain of the vital fluids that the brain and spine require to function properly.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A bonkers website, but funny anyway...

http://www.hps-online.com/tsy4.htm

[Proper Bo]

Seriously, a shot of cream with every orgasm? :O

I am bone dry after about three. :mellow:


I'm not:01:

[Blythorama]

Seriously, a shot of cream with every orgasm? :O

I am bone dry after about three. :mellow:


I'm not:01:

No, your chest is still slightly damp.:blink:

[Proper Bo]

:unsure:

[manker]

I'm not:01:

No, your chest is still slightly damp.:blink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:


:pwned:

[Busyman]

He faked it :o


Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?
I have faked it before. All I have to do is stop, tense up, and make my dick jump inside her...but stay in.

I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.

A thing to try is to get almost there then stop. Do this about 5 more times then have balls out bangin' sex.

Irregardless to you sex sessions, I've have those ball draining sessions but don't have them often anymore. My dick gets numb and after awhile it'll just be my lady's tool to bounce up and down on 'cause I won't feel a damn thing.
I'll cum thrice maybe 4 times and then it's simply hardware.

It'll be hard and my lady will wear it out.:(

[Blythorama]

Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?
I have faked it before. All I have to do is stop, tense up, and make my dick jump inside her...but stay in.

I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.

A thing to try is to get almost there then stop. Do this about 5 more times then have balls out bangin' sex.

Irregardless to you sex sessions, I've have those ball draining sessions but don't have them often anymore. My dick gets numb and after awhile it'll just be my lady's tool to bounce up and down on 'cause I won't feel a damn thing.
I'll cum thrice maybe 4 times and then it's simply hardware.

It'll be hard and my lady will wear it out.:(



Please! Enough already with the detail! Its really nauseating. I am honestly and genuinely disturbed! Not just because its you either. That level of detail from anyone would make me feel sick. :sick: :sick:

Anyway. You're a very clever boy. Well done for your penis control.
:unsure:

[Busyman]

I have faked it before. All I have to do is stop, tense up, and make my dick jump inside her...but stay in.

I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.

A thing to try is to get almost there then stop. Do this about 5 more times then have balls out bangin' sex.

Irregardless to you sex sessions, I've have those ball draining sessions but don't have them often anymore. My dick gets numb and after awhile it'll just be my lady's tool to bounce up and down on 'cause I won't feel a damn thing.
I'll cum thrice maybe 4 times and then it's simply hardware.

It'll be hard and my lady will wear it out.:(



Please! Enough already with the detail! Its really nauseating. I am honestly and genuinely disturbed! Not just because its you either. That level of detail from anyone would make me feel sick. :sick: :sick:

Anyway. You're a very clever boy. Well done for your penis control.
:unsure:
It was sick wasn't it. :naughty:

Good pick ups for teh nauseation....
jumping around inside her
dick
bounce up and down
jerking motion
ball draining
got wetter
cum

[manker]

I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.An admission of a premature ejaculation problem if ever I heard one.

Nevermind, Busy. Personality is more important than sexual performance :console:

[Busyman]

I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.An admission of a premature ejaculation problem if ever I heard one.:lol: :lol: :lol:
It doesn't matter if I come in ten seconds as long it stays hard drive and not Windows XP.

Nevermind, Busy. Personality is more important than sexual performance :console:
Both are just as important as each other.

[brotherdoobie]

What did you think he was going to say; 'Sara - you're shite in the sack' :lol:


Women :rolleyes:

Well, obviously not if he wanted it again! :lol:

Still I can't be too bad at it....our record is 10 times in a day :naughty: I am clearly doing something right.:lol:

Ahhh...lust. Enjoy it while it last. :naughty:

Peace bd

[sArA]

yeah...well, it aint all the time you understand....:lol: :lol:

[Guillaume]

yeah...well, it aint all the time you understand....:lol: :lol:
Thank God. You'd have killed him by now. :pinch: