A question for the Americans

[Gripper]

my son is doing a project on USA bear in mind he is only 9,could you tell me some interesting facts about everyday America that you can't get out of a book,maybe posy some interesting pictures.
This is not a rod.
All help would be appreciated,thanks:)

[ziggyjuarez]

America
There lots of mexicans:lookaroun
In the middle there lots of people with guns(the guy in your ava)
High obese poplulation
More gangs then you can shack a stick at
Dont like pedophiles.would rather kill a child before haveing him raped.
Young teens are obsessed with paintball.(a shooting game)
Would believe Jesus was real before believing a government scandal.
Mostly hip-hop,rap,gansta rap and emo rock fans.

[manker]

:lol: :D

[Barbarossa]

Most of Southern America is in danger of hurricanes and tornados.
Most of Western America is in danger of earthquakes.
Most of Eastern America is in danger of tsunami.
Most of Northern America is in danger of Canadians.

[ziggyjuarez]

you laughing at me?

[Barbarossa]

Taking offence is an everyday part of American life. If an American does not take offence at something at least 3 times a day, they get depressed, and shoot something. :dabs:

[Busyman]

Taking offence is an everyday part of American life. If an American does not take offence at something at least 3 times a day, they get depressed, and shoot something. :dabs:
You're one to talk. :snooty:

:in-house twat:

Besides that, we probably are less offended by shit than any other nationality.

Our humor can be crass, racial, and disgusting...yet we laugh.

[Virtualbody1234]

Taking offence is an everyday part of American life. If an American does not take offence at something at least 3 times a day, they get depressed, and shoot something. :dabs:
You're one to talk. :snooty:

:in-house twat:

Besides that, we probably are less offended by shit than any other nationality.

Our humor can be crass, racial, and disgusting...yet we laugh.
In-house twat? Look who's talking. :lol:

[Busyman]

You're one to talk. :snooty:

:in-house twat:
In-house twat? Look who's talking. :lol:
Damn, can you repeat me in yet another way please.:ermm:

[Virtualbody1234]

In-house twat? Look who's talking. :lol:
Damn, can you repeat me in yet another way please.:ermm:
http://www.mcbrien.plus.com/liam/img/smilies/tongue.gif

[Barbarossa]

Besides that, we probably are less offended by shit than any other nationality.

:rod: ??

Not a bad attempt if it was, because this springs immediately to mind...

http://www.glengreen.com/images/wv_news/2004/feb/superbowl-janet-jackson.jpg

> 500,000 complaints :lol:

[Cheese]

Taking offence is an everyday part of American life. If an American does not take offence at something at least 3 times a day, they get depressed, and shoot something. :dabs:

Their standard response to being offended is the classic "I know you are but what am I?" rebuttal.

[Blythorama]

Taking offence is an everyday part of American life. If an American does not take offence at something at least 3 times a day, they get depressed, and shoot something. :dabs:
You're one to talk. :snooty:

:in-house twat:

A.Besides that, we probably are less offended by shit than any other nationality.

B.Our humor can be crass, racial, and disgusting...yet we laugh.

A. Now, you are taking the piss aren't you?

B. That is definatly not specific to Americans.


Americans don't understand irony or sarcasm or silliness.

[Busyman]

Besides that, we probably are less offended by shit than any other nationality.

:rod: ??

Not a bad attempt if it was, because this springs immediately to mind...

http://www.glengreen.com/images/wv_news/2004/feb/superbowl-janet-jackson.jpg

> 500,000 complaints :lol:
That's hypocrisy, irony and also big stink news....not the norm.

We had Dave Chappelle on a weekly basis ffs. :dabs:

[Busyman]

You're one to talk. :snooty:

:in-house twat:

A.Besides that, we probably are less offended by shit than any other nationality.

B.Our humor can be crass, racial, and disgusting...yet we laugh.

A. Now, you are taking the piss aren't you?

B. That is definatly not specific to Americans.


Americans don't understand irony or sarcasm or silliness.
We understand them all..especially the silly.

We don't, however, usually think sarcasm and irony brings bust your gut laughter.....maybe I should take that back.......all of our million clone sitcoms are full of irony and sarcasm...and it's that they are still on TV.:ermm:

[Cheese]

Americans don't know the meaning of the word 'subtle'. (Or, as they spell it, 'sbtle'.)

[Busyman]

Americans don't know the meaning of the word 'subtle'. (Or, as they spell it, 'stble'.)
We do but to many of us it doesn't bring about bust your guts laughter.


I said that already.:blink:

[Blythorama]

Americans don't know the meaning of the word 'subtle'. (Or, as they spell it, 'stble'.)

Stubble?:blink:

[Cheese]

Americans don't know the meaning of the word 'subtle'. (Or, as they spell it, 'stble'.)
Stubble?:blink:

My laptop keys got the best of me there.:(

[Cheese]

Americans don't know the meaning of the word 'subtle'. (Or, as they spell it, 'stble'.) We do but to many of us it doesn't bring about bust your guts laughter.


I said that already.:blink:

I'm not referring to comedy.

[Busyman]

We do but to many of us it doesn't bring about bust your guts laughter.


I said that already.:blink:

I'm not referring to comedy.
Oh mmk.:ph34r:

Explain what you mean then. I mean we do have dictionary access.

[Blythorama]

Americans have velcro shoes because they are too lazy/fat to tie their laces.

[Barbarossa]

Americans are very polite. They always call you "Sir" as they rob you in the street. Also, they say "Have a nice day", when really they mean "Give me some more money". :dabs:

[Cheese]

Americans have velcro shoes because they are too lazy/fat to tie their laces.

Velcro that they robbed off alien corpses at Roswell.:angry:

[Busyman]

Americans have velcro shoes because they are too lazy/fat to tie their laces.
More like had. Those haven't been in style for over a decade....'cept maybe for toddlers.

[Busyman]

Americans are very polite. They always call you "Sir" as they rob you in the street. Also, they say "Have a nice day", when really they mean "Give me some more money". :dabs:
We don't call people "Sir".:angry:

[Blythorama]

Americans have velcro shoes because they are too lazy/fat to tie their laces.

Velcro that they robbed off alien corpses at Roswell.:angry:

:blink: What?

Tell me it's not true.

[Cheese]

America fact: The last Civil War veteran died in 1956 (or maybe 1958).

[Blythorama]

There are 58 Million Overweight Americans; 40 Million Obese Americans; 3 Million morbidly Obese Americans.

[Proper Bo]

there are 101million americans

[Blythorama]

there are 101million americans



The obese ones are counted as overweight too, silly.

[Busyman]

There are 58 Million Overweight Americans; 40 Million Obese Americans; 3 Million morbidly Obese Americans.
Well hell...how many Morbidly Skinny Americans are there?

[Busyman]

there are 101million americans



The obese ones are counted as overweight too, silly.
Shouldn't they be counted twice?:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

1?

[Cheese]

America fact: They have saved the world numerous times. Most recently during the alien invasion of 1996, from near hits of two massive asteroids in 1998 and restarting the Earth's core in 2003.

[Proper Bo]

i missed the one in 2003

[Blythorama]

There are 58 Million Overweight Americans; 40 Million Obese Americans; 3 Million morbidly Obese Americans.
Well hell...how many Morbidly Skinny Americans are there?

272,000 women estimated to be suffering from anorexia nervosa in the USA, about 1 in 1000.

[Gripper]

Okay lets start with something simple like how many states in USA,is it 50 or 51,I'm seriously trying to get some help for my sons project.
So when everyones finished fucking about some serious answers would be appreciated.

[Proper Bo]

Okay lets start with something simple like how many states in USA,is it 50 or 51,I'm seriously trying to get some help for my sons project.
So when everyones finished fucking about some serious answers would be appreciated.
http://www.lovelystitches.com/images/missybags/Missy%20handbag%20black%20cartwheel.jpg

[Guillaume]

50.

Unless you count the UK. :shifty:

[Proper Bo]

50.

Unless you count the UK. :shifty:
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/H/R/french_surrendermonkey.jpg
:P

[Blythorama]

Try http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/us.html for useful info.

[Blythorama]

Try http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/us.html for useful info.

[Blythorama]

Try http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/us.html

Lots of useful info.


Edit: Don't know what happened there. PC arsing around.

[Gripper]

Try http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/us.html for useful info.
ok ok I'll look!!

That is useful cheers blyth

[Santa]

i think americans deserve some freedom for once
but they will have to find it themselves



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[Delorean]

i think americans deserve some freedom for once
but they will have to find it themselves



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Maybe they do.. but maybe they don't!

When they bore they start a war... and kill everybody but armed people
When their warehouses are full of wepons they start a war to make room for more!

[brotherdoobie]

You're one to talk. :snooty:

:in-house twat:

A.Besides that, we probably are less offended by shit than any other nationality.

B.Our humor can be crass, racial, and disgusting...yet we laugh.
A. Now, you are taking the piss aren't you?

B. That is definatly not specific to Americans.


Americans don't understand irony or sarcasm or silliness.

We also comb our hair funny.

Peace bd

[Busyman]

America fact: They have saved the world numerous times. Most recently during the alien invasion of 1996, from near hits of two massive asteroids in 1998 and restarting the Earth's core in 2003.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Quality

..and at those times, they probably angered the aliens and the asteroids, and fucked the Earth's core in the first place.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Fat chicks need love to....but they have to pay!

[maebach]

wikipedia?

[hobbes]

Americans are obese in order to preserve proportion.

A monster cock on a wee little body looks way too menacing for the ladies.

We fatten up to make the penis appear proportionate to the body size. It freaks the ladies out less, as they know what they are getting into.

I guess those attempting to be slim are trying something in reverse.

It is no coincidence that "tea" rhymes with "wee".

[elies]

Most of Northern America is in danger of Canadians.


:D :D :D