What u think of avatar?

[keyser_soze]

Normally I would'nt ask such a crap question but on this occasion I am immensely proud of my work, considering that up till not so long ago I was under the impression that the ZX spectrum was cutting edge I created this with Adobe image ready, gordion knot and a free dvd that came with the sunday newspaper :cool: no more will I be stealing other ppls avatars from other boards :D

[Guillaume]

Too fast.

[keyser_soze]

Ah well I guess I left myself wide open for that 1 :D its actually imported in at every 2nd frame so I guess its twice as fast as real time :unsure: if I'd took every frame I would have had to cut out most of the footage to be able to upload it.

[Guillaume]

Ah well I guess I left myself wide open for that 1 :D its actually imported in at every 2nd frame so I guess its twice as fast as real time :unsure: if I'd took every frame I would have had to cut out most of the footage to be able to upload it.
Why didn't you change the amount of time each frame is displayed to compensate?

[keyser_soze]

considering that up till not so long ago I was under the impression that the ZX spectrum was cutting edge
answer your question?

[Guillaume]

considering that up till not so long ago I was under the impression that the ZX spectrum was cutting edge
answer your question?
Yep.

[Virtualbody1234]

Interesting phenomenon that I've noticed. A lot of people, who have avatars or signatures that are over the board rules, make threads about them.

[tesco]

Interesting phenomenon that I've noticed. A lot of people, who have avatars or signatures that are over the board rules, make threads about them.
164+13 = 177
only 2kb.;)

[Virtualbody1234]

Interesting phenomenon that I've noticed. A lot of people, who have avatars or signatures that are over the board rules, make threads about them.
164+13 = 177
only 2kb.;)
For me it shows as:

168224
+13992
-------
182216


Either you're within the rules or you're not. There is a clear threshold.

[tesco]

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/1516/ofhoptimised3op.gif
110kb

[Proper Bo]

Now if only you could make it funny....

[Barbarossa]

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/1516/ofhoptimised3op.gif
110kb

I thought you couldn't upload it if it was more than 100 KB :huh:

[Virtualbody1234]

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/1516/ofhoptimised3op.gif
110kb

I thought you couldn't upload it if it was more than 100 KB :huh:
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showpost.php?p=1160566&postcount=24

[Santa]

slowed it down to 10frms
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/2506/plop1kt.gif

[Barbarossa]

Oh... OK.

Quite hard to keep track of though innit...

Rossco, would it be possible to flag up on people's profiles when you view them, if their sig+av is too big? :huh:

[manker]

Oh... OK.

Quite hard to keep track of though innit...

Rossco, would it be possible to flag up on people's profiles when you view them, if their sig+av is too big? :huh:Yes. It was implemented some time ago on this forum.

It's a custom VB hack called Virtualbody1234.

[Barbarossa]

And we get this for free :O

wow!

[Virtualbody1234]

Oh... OK.

Quite hard to keep track of though innit...

Rossco, would it be possible to flag up on people's profiles when you view them, if their sig+av is too big? :huh:Yes. It was implemented some time ago on this forum.

It's a custom VB hack called Virtualbody1234.
:lol:

[DorisInsinuate]

If find avatars that don't loop properly just a tad irritating.

[Santa]

If find avatars that don't loop properly just a tad irritating.

like this ?

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/8235/animation171rn.gif

[Barbarossa]

or this?

http://img232.exs.cx/img232/4755/bottom6yb.gif

[DorisInsinuate]

That one makes me think of emus shitting on my screen.

[Yogi]

Mine loops fine.......

[DorisInsinuate]

So does mine, but you don't hear me glaging about it :snooty:

[Yogi]

So does mine, but you don't hear me glaging about it :snooty:

glaging.....????? :blink:

[DorisInsinuate]

Meh, I felt like taking a mis-using a word.

[Proper Bo]

:glag:

[ziggyjuarez]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3896/thef99c33e0qq.gif

[keyser_soze]

so other than it being too big, it not looping properly and it glaging :lookaroun what do you think of a first time effort and if its too big why not set the borad so ot wont upload it?
and btw on the point of why not making it funny anybody with a sense of humour with experiance of uk comedy will know that this is an absolute classic knowing the story line of that goes with it.:D

[Gripper]

Keyser,straight up answer ,It's a piece of classic comedy well done,great first effort..fuck all the snobs

[keyser_soze]

I'm hearing you bro, respect to some1 who got my original post :cool:

[Virtualbody1234]

... and if its too big why not set the borad so ot wont upload it?
More importantly, now that you know that you are oversize, why haven't you fixed it?

[tesco]

...and if its too big why not set the borad so ot wont upload it?
The board is set to 175kb because we give members the option to have a 170kb avatar with 5kb sig, or 5kb avatar with 170kb sig, or any other como without going over 175kb.

[Virtualbody1234]

"Sorry officer... It's not my fault. The manufacturer didn't limit the top speed of my new sports car." :frusty:

[keyser_soze]

Not being 1 to laugh in the face of rules:rolleyes: I will reduce the size but I'm bemused where this is coming from when I check the image is says 168 kb or am I reading this wrong??

[Virtualbody1234]

Not being 1 to laugh in the face of rules:rolleyes: I will reduce the size but I'm bemused where this is coming from when I check the image is says 168 kb or am I reading this wrong??
You aren't reading it wrong.

Just that the rules state:
The total file size for all images used in the signature and avatar may not excede 175kb.


http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=83183

[keyser_soze]

right so is that av plus sig combined or each??

[Virtualbody1234]

Combined.

And again. More importantly, now that you know that you are oversize, why haven't you fixed it?

[silent h3ro]

Owned, lol. When did the image size get raised? I thought it was still 100kb for the avatar and sig.

[Virtualbody1234]

Owned, lol. When did the image size get raised? I thought it was still 100kb for the avatar and sig.
10-27-2005

See: http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=105116

[Guillaume]

Owned, lol. When did the image size get raised? I thought it was still 100kb for the avatar and sig.
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=105116

edit: :fist: vb.

[silent h3ro]

Oh, thx.

[keyser_soze]

Maybe admin should just delete oversize avatars if they cause this much hassle :unsure: anyway that put to one side any constructive advice like how to reduce the image size without reducing the quality too much would be greatly appreciated :cool: Sorry for breaking rules but it was unintentional and thats what rules are for in the first place but thats me all over life on the edge :rolleyes: :D
Btw
Owned, lol wtf is "owned" anyway is it another kids online gaming saying like muhahaha I don't keep up with my web bullshit these days?
Only God owns me
Regards

[Virtualbody1234]

Your original 168224 bytes:
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/image.php?u=3380&dateline=1130695365.gif

Smaller version 129255 bytes:
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9549/ofhoptimisesm8ty.gif

[keyser_soze]

Job sorted I think, what app did u use to shrink I only use adobe cs2 and find it very complicated for a novice.
Hmmm is my Xfire sig putting me over the limit again??

[Virtualbody1234]

I used Adobe Photoshop CS2.
No, with that smaller avatar, your sig doesn't put you over the limit again.

It looks ok now.

[manker]

Only God owns merly?

[keyser_soze]

Nice, what is the best way of reducing size without too much quality loss in CS2 ? I just removed frames that it did'nt seem to need is there a way of presetting the output size of the gif in bytes?


rly? yes if there is a God the they will be the only thing that does own me :D I hate online gaming jargon, every time I see I own u, I pimp u,ur my bitch, I rock and all that bullshit I pray for the not to be thousands of miles between me and the offender so I could get my hands round thier wind pipe :01:

[Proper Bo]

Nice, what is the best way of reducing size without too much quality loss in CS2 ? I just removed frames that it did'nt seem to need is there a way of presetting the output size of the gif in bytes?


rly? yes if there is a God the they will be the only thing that does own me :D I hate online gaming jargon, every time I see I own u, I pimp u,ur my bitch, I rock and all that bullshit I pray for the not to be thousands of miles between me and the offender so I could get my hands round thier wind pipe :01:

pwned

[enoughfakefiles]

Nice, what is the best way of reducing size without too much quality loss in CS2 ? I just removed frames that it did'nt seem to need is there a way of presetting the output size of the gif in bytes?

yes if there is a God the they will be the only thing that does own me :D I hate online gaming jargon, every time I see I own u, I pimp u,ur my bitch, I rock and all that bullshit I pray for the not to be thousands of miles between me and the offender so I could get my hands round thier wind pipe :01:

pwned

o rly.

[keyser_soze]

PMSL that was a bit like an excocet missile you can see it coming a mile a minute but theres feck all you can do about :D If your from Newcastle m8 u don't live that far away from me I can be there sorta 1 3/4's so I could be squeezing that windpipe quicker than you think if u wanna leave your address :D
Owned

[Proper Bo]

Try all you like, I don't think you'd succeed, m8

[ziggyjuarez]

is it funny?

[keyser_soze]

ere we go testosterone levels right though the roof what happened to the sense of humour over in north east did it go with any chance of silverware?

[Proper Bo]

I think you'll find that YOU offered to come up here and squeeze my windpipe,
you say you're an hour and 1 3/4's away...you just upset cause you're not really northern, m8?

[ziggyjuarez]

ere we go testosterone levels right though the roof what happened to the sense of humour over in north east did it go with any chance of silverware?
Culture...

[Proper Bo]

ere we go testosterone levels right though the roof what happened to the sense of humour over in north east did it go with any chance of silverware? Culture...

what did you call me?:angry:

[keyser_soze]

I ended the squeezing of windpipes comment with a :D so don't worry your windpipe should be safe tonight ;) and I would'nt be coming up I'd be coming across I live in whitehaven which is about 30 mile from scottish border so I don't suppose you can get more northern than that :)
other than that what do ya think of the avatar?

[ziggyjuarez]

Fucking sucks

[keyser_soze]

I agree needs more work :unsure: thanks though all comments taken on board :D

[Proper Bo]

I ended the squeezing of windpipes comment with a :D so don't worry your windpipe should be safe tonight ;) and I would'nt be coming up I'd be coming across I live in whitehaven which is about 30 mile from scottish border so I don't suppose you can get more northern than that :)
other than that what do ya think of the avatar?

Berwick:P

My gran has a caravan in (or near enough to) Whitehaven, the years of torment as a child spending summers there:pinch:

the av is fine, but I fookin hate only fools and horses:frusty:

[keyser_soze]

You used to caravan holiday right here in Gods own back garden where the lakes meet the sea??? Flash twat u must have some brass :cool:
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4180/whitehavenp0qs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Proper Bo]

No, it was a shit static in a crap little town with nothing to do.
Pfft, I live right by the sea anyway, ironically, in a crap town with nothing to do but get hammered.

[Virtualbody1234]

That could be an interesting sig:

http://img497.imageshack.us/img497/9738/whitehavenp0qs6ez.gif

[Proper Bo]

http://www.zenadsl5763.zen.co.uk/siteimages/spanishfull.jpg
nice, eh?

[Barbarossa]

You used to caravan holiday right here in Gods own back garden where the lakes meet the sea??? Flash twat u must have some brass :cool:


I didn't know you used brass as currency up there now, last I heard, there was only some kind of bartering system in place... I was hoping to exchange some trinkets to get my horse re-shoed :(


P.S. I'd prefer your ava to be the one where delboy leans on the bar that isn't there, but beggars can't be choosers. ;)

[keyser_soze]

No, it was a shit static in a crap little town with nothing to do.yeah I was being slightly sarcastic with my descrption of the place, that pic was from the tourism site so it left out the crack heads.

P.S. I'd prefer your ava to be the one where delboy leans on the bar that isn't there, but beggars can't be choosers. So would I m8 but that episode did'nt come free with the sunday paper ;)